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Shopping with wife.
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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following...
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Possum3
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3
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1232
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a miracle
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At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation. Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-side-down. So...
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Craig1
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0
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891
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Another sign.
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Possum3
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0
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628
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Getting to Heaven.
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Roy E
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7
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856
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Jesus.
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Roy E
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2
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791
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My rubbish.
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Roy E
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1
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639
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BIRTH CONTROL.
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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retiredAt her next check-up, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her.As The young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide,As he realized Grandma had a pres...
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Possum3
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0
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594
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A Famous Artist and his Family
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Rob Driver
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1
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929
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After all.... it's Fifty Dollars
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skins
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0
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738
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Some traffic signs ?
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Have worked with people like this !!
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Aus-Kiwi
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4
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965
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Gardening progress.
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Possum3
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3
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1077
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Dont mess with me
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Craig1
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0
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818
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M.I.L.
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Possum3
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2
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1198
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Pigs in a restaurant.
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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their drink order.I would like a Sprite, said the first little piggy.I would like a Coke, said the second little piggy.I want water, lots and lots of water, said the third little piggy.The drinks are brought out and the waiter ta...
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Possum3
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0
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760
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Twist.
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As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a "toy".Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thi...
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Possum3
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1
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872
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Dan.
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Possum3
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0
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689
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Collision avoidance.
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Possum3
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1
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1109
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I can do it.
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Possum3
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0
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657
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Bear tale.
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Possum3
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0
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691
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That age.
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Possum3
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0
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716
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