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Sexual Truths "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Frank Sinatra "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns "My mother never saw the irony in c...

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A great story taken from a recent copy of The Yorkshire Herald. Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment...

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FIXING THE GUTTER DOWNSPOUT Today, My wife said to me, "Honey, get off your ass and fix that gutter downspout! And, I want it done before the end of the day!" Well, as you all know, at my age, and most of my friends, are retired and do have the time to address such "Honey do's". So, I...

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Remember those days? JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION A virile middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they...

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An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry ,and was sueing the lorry company,In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus..Solicitor'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' .Seamus'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my...

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VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said...

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A CEDA CHEST. A petitioner tells St. Peter that his last day on earth was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-pa...

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There was once two twin brothers who were both born without arms. One day one of the brothers saw that there was a job opening ringing the bell In the bell tower. He goes over there and knocks on the door with his head and the owner answers the door. The owner is unsure about hiring him but decides to give him...

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A recently married man was in his garage working on his Celica.His new wife came out and watched him for a few minutes before saying "Now that we are married, you should probably sell that old thing"Suddenly the mans face went pale and he looked as tho he was going to be sick."Are you OK ?, whats the matter...

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Once upon a time there was a little fly buzzing around a garden and he saw a big pile of crap with a shovel stuck standing in it.He thought to himself yum!So, he landed next to the pile and ate his fill.He ate until he couldn't eat another bite, and once he had as much as he could possibly eat, he went to fly awa...

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	Sexual Truths (Preview) Sexual Truths "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Frank Sinatra "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns "My mother never saw the irony in c...	Bobdown	0	928	08:30 PM Mar 6, 2021 by Bobdown
	Vegan (Preview)	fwdoz	5	1565	06:29 PM Mar 6, 2021 by Bobdown
	Rye Bread (Preview)	yobarr	0	1027	07:40 PM Mar 5, 2021 by yobarr
	Tattoos (Preview) A great story taken from a recent copy of The Yorkshire Herald. Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment...	Roy E	2	1334	07:09 PM Mar 5, 2021 by dorian
	downpipe (Preview) FIXING THE GUTTER DOWNSPOUT Today, My wife said to me, "Honey, get off your ass and fix that gutter downspout! And, I want it done before the end of the day!" Well, as you all know, at my age, and most of my friends, are retired and do have the time to address such "Honey do's". So, I...	Craig1	0	941	05:16 PM Mar 5, 2021 by Craig1
	golf (Preview)	Craig1	1	1437	02:21 PM Mar 5, 2021 by Magnarc
	Once a King always a King... Once a night is not enough (Preview) Remember those days? JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION A virile middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they...	JayDee	0	944	06:59 AM Mar 5, 2021 by JayDee
	Clever Dog (Preview)	Possum3	1	1622	08:47 AM Mar 4, 2021 by Blues Man
	Mosquito (Preview)	Possum3	1	1503	05:31 PM Mar 3, 2021 by Craig1
	Campfire (Preview)	Possum3	0	1341	04:48 PM Mar 3, 2021 by Possum3
	Sometimes. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1226	04:43 PM Mar 3, 2021 by Possum3
	Guessing game. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1439	01:49 PM Mar 3, 2021 by Tony Bev
	I'm Fine. (Preview) An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry ,and was sueing the lorry company,In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus..Solicitor'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' .Seamus'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my...	Possum3	0	1261	01:25 PM Mar 3, 2021 by Possum3
	Irish again and again (Preview) VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said...	Craig1	2	1699	09:22 AM Mar 3, 2021 by Blues Man
	Be careful where you hide. (Preview) A CEDA CHEST. A petitioner tells St. Peter that his last day on earth was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just got out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too. I knew she was into some hanky-pa...	JayDee	0	1103	07:36 AM Mar 3, 2021 by JayDee
	Security camera. (Preview)	Possum3	9	1763	05:12 PM Mar 2, 2021 by Whenarewethere
	Before Political Correctness (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1194	08:17 PM Mar 1, 2021 by Craig1
	It's a job. (Preview) There was once two twin brothers who were both born without arms. One day one of the brothers saw that there was a job opening ringing the bell In the bell tower. He goes over there and knocks on the door with his head and the owner answers the door. The owner is unsure about hiring him but decides to give him...	Possum3	3	1691	09:41 AM Mar 1, 2021 by Possum3
	Never told me! (Preview) A recently married man was in his garage working on his Celica.His new wife came out and watched him for a few minutes before saying "Now that we are married, you should probably sell that old thing"Suddenly the mans face went pale and he looked as tho he was going to be sick."Are you OK ?, whats the matter...	Possum3	0	1234	04:56 PM Feb 28, 2021 by Possum3
	The Fly. (Preview) Once upon a time there was a little fly buzzing around a garden and he saw a big pile of crap with a shovel stuck standing in it.He thought to himself yum!So, he landed next to the pile and ate his fill.He ate until he couldn't eat another bite, and once he had as much as he could possibly eat, he went to fly awa...	Possum3	1	1233	12:00 PM Feb 28, 2021 by Craig1
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