Just Joking

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is becaus...

Craig1 · Craig1

After I perused the Free to Air TV guide last night, my wife said " anything on?" My reply, "There is more on a hard boiled egg than the b..... TV"

Possum3 · Possum3

A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 40 years of experience.He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom.After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded the bag and pulled out a small hammer.He knocked something gen...

Possum3 · Possum3

A young woman was preparing for her wedding.She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.Well, Mom forgot until the last minute.She dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty.She bought it and threw it into the sui...

Bobdown · Bobdown

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Magnarc · Magnarc

This fellow is in hospital with two broken leg. He is taken short during the night and soils the bed. Nurse changes the sheets and cleans him up. The following night the same thing occurs and, feeling extremely ashamed, he rolls the offending poo into little balls and flicks them down the ward. Two days...

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Roy E · Roy E

THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking...

dorian · dorian

"I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to another woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life."

fwdoz · fwdoz

Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He's described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe.

fwdoz · fwdoz

A pastor who loves to golf has three golfing buddies who don't go to church constantly telling him how good the golf is on Sunday mornings. "The course is almost deserted" they tell him "and, the weather is always nice". Finally, the pastor gives in and on Saturday evening calls the Associate Pastor an...

Possum3 · Possum3

-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 12th of March 2021 05:35:08 PM

Bobdown · Bobdown

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happe...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

My wife and i went to the beefy auction the other week at the Townsville Sales and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bull sale.We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said 'this bull mated 50 times last year'.My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and sai...

Possum3 · Possum3

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	Having another baby.. (Preview) I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is becaus...	Rob Driver	1	1015	10:13 AM Mar 18, 2021 by peter67
	Nothing On (Preview) After I perused the Free to Air TV guide last night, my wife said " anything on?" My reply, "There is more on a hard boiled egg than the b..... TV"	Craig1	0	834	09:54 AM Mar 18, 2021 by Craig1
	Value. (Preview) A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 40 years of experience.He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom.After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded the bag and pulled out a small hammer.He knocked something gen...	Possum3	0	1083	10:20 PM Mar 17, 2021 by Possum3
	Risque! (Preview) A young woman was preparing for her wedding.She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle.Well, Mom forgot until the last minute.She dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty.She bought it and threw it into the sui...	Possum3	0	792	10:13 PM Mar 17, 2021 by Possum3
	Some folks not too happy with Meghan . . . (Preview)	Bobdown	14	1158	08:17 PM Mar 17, 2021 by Craig1
	Eating in th 50's. (Preview)	Possum3	5	1043	08:13 PM Mar 17, 2021 by Craig1
	List. (Preview)	Possum3	4	1670	02:28 PM Mar 17, 2021 by Clarky 1
	Math. (Preview)	Possum3	0	779	02:14 PM Mar 17, 2021 by Possum3
	Disaster in Hospital (Preview) This fellow is in hospital with two broken leg. He is taken short during the night and soils the bed. Nurse changes the sheets and cleans him up. The following night the same thing occurs and, feeling extremely ashamed, he rolls the offending poo into little balls and flicks them down the ward. Two days...	Magnarc	0	1000	07:49 PM Mar 16, 2021 by Magnarc
	Cowboy Chili. (Preview)	Possum3	0	802	09:31 AM Mar 16, 2021 by Possum3
	Cowboy Shave. (Preview)	Possum3	0	806	09:30 AM Mar 16, 2021 by Possum3
	The wine bottle. (Preview) THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking...	Roy E	2	1139	04:57 PM Mar 15, 2021 by Sheffield-er
	Postcard from Europe (Preview) "I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to another woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life."	dorian	0	914	08:07 AM Mar 15, 2021 by dorian
	PDF reader (Preview) Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He's described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe.	fwdoz	18	1516	07:51 AM Mar 15, 2021 by dorian
	The golfing Pastor (Preview) A pastor who loves to golf has three golfing buddies who don't go to church constantly telling him how good the golf is on Sunday mornings. "The course is almost deserted" they tell him "and, the weather is always nice". Finally, the pastor gives in and on Saturday evening calls the Associate Pastor an...	fwdoz	3	959	08:09 PM Mar 14, 2021 by fwdoz
	Na num en ah. (Preview) -- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 12th of March 2021 05:35:08 PM	Possum3	2	1328	06:15 PM Mar 14, 2021 by Tony Bev
	Mr Perfect (Preview) A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happe...	Bobdown	3	1514	04:26 PM Mar 14, 2021 by Plain Truth
	ACT Fashion. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1289	12:11 PM Mar 14, 2021 by peter67
	Bull Sale. (Preview) My wife and i went to the beefy auction the other week at the Townsville Sales and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bull sale.We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said 'this bull mated 50 times last year'.My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and sai...	Possum3	1	1635	11:55 AM Mar 14, 2021 by peter67
	Password. (Preview)	Possum3	3	1405	11:14 AM Mar 14, 2021 by peter67
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