Just Joking

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A woman has having a problem with her bedroom closet door . It would fall off the hinges whenever the bus went by .She tried several times to fix it herself , but the door would still fall off when a bus went by .She finally called a repair man . He showed up , looked over the door and found no problem.Then the b...

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Sheila bought a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life...She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge suite opposite Bruce.At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs and slowly recrosses them Finally Bruce asks:Are you wearing crutchless kn...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Favourite British Comedian at it again.......... Cheers Bob

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Some cool Covid masks........ Cheers Bob

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Hendo · Hendo

Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the Church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they'll have Prince Andrew buried in a 15 year old Escort.

Recoup · Recoup

Not to smart,

Roy E · Roy E

Hospital food or breakfast.

Roy E · Roy E

This cat likes red wine.

Roy E · Roy E

EATING IN THE FIFTIES and SIXTIES. Pasta was not eaten in Australia. Curry was a surname. A takeaway was a mathematical problem. A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not. Rice was onl...

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Dave stood at the counterOf the deli in the parkIt was half past eight and he was scaredCos it was getting darkNow Dave is not a big girls blouseThe dark did not un-nerve himBut his Missus had sent him out for milkAt around about 2.30The walk from where his van was parkedWas not that far at allHe told her he...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Sticking with the military stuff that Recoup posted. Not really a joke but worth a look. cheers Bob

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My wife and I went to the auction in Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 time...

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	New Word (Preview)	Bobdown	1	962	07:55 PM Apr 21, 2021 by Craig1
	Broken door. (Preview) A woman has having a problem with her bedroom closet door . It would fall off the hinges whenever the bus went by .She tried several times to fix it herself , but the door would still fall off when a bus went by .She finally called a repair man . He showed up , looked over the door and found no problem.Then the b...	Possum3	0	820	02:47 PM Apr 21, 2021 by Possum3
	DNA Test (Preview)	Possum3	0	784	02:18 PM Apr 21, 2021 by Possum3
	Don't know if it's true (Preview)	Recoup	2	987	01:37 PM Apr 21, 2021 by Recoup
	Bringing sexy back. (Preview) Sheila bought a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life...She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge suite opposite Bruce.At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs and slowly recrosses them Finally Bruce asks:Are you wearing crutchless kn...	Possum3	5	1015	10:50 AM Apr 21, 2021 by Roy E
	Acme? (Preview)	Possum3	2	829	09:13 AM Apr 21, 2021 by Blues Man
	Deli meats. (Preview)	Possum3	0	896	08:21 AM Apr 21, 2021 by Possum3
	Classic Jethro (Preview) Favourite British Comedian at it again.......... Cheers Bob	Bobdown	0	1202	04:48 PM Apr 20, 2021 by Bobdown
	Masks (Preview) Some cool Covid masks........ Cheers Bob	Bobdown	0	738	04:46 PM Apr 20, 2021 by Bobdown
	Nervous flyer. (Preview)	Possum3	1	882	02:48 PM Apr 20, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Prince Philip (Preview) Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the Church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they'll have Prince Andrew buried in a 15 year old Escort.	Hendo	2	1127	02:06 PM Apr 20, 2021 by Grasshopper1
	How not to handle a Gun (Preview) Not to smart,	Recoup	28	2830	12:35 PM Apr 20, 2021 by dogbox
	Hospital food. (Preview) Hospital food or breakfast.	Roy E	1	1153	10:36 PM Apr 18, 2021 by peter67
	The cat. (Preview) This cat likes red wine.	Roy E	0	1114	04:31 PM Apr 18, 2021 by Roy E
	EATING IN THE FIFTIES and SIXTIES (Preview) EATING IN THE FIFTIES and SIXTIES. Pasta was not eaten in Australia. Curry was a surname. A takeaway was a mathematical problem. A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not. Rice was onl...	Roy E	2	610	03:13 PM Apr 18, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	A WALK IN THE PARK // By Robert Dungey (Preview) Dave stood at the counterOf the deli in the parkIt was half past eight and he was scaredCos it was getting darkNow Dave is not a big girls blouseThe dark did not un-nerve himBut his Missus had sent him out for milkAt around about 2.30The walk from where his van was parkedWas not that far at allHe told her he...	Possum3	0	754	09:44 AM Apr 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Note to Fishermen. (Preview)	Possum3	0	612	09:57 PM Apr 17, 2021 by Possum3
	Never raise the gear too soon (Preview) Sticking with the military stuff that Recoup posted. Not really a joke but worth a look. cheers Bob	Bobdown	1	844	08:27 PM Apr 17, 2021 by Craig1
	Miracle needed (Preview)	Possum3	1	683	11:12 AM Apr 17, 2021 by Roy E
	Lotta Bull. (Preview) My wife and I went to the auction in Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 time...	Possum3	0	431	09:45 AM Apr 17, 2021 by Possum3
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