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Snow White
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In woke news theres apparently a problem in relation to consent with a Snow White ride at Disneyland, according to Sky News host Paul Murray. The prince wakes Snow White from her slumber, because shes asleep shes not able to give consent to the kiss, Mr Murray said. So apparently we need to change the ri...
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Home security
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Now that I'm older, slower and on a fixed income, I've disconnected my home alarm system. I also decided to turn off my external lights and resigned from Neighbourhood Watch. To save money I've raised 2 Pakistani flags in my front garden, one at each corner and have the black flag of ISIS in the centre...
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Airline logic
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Play on words
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Repeat three times, Whale Oil Bee Fooked
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Collo
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Takeaway cup measurements
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Deuterostomes.
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Calvin.
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Drunk.
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Bubba.
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State Fair ride.
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Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say."Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."And every year Edna would say."I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars and ten dollars is ten dollars."One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said. "E...
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PC.
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Hand Bones.
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new salesman.
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A young guy from Newfoundland moves to Alberta and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in Newfoundland."Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and fig...
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Grant Wood painting
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Romantic Couple
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11 People.
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The Nun.
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Skippy.
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Oil shortage.
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Nomads with Gonads - From CPC Site
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Grey 'n' Brave (alternative title...Nomads with Gonads)Darkness came down on the caravans ...parked behind the pubA fair bunch of old Grey Nomads, the Country Camping ClubThey choose to stay near country pubs, they enjoy the atmospherePlus the meals are pretty good and there's always ice cold be...
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