Just Joking

KFT · KFT

A couple of weeks after badly spraining my ankle, I went to my doctor today and he asked what I'd been doing.I replied, "Just lounging around all day, looking at the internet on my computer, drinking coffee, texting my mates."He got pretty angry and said, "I told you not to go back to your workplace for a...

Buzz Lightbulb · Buzz Lightbulb

What? No jokes today? I'm disappointed.

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and...

Recoup · Recoup

-- Edited by Recoup on Wednesday 12th of May 2021 05:32:03 PM

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

oldbloke · oldbloke

Lol I need one, even after 45 years of marriage https://youtu.be/ezVib_giTFo

Possum3 · Possum3

It snowed last night...8:00 am: I made a snowman.8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.8:20 - The gay couple livin...

Roy E · Roy E

Check this one out.

anolphart · anolphart

Recoup · Recoup

Possum3 · Possum3

When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal;- Whoever dares to jump, swim to the coast and survive, I'll give you $ 1 million.No one dared to move, suddenly, a man jumped into the water and desperately swam to the shore while being chased by all the cr...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

I'm glad you asked...12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pansy in front of your older brother's friends.It's suppose to be lemon flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anyt...

Possum3 · Possum3

Craig1 · Craig1

and dangerous

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Injured Ankle (Preview) A couple of weeks after badly spraining my ankle, I went to my doctor today and he asked what I'd been doing.I replied, "Just lounging around all day, looking at the internet on my computer, drinking coffee, texting my mates."He got pretty angry and said, "I told you not to go back to your workplace for a...	KFT	1	534	05:43 PM May 13, 2021 by grahos
	No jokes? (Preview) What? No jokes today? I'm disappointed.	Buzz Lightbulb	0	638	03:45 PM May 13, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Circumcised. (Preview)	Possum3	1	874	08:23 PM May 12, 2021 by oldbloke
	Foreplay. (Preview) After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and...	Possum3	2	663	08:21 PM May 12, 2021 by oldbloke
	Do you want a Job (Preview) -- Edited by Recoup on Wednesday 12th of May 2021 05:32:03 PM	Recoup	0	460	05:30 PM May 12, 2021 by Recoup
	Aha . If woman run the world ? Pffft they do . (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	521	12:18 PM May 12, 2021 by Aus-Kiwi
	Manslater (Preview) Lol I need one, even after 45 years of marriage https://youtu.be/ezVib_giTFo	oldbloke	1	591	11:10 AM May 12, 2021 by Possum3
	It snowed. (Preview) It snowed last night...8:00 am: I made a snowman.8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.8:20 - The gay couple livin...	Possum3	2	800	05:43 PM May 11, 2021 by Craig1
	The bedroom. (Preview) Check this one out.	Roy E	1	1037	07:58 AM May 11, 2021 by yobarr
	Don't fart in a smart car (Preview)	anolphart	0	569	09:05 PM May 10, 2021 by anolphart
	Bill and Melinda (Preview)	Recoup	1	810	07:29 PM May 10, 2021 by oldbloke
	New twist. (Preview) When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal;- Whoever dares to jump, swim to the coast and survive, I'll give you $ 1 million.No one dared to move, suddenly, a man jumped into the water and desperately swam to the shore while being chased by all the cr...	Possum3	0	819	12:18 PM May 10, 2021 by Possum3
	Forgot. (Preview)	Possum3	0	661	12:14 PM May 10, 2021 by Possum3
	What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? (Preview) I'm glad you asked...12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you don't want to be a pansy in front of your older brother's friends.It's suppose to be lemon flavored but it's becoming quite clear that whoever led the R&D team that day has never actually tasted anyt...	Possum3	8	1930	10:17 AM May 10, 2021 by dogbox
	Negligee. (Preview)	Possum3	2	889	08:00 PM May 9, 2021 by peter67
	Humour of the old (Preview) and dangerous	Craig1	0	1089	05:26 PM May 9, 2021 by Craig1
	Signage. (Preview)	Possum3	2	719	04:44 PM May 9, 2021 by peter67
	When. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1002	02:43 PM May 9, 2021 by Possum3
	School excursion. (Preview)	Possum3	0	679	02:37 PM May 9, 2021 by Possum3
	Who can relate? (Preview)	Possum3	0	577	02:35 PM May 9, 2021 by Possum3
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