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Thump
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Recoup
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0
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505
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Funnies
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Bobdown
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1
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1016
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Three little pigs. (Language)
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Possum3
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2
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485
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Young Magician
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Kid bets his dad 10 euros that his dad can't remove the euro bill, under the bottle, without making the bottle fall...if the kid does the trick, he gets the money!
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Bobdown
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7
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1609
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Always makes me smile.
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There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike. The other priest asked where his bike was so the first priest said, "I don't know, but I think it got stolen!" The other priest said, "Well what you do is read off the Ten Com...
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aussie_paul
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3
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639
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The Deaf Wife Problem
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Bill feared his wife Elaine wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better id...
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oldbloke
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3
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714
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Lucille.
(Preview)
In a bar in Toledo Across from the depot On a barstool, she took off her ring I thought I'd get closer So I walked on over I sat down and asked her, her nameWhen the drinks finally hit her She said, "I'm no quitter" But I finally quit living on dreams I'm hungry for laughter And here ever after I'm after whate...
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Possum3
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0
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371
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Mice.
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Possum3
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1
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521
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Romance
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These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line, and the least romantic second line: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up scream...
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Mike Harding
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345
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down at the pub
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I was in the Tavern the other day , when in walked this bloke with a lump of tarmac on his shoulder ? He walked up to the bar and said to the barman " I'll have a whisky and one for the road " Orid
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orid
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0
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507
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Milking lesson.
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Possum3
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0
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472
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Woman v man.
(Preview)
The Geography of a WomanBetween 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed a...
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Possum3
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1
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641
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Remember.
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Possum3
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1
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596
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BAD DREAM
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He went to the doctors , Doctor said " Whats up and how can I help you today"? He said ,"well Doctor I keep having this dream ,where these beautiful girls keep running to me ,wanting me and I keep pushing them away!!" "Well" said the doctor ," what would you like me to do?" Break my arms!
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orid
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2
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662
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Potatoes.
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Possum3
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1
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699
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The physics of hell
(Preview)
The following is one of Dr. Schalmbaugh's Final Test questions for May 1997--Dr. Schalmbaugh, University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, is known for asking questions such as this on his final exams: Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II Final Exam Question: Is hell exothermic or...
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Mike Harding
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2
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1191
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Little Sally.
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Possum3
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1
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672
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Movie role.
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Possum3
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0
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461
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Wasp.
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Possum3
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0
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406
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Reports from the engineering team to the CEO
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The Engineer's Dictionary Major Technological Breakthrough... Back to the drawing board. Developed after years of intensive research... It was discovered by accident. Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties... We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scra...
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Mike Harding
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715
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