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Today's joke.....
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.Says Jacob: 'W...
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Good morning
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Not Guilty.
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Refuelling.
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Hungry kid
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An atheist was walking through the woods one day
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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals", he said to himself.As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot Bear charging towards him.He ran as fast as he could up...
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Wise old Grey Nomad and his young stripper girlfriend
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An elderly Grey Nomad took his 22-year-old stripper girlfriend to the most expensive jewelry shop in Sydney about 15 minutes before they closed last Friday evening.The girlfriend ooed and ahhed over many of the items.A salesman asked if he could help the elderly nomad as he wanted to see a nice ring f...
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Quarantine.
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And he said it with a straight face ...
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Muppet Wisdom
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Does gender matter?
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Do it yourself Covid Test
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Tip.
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Wives.
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Two guys, one old, one young,are pushing their carts around Wal-Martwhen they collide.The old guy says to the young guy,"Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,and I guess I wasn't paying attentionto where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.I'm looking for my wif...
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Best advice.
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Grandma
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Plain Truth
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Greta's day
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Not quite a joke ... more like a fairy tale. One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her organic cotton sheet and woollen blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor cover...
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Lawyer again.
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I thought that you should know that LAWYERS aren't too smart, after all.A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.He advised her that he was hold...
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The dangers of posing a comment on Face Book - we have all seen it.
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Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb in a caravan?1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs in the van and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.7 to caution about the danger...
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Experiment- Albo or Scomo ?
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Good lad! David An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school,...
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