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Weight loss goal.
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Possum3
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1
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1010
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BMW.
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Possum3
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5
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1177
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Lottery Win
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I still remember the time when my father gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead, I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car.When I got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me.But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new c...
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Possum3
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1
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550
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Bored?
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When you are tired of just sitting around under the annex, Go down to a local clothing store, and go into a fitting room. After several minutes, Yell out. "Hey! there's no toilet paper in here" I bet the Manager comes to introduce themselves, hey you have just met a new friend.
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Possum3
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0
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717
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****ie (farmer going to heaven)
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It was time for the head ****ie to go to heaven he made his way to heaven and finally made it to the pearly gates so he opened the gates and there was god sitting at his throne god said to the farmer welcome my son what can I do for you today the ****ie said well for starters you can get out of my chair !!!
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travelyounger
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0
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516
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Plea - Limited data download.
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Hi guys/gals, Over the last few months due to NBN cut-off and limited access, I have not been able to post much on the GN's Forums. Whilst many would be pleased at my absence on many pages - it means I have extreme difficulty in viewing many articles (mainly in Just Joking) due to there only being a web lin...
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Possum3
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13
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902
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Nun taking a bath
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Bobdown
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1
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760
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Horse people
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Mad horse disease.........
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Bobdown
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1
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870
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Chili cook-off in New Mexico
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This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico ..Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is. They actua...
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Possum3
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0
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603
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Windows?
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Woman in Wisconsin texted her husband early one morning ," Windows Frozen". Husband texted back, " Gently pour luke warm water on windows". Later wife texted back, " Computer REALLY messed up now".
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Possum3
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0
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780
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Wearing masks in Madrid
(Preview)
Warning....some mild nudity and bum cracks.
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Bobdown
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0
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768
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Condoms
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.Arlene: What in the hell is that?Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.Arlene: Where did you ge...
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Bobdown
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1
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796
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The Moon
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Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the maths, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of th...
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Kev-Maz
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3
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901
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Americans
(Preview)
My old favourite British comedian....Jethro.
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Bobdown
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0
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802
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"You Gotta Be Sh**tin Me?"
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Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Sh**tin Me?" Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops. There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington...
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Bobdown
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639
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I am. You are. We are Australia
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I am. You are. We are Australian WE, the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker. We come from many lands even from New Zealand and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we bloody like. We are One Nation b...
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Phillipn
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1
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1098
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One for the ladies
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Bobdown
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0
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1038
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Some good advice
(Preview)
Bloody traffic jams..........
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Bobdown
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3
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920
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TALK TO GOD...
(Preview)
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephon...
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Des and Jane
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1
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931
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Mushrooms for Spot
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She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and the...
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Bobdown
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865
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