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Size does matter.
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Possum3
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771
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Kenny tribute
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rgren2
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832
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Magpies lol
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oldbloke
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3
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1676
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Another joke for today...
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The British Army found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus.They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points wou...
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aussie_paul
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945
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COVID.
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Possum3
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2
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Spice rack.
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Possum3
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Goverrnment gets expert advice on injection rollout
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Plain Truth
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1
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967
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Today's joke.....
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:'Are you the owner?' The pharmacist answers yes.Says Jacob: 'W...
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aussie_paul
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951
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Good morning
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anolphart
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3
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749
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Not Guilty.
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Possum3
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0
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762
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Refuelling.
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Possum3
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1
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Hungry kid
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anolphart
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823
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An atheist was walking through the woods one day
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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals", he said to himself.As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot Bear charging towards him.He ran as fast as he could up...
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skins
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494
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Wise old Grey Nomad and his young stripper girlfriend
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An elderly Grey Nomad took his 22-year-old stripper girlfriend to the most expensive jewelry shop in Sydney about 15 minutes before they closed last Friday evening.The girlfriend ooed and ahhed over many of the items.A salesman asked if he could help the elderly nomad as he wanted to see a nice ring f...
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skins
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556
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Quarantine.
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Possum3
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694
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And he said it with a straight face ...
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anolphart
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1
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852
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Muppet Wisdom
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anolphart
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0
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620
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Does gender matter?
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anolphart
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0
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691
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Do it yourself Covid Test
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cjt55
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0
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628
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Tip.
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Possum3
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843
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