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Condoms
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The Scottish quatermaster who said to the pharmacist, "cud ye show us yer range of condoms please Laddie. The regiment 'r considering buying a new one" .
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Recoup
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1168
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Music?
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If J.S. Bach was to write his famous piece today, would it be called, Hair on a G string?????
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Magnarc
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1030
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Dad Jokes
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I've always wondered if chickens communicated using foul language. Maybe only when they're egg cited. An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didnt think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend...
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How's YOUR day going??
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More people hurting themselves..............only funny this time.
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980
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Clocks in Heaven
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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, hesaw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever livedon earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.' 'Oh'...
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JayDee
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1093
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2020 again
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=Vpy5h5DId1k
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Craig1
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Grandad's demise...........A fateful poem
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If you have a good memory, lived on a farm or are used to camping you will know what I mean when you read todays Aussie Classic Poem. Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime, He never had a day off crook - gone before his time, We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the seat, A startle...
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Nothing like having good friends
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Never moved so quick..........
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Bobdown
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The Institute
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Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.When the Head...
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rgren2
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822
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Police
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Recoup
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914
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Pepper spray
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Leshill
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723
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Old mechanics.
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-- Edited by Ross638 on Monday 21st of September 2020 09:41:24 PM -- Edited by Ross638 on Tuesday 22nd of September 2020 04:27:09 PM
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Ross638
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877
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A romantic night
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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.He takes her to his place, and he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds a...
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Des and Jane
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Sign of the Times
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Plain Truth
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894
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Bud Light Ad
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Romance in a horse drawn carriage
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Bobdown
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Job interview
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707
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The Queens breasts...
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Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen's breasts for this reason.He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Hor...
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Des and Jane
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662
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Neat fridge
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We need one in Mt Barker..............
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Bobdown
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1038
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The dead horse
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The dead horse A young man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald's house and said, Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died. Donald replied, Well, then just give me my money back. The far...
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Bobdown
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CANDIDATES FOR THIS YEAR'S DARWIN AWARDS
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They are out there.........
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Bobdown
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