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A few funnies
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GETTING EVEN !!!
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GETTING EVEN !!! One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her Pussycat. The vet deci...
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stop or slow down
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a A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Scottish cop's expense! Scot...
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Quickies.
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1. My best mates and I played a game of hide and seek. It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find.... 2. Youre not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. 3. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, Im okay. 4. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and theyre gonna pay. Y...
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bell ringer
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After Quasimodo's death, the Archbishop of Paris at the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The Archbishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin what he thought would be a long screeni...
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heaven
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x WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST ? The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.' 'Why do you think it's your hand...
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Salesman.
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A man came into a book shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window. He went up to the owner and said, "I- I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b."... "I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment," said the owner. "I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s- six k-kkkids, iiii-I r...
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Experience
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A ship engine failed and no one could fix it, so they brought in a guy with 40 years experience. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom. After looking things over, the guy reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer.... He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine burst back i...
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Psychiatrist.
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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed ...I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to m...
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Operation
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This ageing man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anaesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well...
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Sex on Mars
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Sex on Mars The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brin...
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Indian Taxi
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Once a Chinese man went to Goa (India) for holidays. At the Airport he hired a taxi, driver was Pedro to take him to Panjim. On the way he saw a bus. He said - "The buses here are so slow and noisy .. In China the buses are very fast." At the Cortalim Bridge, the Chinese saw a train passing by on the railway bridg...
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Angus in Oz.
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There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. Im fine, Angus said. But there are some really strange people living in th...
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I'm this old.
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From Dream RV Rental site
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Why?
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I'm 80 and I have so many unanswered questions! I never found out who let the dogs out... The way to get to Sesame Street... Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... Why "abbreviated"...
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masks
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Lady does not like to wear a mask
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I place this in the joke section, as I thought that it was a laughable encounter Usual disclaimer, the only legal words I know, is that an ill Eagle, is a sick bird, so my interpretation of what happened could be wrong Basically a lady was asked to wear a mask, while inside a Bunnings store The story is in th...
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Covid funnies
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Bobdown
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Cartoons
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Just married
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