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An oldie.
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A sixteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to fuss. Where did you get that car?!He calmly told them, I bought it today.With what money? demanded his parents? We know what a Porsche costs.Well, said the boy, this one cost me fifteen dollars.So the parents began to panic and ask...
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972
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Just imagine this outside caravan door.
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929
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Gaol.
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865
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3 Drunks.
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Three drunks were standing on top of the Empire State Building.The first one said to the other two,"You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off this building right now and not even hit the ground. The wind would carry them right back up to the top of the building."The s...
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840
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I've reached .........
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816
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Getting slower.
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988
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Blonde.
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1068
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Memory Fail.
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933
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Parole?
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1112
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Nicknames
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Bobdown
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1103
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Why did I get divorced?
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Well, last week was my birthday.My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday.My parents forgot and so did my kids.I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch...
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1023
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Hillbilly Duck Hunter.
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pull...
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1030
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Irish Nuns.
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A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them."Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we...
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498
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Senior Sex
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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."Yes, she says, "I remember it well."OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there aga...
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Rental Property & The Lawyer with 12 kids
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A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children w...
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1008
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Don't mess with older people
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An elderly guy was about to reverse his Rolls Royce into a parking space when suddenly a small open top sports car rudely drove into it. The driver, a slim and trim young man hopped out of the sports car and said to the Rolls driver "You have to be young and fit to do that pop". The elderly driver looked at the...
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Mike Harding
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719
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My neighbour.
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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hai...
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6
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889
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Another Urine joke
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Bobdown
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Probably already been around.. Jail for telling a wee lie.
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Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam rea...
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JayDee
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730
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An investment counselor decided to hire a lawyer
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An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. As Im sure you can understand, she started off with one of the first applicants, in a bu...
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