Just Joking

JayDee · JayDee

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, hesaw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever livedon earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.' 'Oh'...

Craig1 · Craig1

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=Vpy5h5DId1k

Bobdown · Bobdown

If you have a good memory, lived on a farm or are used to camping you will know what I mean when you read todays Aussie Classic Poem. Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime, He never had a day off crook - gone before his time, We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the seat, A startle...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Never moved so quick..........

rgren2 · rgren2

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.When the Head...

Recoup · Recoup

Leshill · Leshill

Ouch

Ross638 · Ross638

-- Edited by Ross638 on Monday 21st of September 2020 09:41:24 PM -- Edited by Ross638 on Tuesday 22nd of September 2020 04:27:09 PM

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.He takes her to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds a...

Plain Truth · Plain Truth

Bobdown · Bobdown

Romance in a horse drawn carriage

Bobdown · Bobdown

Enough said.......

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen's breasts for this reason.He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Hor...

Bobdown · Bobdown

We need one in Mt Barker..............

Bobdown · Bobdown

The dead horse A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died. Donald replied, Well, then just give me my money back. The far...

Bobdown · Bobdown

They are out there.........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Story of my life..............

Bobdown · Bobdown

Every year in Bangkok , the men have a beauty contest to see if they're more gorgeous than the women. Here is an example. The answers are at the bottom, but don't cheat by going there first. In each of the following photos, try to guess which member of the couple is a girl and which is a guy. There are 6...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A Buddhist, a Christian & Bob Hawk had a meeting with God. God told them to go back to your people and tell them the world is going to end. The Buddhist went back and told the people, I have some bad news and some even worse news. There is a God and the world is going to end. The Christian went back and told t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID So ..... Medical experts were asked if it is now time to ease the lockdown Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists tho...

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	Clocks in Heaven (Preview) A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, hesaw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever livedon earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.' 'Oh'...	JayDee	4	1217	08:07 PM Sep 23, 2020 by bgt
	2020 again (Preview) https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=Vpy5h5DId1k	Craig1	0	1154	04:53 PM Sep 23, 2020 by Craig1
	Grandad's demise...........A fateful poem (Preview) If you have a good memory, lived on a farm or are used to camping you will know what I mean when you read todays Aussie Classic Poem. Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime, He never had a day off crook - gone before his time, We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the seat, A startle...	Bobdown	0	811	02:36 PM Sep 23, 2020 by Bobdown
	Nothing like having good friends (Preview) Never moved so quick..........	Bobdown	1	876	12:25 PM Sep 23, 2020 by Tony Bev
	The Institute (Preview) Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.When the Head...	rgren2	0	835	08:27 AM Sep 23, 2020 by rgren2
	Police (Preview)	Recoup	0	932	01:50 PM Sep 22, 2020 by Recoup
	Pepper spray (Preview) Ouch	Leshill	1	733	12:55 PM Sep 22, 2020 by rgren2
	Old mechanics. (Preview) -- Edited by Ross638 on Monday 21st of September 2020 09:41:24 PM -- Edited by Ross638 on Tuesday 22nd of September 2020 04:27:09 PM	Ross638	0	886	05:47 PM Sep 21, 2020 by Ross638
	A romantic night (Preview) A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.He takes her to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds a...	Des and Jane	2	1190	04:00 PM Sep 20, 2020 by Whenarewethere
	Sign of the Times (Preview)	Plain Truth	0	912	05:14 PM Sep 19, 2020 by Plain Truth
	Bud Light Ad (Preview) Romance in a horse drawn carriage	Bobdown	0	801	11:04 AM Sep 19, 2020 by Bobdown
	Job interview (Preview) Enough said.......	Bobdown	0	714	11:03 AM Sep 19, 2020 by Bobdown
	The Queens breasts... (Preview) Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen's breasts for this reason.He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Hor...	Des and Jane	0	671	08:39 AM Sep 19, 2020 by Des and Jane
	Neat fridge (Preview) We need one in Mt Barker..............	Bobdown	1	1050	09:16 PM Sep 18, 2020 by Craig1
	The dead horse (Preview) The dead horse A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died. Donald replied, Well, then just give me my money back. The far...	Bobdown	0	652	03:48 PM Sep 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	CANDIDATES FOR THIS YEAR'S DARWIN AWARDS (Preview) They are out there.........	Bobdown	0	776	10:16 AM Sep 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	Sex Discussion (Preview) Story of my life..............	Bobdown	0	597	10:15 AM Sep 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	PICK OUT THE GUY - NO CHEATING (Preview) Every year in Bangkok , the men have a beauty contest to see if they're more gorgeous than the women. Here is an example. The answers are at the bottom, but don't cheat by going there first. In each of the following photos, try to guess which member of the couple is a girl and which is a guy. There are 6...	Bobdown	0	464	10:13 AM Sep 18, 2020 by Bobdown
	The world is going to end (Preview) A Buddhist, a Christian & Bob Hawk had a meeting with God. God told them to go back to your people and tell them the world is going to end. The Buddhist went back and told the people, I have some bad news and some even worse news. There is a God and the world is going to end. The Christian went back and told t...	Whenarewethere	1	1035	09:45 PM Sep 17, 2020 by kirky
	WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID (Preview) WHAT THE DOCTORS ARE REALLY SAYING ABOUT COVID So ..... Medical experts were asked if it is now time to ease the lockdown Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists tho...	Bobdown	1	737	04:31 PM Sep 17, 2020 by fwdoz
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