Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party.He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:Dear Sir,Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spott...

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Plain Truth · Plain Truth

peter67 · peter67

Women often say that child birth is the most painful thing a person can go through but how do they know? most blokes have been kicked in the nuts and all men know how painful that is so who's right? Women will often mention that they may have a second child whereas you will NEVER hear a bloke say "gee, it's ab...

Magnarc · Magnarc

Two eggs who had been childhood sweethearts decided to marry. On the first night of the honeymoon the lady decided to vamp things up a bit so decked herself out with a see through nightie. Mr egg walked into the room, took one look, turned turtle, and went out the door. He returned a couple of minutes late...

Possum3 · Possum3

So I've gone up to the deli ,to get myself a coke.. It was my first encounter with this big mouthed smart arsed bloke. The girl's about to serve me....and Im all set to pay When this bloody great big boof head pushes me away. I said 'hey what ya doin mate?' He was mean and just bad news. He said ,'ya gotta keep y...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Bloody ripper vid for all you Fred Astaire Nomads, I can see Possum, Bill B, Yobarr, Dougwe, Tony and Bev, Craig and Rocket etc on the dance floor Cheers Bob

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Supplies in Norfolk have been seriously affected.

Clarky 1 · Clarky 1

"Bless me father-- for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find o...

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Collo · Collo

Some of the best lines, Guest: "Excuse me, this wine is corked" Basil:"Corked!..Of course it's corked...thats how they keep the wine in" Sybil: "He's from Barcelona" Manuel: "Non no no...he not rat...he hamster" And of course, Basil: "Don't mention the war...I did, but I think I got away with it" A...

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	Fancy Dress. (Preview) A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party.He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:Dear Sir,Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spott...	Possum3	1	883	10:21 AM Apr 1, 2021 by Blues Man
	Hard Labour. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1170	10:19 AM Apr 1, 2021 by Blues Man
	Good book (Preview)	Plain Truth	1	880	07:32 PM Mar 31, 2021 by yobarr
	What's More Painful?? (Preview) Women often say that child birth is the most painful thing a person can go through but how do they know? most blokes have been kicked in the nuts and all men know how painful that is so who's right? Women will often mention that they may have a second child whereas you will NEVER hear a bloke say "gee, it's ab...	peter67	0	647	07:05 PM Mar 31, 2021 by peter67
	Marriage (Preview) Two eggs who had been childhood sweethearts decided to marry. On the first night of the honeymoon the lady decided to vamp things up a bit so decked herself out with a see through nightie. Mr egg walked into the room, took one look, turned turtle, and went out the door. He returned a couple of minutes late...	Magnarc	1	1076	06:56 PM Mar 31, 2021 by peter67
	"THE DUNNY RUN. (Preview) So I've gone up to the deli ,to get myself a coke.. It was my first encounter with this big mouthed smart arsed bloke. The girl's about to serve me....and Im all set to pay When this bloody great big boof head pushes me away. I said 'hey what ya doin mate?' He was mean and just bad news. He said ,'ya gotta keep y...	Possum3	0	902	12:43 PM Mar 31, 2021 by Possum3
	Basic time guide. (Preview)	Possum3	0	649	12:28 PM Mar 31, 2021 by Possum3
	Good Friday (Preview)	67HR	0	938	11:32 AM Mar 31, 2021 by 67HR
	Put these on. (Preview)	Possum3	2	1186	09:49 AM Mar 31, 2021 by peter67
	The equestrian. (Preview)	Roy E	0	1060	01:20 AM Mar 31, 2021 by Roy E
	Try not to dance.... (Preview) Bloody ripper vid for all you Fred Astaire Nomads, I can see Possum, Bill B, Yobarr, Dougwe, Tony and Bev, Craig and Rocket etc on the dance floor Cheers Bob	Bobdown	4	1275	05:56 PM Mar 30, 2021 by Tony Bev
	Suez Drama. (Preview) Supplies in Norfolk have been seriously affected.	Possum3	4	1244	06:39 PM Mar 29, 2021 by blissonwheels
	Getting new leads (Preview) "Bless me father-- for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is. "And, who was the woman you were with?" "Sure and I can't be tellin' you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find o...	Clarky 1	1	953	05:54 PM Mar 29, 2021 by peter67
	Back then. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1205	05:53 PM Mar 29, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	Douglas Bader (Preview)	Bobdown	1	907	04:42 PM Mar 29, 2021 by Craig1
	Planning. (Preview)	Possum3	1	881	04:40 PM Mar 29, 2021 by Craig1
	Different shirt. (Preview)	Possum3	0	807	04:01 PM Mar 29, 2021 by Possum3
	Truism? (Preview)	Possum3	1	956	01:35 PM Mar 29, 2021 by peter67
	History (Preview)	Bobdown	0	617	11:48 AM Mar 29, 2021 by Bobdown
	Fawlty Towers (Preview) Some of the best lines, Guest: "Excuse me, this wine is corked" Basil:"Corked!..Of course it's corked...thats how they keep the wine in" Sybil: "He's from Barcelona" Manuel: "Non no no...he not rat...he hamster" And of course, Basil: "Don't mention the war...I did, but I think I got away with it" A...	Collo	13	1681	12:11 AM Mar 29, 2021 by tonyd
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