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Message for the manager
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A beautiful young woman walks up to a barman in the establishment in which she'd been drinking, smiles and says to the barman "I'd like to speak to the manager please.". The barman, keen to strike up a conversation with this beauty, says "He's not here miss. May I help you?". She replies "I'd really lik...
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Buzz Lightbulb
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Circle Flies.
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A farmer was pulled over by a police officer who was renowned for being a bully.Your break light is out said the police officer. Im going to write you up.Im sorry officer, I didnt realise, said the farmer. Cant you just give me a warning? Ill head straight to the mechanic to fix it.Now listen here the poli...
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Possum3
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Snake Valley
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Whenarewethere
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Proof that cellphones cause headaches.
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Mobile madness...........
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Bobdown
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Russian dolls
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I hate Russian dolls.... They're so full of themselves.
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Buzz Lightbulb
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How French Women Lose Weight
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No as dirty as your mind thinks.................
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Bobdown
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4
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1471
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Nature for men
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Bobdown
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921
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Church Gossip.
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Possum3
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921
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The dead wife
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Paddy went down to his local for a pint, whilst there he ran into his mate Mick. After a while Mick said Hows the missus Paddy. Dead said Paddy "I murdered her. Of course Mick didnt believe him but after a while Paddy finally convinced Mick that he had actually killed his wife. Come on he said I will ta...
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Giggleswick
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833
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What is Celibacy?
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Celibacy can be a choice in life, Or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.." He then addressed the men, 'Can you name an...
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boab
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Not PC 1
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-- Edited by rgren2 on Wednesday 20th of January 2021 08:22:31 PM
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Deserved it.
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Bobdown
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987
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whooley sh....t
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Craig1
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878
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3 Boys in court
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Classic Jethro................favourite British comedian.
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Bobdown
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900
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pfizer
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Craig1
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Morning Sex
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Bobdown
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[Sexually explicit] - If men wrote for Cosmopolitan
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If men wrote for Cosmopolitan Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me. A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why no...
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Mike Harding
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R.I.P.
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ConsumerMan
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GENERATION GAP...........not really funny
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Bobdown
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The Scotchman
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A Scotchman is on a tour bus in the wilds of Canada. He looks out the bus window and spies a moose. He says to the tour guide in his broad scottish accent "What type of animal is that?" The tour guide says, "That is a moose" "God almighty" says the scotchman, "How big are your rats?"
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Collo
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