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EXCUSE NOTES FROM PARENTS
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01. My Son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute Him.02. Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her Shot.03. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and Also 33.04. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrati...
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Viagra.
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Car safety: Then & Now.
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Bear trap.
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I'm a Believer.
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I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!I was less amus...
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Library.
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Question?
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During the Middle Ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if they have anything like that planned this time? (Asking for a friend)
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More cartoons
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R rated cartoons for the twisted minds
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Fishing tackle store.
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A woman goes to buy a rod and reel for her grandsons birthday. She doesnt know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark glasses. She says to him, Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel? He says, Maam,...
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Hidden message in South Park faces
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Can anyone see a hidden message in the faces of the South Park cast? -- Edited by dorian on Monday 22nd of February 2021 03:25:29 PM
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Cowboy chili.
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Pulled over.
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Never Follow A Truck.......not really a joke
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The only joke is the drivers or the person who loaded them.........
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Five Beers.
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Fishy tale.
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President's Day
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US Humour but it's the same here.
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Johnny & KFC.
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Chinese Customs
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A Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai . He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa. A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region . He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chines...
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Moral of the day
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There once was a guy who had only one testicle, and whose given name was Onestone.He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!The word got around and nobody called...
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