Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Apologies to the Irish folks. Two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice:You watch them Aussie cab drivers. Theyll rob you blind. Dont you go paying them what they ask. You haggle.At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bob called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner."Hello?" said the maid."Hi, it's me," said Bob. "Is madam near the phone?"..."No, Sir. She's upstairs in the bedroom with your friend Frank."After a brief pause, Bob said, "But I don't have a friend named Frank!""Yes you do. He'...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forwar...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enablingcustomers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined belowwhen accessing their accounts.Af...

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A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

I discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick-or-treaters, Oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

If vegetables are so good, Explain to me why Vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat. Take your time, Il' wait.

Aussie1 · Aussie1

Mother-in-Law came for dinner and said "why does the dog keep looking at me?" I said , "because you're using his plate!"

Aussie1 · Aussie1

I'm so out of shape that if someone yells, run for your life!, I'll be like, you guys go ahead. I'm going to meet Jesus.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him .One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You have seen his wars and his technological advances.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9.""Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy."And proceeds to draw three trees."What's this?" the boss asks."Tree and tr...

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AT LEAST HE TRIED!!!I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her birthday, I ar...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery,Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day.The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth.The...

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	Apologies to the Irish folks. 🙂 (Preview) Apologies to the Irish folks. Two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice:You watch them Aussie cab drivers. Theyll rob you blind. Dont you go paying them what they ask. You haggle.At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to t...	aussie_paul	0	656	04:19 PM Jan 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	What for dinner.. (Preview) Bob called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner."Hello?" said the maid."Hi, it's me," said Bob. "Is madam near the phone?"..."No, Sir. She's upstairs in the bedroom with your friend Frank."After a brief pause, Bob said, "But I don't have a friend named Frank!""Yes you do. He'...	aussie_paul	0	721	04:14 PM Jan 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	* Beware **.. (Preview) I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forwar...	aussie_paul	0	1151	04:03 PM Jan 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A new sign.. (Preview) A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enablingcustomers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined belowwhen accessing their accounts.Af...	aussie_paul	0	644	04:00 PM Jan 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Rough Neighbourhood (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	709	03:13 PM Jan 7, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	Tattoos.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	948	12:01 PM Jan 7, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Can't decide (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	3	955	09:35 AM Jan 7, 2025 by peter67
	A horse and his best mate (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	456	07:56 PM Jan 6, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	A priest.. (Preview) A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...	aussie_paul	0	745	03:34 PM Jan 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Answering the door (Preview) I discovered that answering the door naked helps deter trick-or-treaters, Oh, here we go again, here's two dressed as policemen...	Aussie1	1	743	07:49 AM Jan 5, 2025 by dorian
	Vegans (Preview) If vegetables are so good, Explain to me why Vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat. Take your time, Il' wait.	Aussie1	1	641	06:34 PM Jan 4, 2025 by Possum3
	Mother in law (Preview) Mother-in-Law came for dinner and said "why does the dog keep looking at me?" I said , "because you're using his plate!"	Aussie1	0	635	12:35 PM Jan 4, 2025 by Aussie1
	Out of shape (Preview) I'm so out of shape that if someone yells, run for your life!, I'll be like, you guys go ahead. I'm going to meet Jesus.	Aussie1	0	482	12:29 PM Jan 4, 2025 by Aussie1
	just for a laugh xx.. (Preview) Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him .One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You have seen his wars and his technological advances.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...	aussie_paul	0	621	07:46 PM Jan 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	An oldie but a good one.. Ahh the Irish.. (Preview) A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9.""Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy."And proceeds to draw three trees."What's this?" the boss asks."Tree and tr...	aussie_paul	0	513	07:44 PM Jan 2, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Pilot light (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	570	07:34 PM Jan 1, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	Grandfather.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	585	05:55 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	He tried.. (Preview) AT LEAST HE TRIED!!!I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her birthday, I ar...	aussie_paul	0	513	05:51 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Graveyard.. (Preview) A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery,Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day.The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth.The...	aussie_paul	0	613	05:47 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Deaf.. (Preview) ]	aussie_paul	0	430	05:45 PM Jan 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
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