Just Joking

fwdoz · fwdoz

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

fwdoz · fwdoz

I've got some racing geese for sale. Let me know if you want a quick gander.

rgren2 · rgren2

-- Edited by rgren2 on Thursday 3rd of September 2020 10:44:29 AM it was good, wouldnt post. -- Edited by rgren2 on Thursday 3rd of September 2020 10:45:15 AM -- Edited by rgren2 on Thursday 3rd of September 2020 10:46:26 AM

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Come the revolution bruvver, when I am the leader Every man will be walking down the road, with a blond on his left arm, a bottle of the finest whisky in his right hand, and a beeeg Cuban cigar in his mouth Just one caveat ear bruvver, for those who do not like blonds, whisky, or cigars Come the revolution br...

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Craig1 · Craig1

is just around the corner

JayDee · JayDee

Not a joke as such, but will bring a smile to your face in these difficult times. Jay&Dee Getting a gun licence Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a 9 mm handgun for home/personal protection.When I was ready to pay for the pist...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

well lets say he probably JUST got home ? or off the road ? Out there at times you gotta do what ya can !! Outback is outback !! Lol in rally days Ive used seat belts to hold suspension to finish !

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

Two old diggers had been out in the bush for ages, their ute had broken down and they were just about on their last legs trying to walk out of the bush and find help. Finally, in the distance, they saw the few buildings and sheds of a small bush town. As they entered town a signpost informed them the town's na...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

I got pulled over last week for going 12 klm over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my car, book in hand, I rolled my windows down. Just then my adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart daughter, started screaming from the backseat, Its coming out!!!!! I cant hold it any longer!!...

Craig1 · Craig1

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JayDee · JayDee

A young boy called Kev, about 14 years old was walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door.When the Madam answered it, she saw the boy and asked what he wanted.He said, ''I want to have sex with one of th...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some will relate to this..........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bit of an oldie...............

Bobdown · Bobdown

Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling. (I'll meetyou there.) There are 4 test questions. Don't miss one. Giraffe Test How do you put a giraffe into a re...

JayDee · JayDee

You can bet that this has been around before. Little Johnny meets Dan Andrews Chairman Dan was visiting a primary school in Melbourne and visited a fourth grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Premier if he would like to le...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Funny..........

JayDee · JayDee

LESSON IN GRAMMARIS IT "COMPLETE", "FINISHED" OR "COMPLETELY FINISHED" ? No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" or "Finished".In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the w...

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	McDonalds new rival (Preview)	fwdoz	0	1119	06:11 PM Sep 6, 2020 by fwdoz
	Before Ipod (Preview)	Tony Bev	3	1316	05:59 PM Sep 6, 2020 by Craig1
	Need a goose? (Preview) I've got some racing geese for sale. Let me know if you want a quick gander.	fwdoz	4	1289	05:27 PM Sep 5, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Wife (Preview) -- Edited by rgren2 on Thursday 3rd of September 2020 10:44:29 AM it was good, wouldnt post. -- Edited by rgren2 on Thursday 3rd of September 2020 10:45:15 AM -- Edited by rgren2 on Thursday 3rd of September 2020 10:46:26 AM	rgren2	0	1521	10:43 AM Sep 3, 2020 by rgren2
	The coming revolution (Preview) Come the revolution bruvver, when I am the leader Every man will be walking down the road, with a blond on his left arm, a bottle of the finest whisky in his right hand, and a beeeg Cuban cigar in his mouth Just one caveat ear bruvver, for those who do not like blonds, whisky, or cigars Come the revolution br...	Tony Bev	0	952	06:36 PM Sep 2, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Early protesters (Preview)	Tony Bev	0	802	06:27 PM Sep 2, 2020 by Tony Bev
	spring (Preview) is just around the corner	Craig1	4	900	07:27 PM Aug 31, 2020 by Craig1
	Gun Control (Preview) Not a joke as such, but will bring a smile to your face in these difficult times. Jay&Dee Getting a gun licence Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a 9 mm handgun for home/personal protection.When I was ready to pay for the pist...	JayDee	2	1159	10:57 AM Aug 31, 2020 by Aus-Kiwi
	Fixed . (Preview) well lets say he probably JUST got home ? or off the road ? Out there at times you gotta do what ya can !! Outback is outback !! Lol in rally days Ive used seat belts to hold suspension to finish !	Aus-Kiwi	8	1218	10:52 AM Aug 31, 2020 by Aus-Kiwi
	Koala tea (Preview) Two old diggers had been out in the bush for ages, their ute had broken down and they were just about on their last legs trying to walk out of the bush and find help. Finally, in the distance, they saw the few buildings and sheds of a small bush town. As they entered town a signpost informed them the town's na...	Mike Harding	0	713	08:27 AM Aug 30, 2020 by Mike Harding
	Speeding fine (Preview) I got pulled over last week for going 12 klm over the speed limit. As the officer started walking up to my car, book in hand, I rolled my windows down. Just then my adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart daughter, started screaming from the backseat, Its coming out!!!!! I cant hold it any longer!!...	Des and Jane	1	796	08:09 PM Aug 29, 2020 by Aus-Kiwi
	Cinderella (Preview) ----------------------------------------------------------------------	Craig1	0	804	08:40 PM Aug 27, 2020 by Craig1
	It is called getting even no matter the consequences (Preview) A young boy called Kev, about 14 years old was walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door.When the Madam answered it, she saw the boy and asked what he wanted.He said, ''I want to have sex with one of th...	JayDee	0	785	08:42 AM Aug 27, 2020 by JayDee
	British Ad of the Year (Preview) Some will relate to this..........	Bobdown	6	958	11:04 AM Aug 26, 2020 by Des and Jane
	Cartoons (Preview)	Bobdown	0	808	10:31 AM Aug 26, 2020 by Bobdown
	God loves drunks too (Preview) A bit of an oldie...............	Bobdown	0	646	10:29 AM Aug 26, 2020 by Bobdown
	Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation (Preview) Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling. *(I'll meetyou there.)* There are 4 test questions. Don't miss one. Giraffe Test** How do you put a giraffe into a re...	Bobdown	4	839	05:13 PM Aug 25, 2020 by Whenarewethere
	Another little Johnny (Preview) You can bet that this has been around before. Little Johnny meets Dan Andrews Chairman Dan was visiting a primary school in Melbourne and visited a fourth grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the Premier if he would like to le...	JayDee	2	999	10:06 PM Aug 24, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	A Good Deed (Preview) Funny..........	Bobdown	1	817	10:02 PM Aug 24, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Words of Widsom (Preview) LESSON IN GRAMMARIS IT "COMPLETE", "FINISHED" OR "COMPLETELY FINISHED" ? No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words - "Complete" or "Finished".In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the w...	JayDee	0	653	08:58 AM Aug 24, 2020 by JayDee
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