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Methane.
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Possum3
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0
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742
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Remember.
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Possum3
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2
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1339
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Date night
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My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater.Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a nightlight, and then put the cat in the backyard.When our Uber arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs and ran up the st...
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Possum3
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1
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844
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Cat.
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Possum3
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0
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1113
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He said.....
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Saturday 5th of June 2021 11:30:37 AM
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Possum3
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0
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882
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Monkee see
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Craig1
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5
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1340
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Smarter.
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Possum3
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0
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918
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I apologise
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anolphart
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0
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799
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Logical....
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I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked."Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her."Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please....A...
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aussie_paul
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0
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870
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I dare ya.
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Possum3
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0
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905
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Feelin' good.
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Possum3
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0
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852
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Proctologist.
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Roy E
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5
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1662
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Proof.
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Possum3
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1
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602
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Lesson.
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Possum3
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0
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1014
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Natural causes.
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Possum3
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1
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966
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Violence?
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Possum3
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0
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795
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7 Kinds.
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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and yo...
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Possum3
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0
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742
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Johnny's Sister
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Stolen from another site - Johnny's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.The doctor replies, " Madam, you had twins.....
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Nevd
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2
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1048
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The Pope.
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The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Hillary' hat, and a 'Save the Trees' shirt.The man w...
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Possum3
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2
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971
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It's a fact.
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Possum3
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0
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771
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