Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Ye...

Craig1 · Craig1

For real or not ? The Cookie Crumbles.Fact or Fiction? The cookie starts to crumble...the masks begin to fall off! The Chinese biological laboratory in Wuhan is owned by Glaxosmithkline, which (accidentally) owns Pfizer, the one who makes the vaccine against the virus which was (accidentall...

Craig1 · Craig1

Subject: FW: For my Friends :) BE SURE TO READ THIS This explains why friends forward jokes. I've never thought of it this way before.A man and his dog were walking along a road The man was enjoying the scenery when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.He remembered dying and that the...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Freak show from Walmart ..........you will need Powerpoint slideshow to open sorry. Cheers Bob

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon Harry's.Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.Before the man has time to apologize, the girl...

Possum3 · Possum3

A plane is about to crash so a young woman jumps up, takes off all her clothes and yells, "Is there a man in here that can make me feel like a woman?" A middle aged man jumps up and rips off his shirt, He yells back to the woman, "Here iron this"

Possum3 · Possum3

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more b...

Possum3 · Possum3

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days??.A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if...

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Possum3 · Possum3

(written by kids)1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all the way before,...

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Possum3 · Possum3

A greenie sheila was climbing a tree to watch over a Tasmanian forest.See tried to get evidence against the mighty logging company when a tawny frogmouth owl attacked her.In a panic to escape, she slid down the tree getting a number of large splinters lodged in her crotch area.In considerable pain sh...

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Magnarc · Magnarc

Possum, I love your jokes mate but I do wish that you would stop tramping all over our roof at night!!!VBG.

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anolphart · anolphart

There are three things that cannot be easily hidden: The Sun, The Moon and the Truth.The following are 2 Simple Truths, 5 Rules of Life, and 3 Bonus Rules:SIMPLE TRUTH 1:Lovers help each other undress before sex.After sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you o...

oldbloke · oldbloke

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	Second opinion. (Preview) A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Ye...	Possum3	0	514	11:16 PM Jul 29, 2021 by Possum3
	How the cookie crumbles (Preview) For real or not ? *The Cookie Crumbles.Fact or Fiction?* The cookie starts to crumble...the masks begin to fall off! The Chinese biological laboratory in Wuhan is owned by Glaxosmithkline, which (accidentally) owns Pfizer, the one who makes the vaccine against the virus which was (accidentall...	Craig1	4	1213	06:47 PM Jul 29, 2021 by Santa
	Thinking of your mates (Preview) Subject: FW: For my Friends :) BE SURE TO READ THIS This explains why friends forward jokes. I've never thought of it this way before.A man and his dog were walking along a road The man was enjoying the scenery when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.He remembered dying and that the...	Craig1	3	1214	06:12 PM Jul 29, 2021 by peter67
	Walmart people (Preview) Freak show from Walmart ..........you will need Powerpoint slideshow to open sorry. Cheers Bob	Bobdown	6	1457	08:33 PM Jul 28, 2021 by peter67
	Mildred. (Preview)	Possum3	0	571	05:33 PM Jul 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Condition. (Preview) An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Harpoon Harry's.Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away.The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.Before the man has time to apologize, the girl...	Possum3	0	516	01:28 PM Jul 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Woman (Preview) A plane is about to crash so a young woman jumps up, takes off all her clothes and yells, "Is there a man in here that can make me feel like a woman?" A middle aged man jumps up and rips off his shirt, He yells back to the woman, "Here iron this"	Possum3	0	758	01:19 PM Jul 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Mama. (Preview) Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more b...	Possum3	2	848	10:54 AM Jul 28, 2021 by peter67
	SAUSAGES (Preview) Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days??.A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if...	Possum3	2	938	10:51 AM Jul 28, 2021 by peter67
	Flower? (Preview)	Possum3	0	710	09:19 AM Jul 28, 2021 by Possum3
	Confessional. (Preview)	Possum3	0	447	09:12 AM Jul 28, 2021 by Possum3
	HOW DO YOU FIND SOMEONE TO MARRY? (Preview) (written by kids)1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all the way before,...	Possum3	0	540	09:04 AM Jul 28, 2021 by Possum3
	About me. (Preview)	Possum3	0	799	11:17 PM Jul 27, 2021 by Possum3
	Army Chain of Command. (Preview)	Possum3	5	1487	09:54 PM Jul 27, 2021 by Long Weekend
	Greenie. (Preview) A greenie sheila was climbing a tree to watch over a Tasmanian forest.See tried to get evidence against the mighty logging company when a tawny frogmouth owl attacked her.In a panic to escape, she slid down the tree getting a number of large splinters lodged in her crotch area.In considerable pain sh...	Possum3	0	629	04:49 PM Jul 27, 2021 by Possum3
	Venison. (Preview)	Possum3	0	617	02:41 PM Jul 27, 2021 by Possum3
	Possum (Preview) Possum, I love your jokes mate but I do wish that you would stop tramping all over our roof at night!!!VBG.	Magnarc	1	609	02:31 PM Jul 27, 2021 by Possum3
	Gardening. (Preview)	Possum3	1	814	02:16 PM Jul 27, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	Some truths ... (Preview) There are three things that cannot be easily hidden: The Sun, The Moon and the Truth.The following are 2 Simple Truths, 5 Rules of Life, and 3 Bonus Rules:SIMPLE TRUTH 1:Lovers help each other undress before sex.After sex, they always dress on their own.Moral of the story -- In life, no one helps you o...	anolphart	2	916	12:24 PM Jul 27, 2021 by Clarky 1
	Scomo lol (Preview)	oldbloke	1	507	11:24 AM Jul 27, 2021 by anolphart
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