Just Joking

Hendo · Hendo

Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the Church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they'll have Prince Andrew buried in a 15 year old Escort.

Recoup · Recoup

Not to smart,

Roy E · Roy E

Hospital food or breakfast.

Roy E · Roy E

This cat likes red wine.

Roy E · Roy E

EATING IN THE FIFTIES and SIXTIES. Pasta was not eaten in Australia. Curry was a surname. A takeaway was a mathematical problem. A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not. Rice was onl...

Possum3 · Possum3

Dave stood at the counterOf the deli in the parkIt was half past eight and he was scaredCos it was getting darkNow Dave is not a big girls blouseThe dark did not un-nerve himBut his Missus had sent him out for milkAt around about 2.30The walk from where his van was parkedWas not that far at allHe told her he...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Sticking with the military stuff that Recoup posted. Not really a joke but worth a look. cheers Bob

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

My wife and I went to the auction in Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 time...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

I helped out my neighbor today, She said thanks, I could marry you. What is wrong with the World today? You do something nice for a person, and they threaten to ruin your life.

Craig1 · Craig1

good

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW .There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property.She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big gum.As she neared t...

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

The secret to a happy marriage is to go out to dinner twice a week: She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Possum3 · Possum3

Clarky 1 · Clarky 1

Clarky 1 · Clarky 1

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some people which way their bum pointed to the ground.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Prince Philip (Preview) Nice touch having Prince Philip taken to the Church on the back of a Land Rover. I wonder if they'll have Prince Andrew buried in a 15 year old Escort.	Hendo	2	1107	02:06 PM Apr 20, 2021 by Grasshopper1
	How not to handle a Gun (Preview) Not to smart,	Recoup	28	2770	12:35 PM Apr 20, 2021 by dogbox
	Hospital food. (Preview) Hospital food or breakfast.	Roy E	1	1132	10:36 PM Apr 18, 2021 by peter67
	The cat. (Preview) This cat likes red wine.	Roy E	0	1097	04:31 PM Apr 18, 2021 by Roy E
	EATING IN THE FIFTIES and SIXTIES (Preview) EATING IN THE FIFTIES and SIXTIES. Pasta was not eaten in Australia. Curry was a surname. A takeaway was a mathematical problem. A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not. Rice was onl...	Roy E	2	602	03:13 PM Apr 18, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	A WALK IN THE PARK // By Robert Dungey (Preview) Dave stood at the counterOf the deli in the parkIt was half past eight and he was scaredCos it was getting darkNow Dave is not a big girls blouseThe dark did not un-nerve himBut his Missus had sent him out for milkAt around about 2.30The walk from where his van was parkedWas not that far at allHe told her he...	Possum3	0	745	09:44 AM Apr 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Note to Fishermen. (Preview)	Possum3	0	603	09:57 PM Apr 17, 2021 by Possum3
	Never raise the gear too soon (Preview) Sticking with the military stuff that Recoup posted. Not really a joke but worth a look. cheers Bob	Bobdown	1	835	08:27 PM Apr 17, 2021 by Craig1
	Miracle needed (Preview)	Possum3	1	675	11:12 AM Apr 17, 2021 by Roy E
	Lotta Bull. (Preview) My wife and I went to the auction in Wagga the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 time...	Possum3	0	422	09:45 AM Apr 17, 2021 by Possum3
	Talking point. (Preview)	Possum3	3	600	06:58 PM Apr 16, 2021 by peter67
	Junk? (Preview)	Possum3	1	681	05:20 PM Apr 16, 2021 by Craig1
	Thanks. (Preview) I helped out my neighbor today, She said thanks, I could marry you. What is wrong with the World today? You do something nice for a person, and they threaten to ruin your life.	Possum3	0	444	02:13 PM Apr 16, 2021 by Possum3
	Franslist Kitten a big night out (Preview) good	Craig1	1	804	10:20 AM Apr 16, 2021 by peter67
	OWW! (Preview) A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bushland in northern NSW .There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property.She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big gum.As she neared t...	Possum3	4	1469	09:06 AM Apr 16, 2021 by Craig1
	The secret to a happy marriage (Preview) The secret to a happy marriage is to go out to dinner twice a week: She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.	Mike Harding	2	832	07:02 AM Apr 16, 2021 by Mike Harding
	Auntie ABC (Preview)	Possum3	2	839	09:01 PM Apr 15, 2021 by Craig1
	Bill Shorts-on (Preview)	Clarky 1	1	468	05:16 PM Apr 15, 2021 by peter67
	Facts of Life (Preview)	Clarky 1	0	364	02:45 PM Apr 15, 2021 by Clarky 1
	Not even blonde (Preview) Some people which way their bum pointed to the ground.	Bobdown	6	736	09:37 AM Apr 15, 2021 by Bobdown
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