Just Joking

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An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. Studies show co...

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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet?!Your toes look all mangled and weird!! Why ar...

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My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 48 years old, can no longer satisfy.I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with m...

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Two Queensland Police Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on the Cunningham Highway,just west of the Amberley Air force Base at Ipswich.The officers were using hand held radar devices to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised wh...

Craig1 · Craig1

May have been posted before, I forget Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers.Now they drink like their fathers. I didnt make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and renamed it theJim. I feel so much better saying I went to...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

Been done before I think, but a good laugh.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Now I know why they say good health...........now where did I leave my beer? Cheers Bob

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	absurd signage. (Preview)	Possum3	1	587	02:29 PM Apr 10, 2021 by Craig1
	A few quotable quotes currently doing the rounds (Preview) An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. Studies show co...	Cupie	1	648	09:51 AM Apr 10, 2021 by peter67
	Wedding night. (Preview) A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet?!Your toes look all mangled and weird!! Why ar...	Possum3	1	604	08:39 AM Apr 10, 2021 by Blues Man
	The Child-bride. (Preview)	Possum3	1	588	08:22 AM Apr 10, 2021 by Blues Man
	Well, it's like this ................. (Preview)	Possum3	2	551	08:16 AM Apr 10, 2021 by Blues Man
	Home made!! (Preview)	peter67	0	431	08:18 PM Apr 9, 2021 by peter67
	Human vs Animals. (Preview)	Possum3	0	632	06:51 PM Apr 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Roast dinner. (Preview)	Possum3	0	503	06:48 PM Apr 9, 2021 by Possum3
	One for Yobar. (Preview)	Possum3	0	444	06:47 PM Apr 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Marriage Math. (Preview) My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 48 years old, can no longer satisfy.I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with m...	Possum3	0	468	06:44 PM Apr 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Nuthin but the pub. (Preview)	Possum3	0	373	06:39 PM Apr 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Here's one for Ric. (Bicycle Camper). (Preview)	Possum3	6	1033	06:34 PM Apr 9, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	RAAF. (Preview) Two Queensland Police Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on the Cunningham Highway,just west of the Amberley Air force Base at Ipswich.The officers were using hand held radar devices to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised wh...	Possum3	0	522	06:28 PM Apr 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Words of Wisdom (Preview) May have been posted before, I forget Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers.Now they drink like their fathers. I didnt make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and renamed it theJim. I feel so much better saying I went to...	Craig1	0	470	04:18 PM Apr 9, 2021 by Craig1
	Same as being a Grey Nomad. (Preview)	Possum3	0	510	09:06 AM Apr 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Classic Jethro (Preview) Been done before I think, but a good laugh.	Bobdown	0	642	01:37 PM Apr 7, 2021 by Bobdown
	Beer (Preview) Now I know why they say good health...........now where did I leave my beer? Cheers Bob	Bobdown	6	1820	01:04 PM Apr 5, 2021 by dogbox
	Wishful Thinking? (Preview)	peter67	0	715	12:17 PM Apr 5, 2021 by peter67
	Who's fibbing? (Preview)	peter67	1	1069	06:08 PM Apr 3, 2021 by Craig1
	Willy Nelson's Donga (Preview)	peter67	1	533	06:07 PM Apr 3, 2021 by Craig1
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