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Jesus V Satan
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Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer. "I am!" Jesus shouted. "No, I am!" the devil countered. "I am!" "I am!" "Me!" "No, me!" "EEEEEEENOUGH!" God bellowed, and the whole universe disappeared into darkness. When the lights came back on, two comput...
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Still think I was right
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Aus-Kiwi
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The Laws of Life
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THE LAWS OF LIFELAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.LAW OF GRAVITY: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.LAW OF PROBABILITY: The probability of being watched is direct...
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Clergy.
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Possum3
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Seniors Wedding Night
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Well done, a few of you lot would relate to this. Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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Good
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Craig1
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Skilled worker?
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Possum3
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Message.
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Possum3
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Karen.
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Can you relate?
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Possum3
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Pooh.
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 14th of May 2021 08:40:30 AM
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69.
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Injured Ankle
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A couple of weeks after badly spraining my ankle, I went to my doctor today and he asked what I'd been doing.I replied, "Just lounging around all day, looking at the internet on my computer, drinking coffee, texting my mates."He got pretty angry and said, "I told you not to go back to your workplace for a...
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KFT
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No jokes?
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What? No jokes today? I'm disappointed.
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Buzz Lightbulb
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Circumcised.
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Possum3
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Foreplay.
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After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and...
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Do you want a Job
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-- Edited by Recoup on Wednesday 12th of May 2021 05:32:03 PM
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Aha . If woman run the world ? Pffft they do .
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Aus-Kiwi
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Manslater
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Lol I need one, even after 45 years of marriage https://youtu.be/ezVib_giTFo
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It snowed.
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It snowed last night...8:00 am: I made a snowman.8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.8:20 - The gay couple livin...
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