Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

One day, a gynecologist got bored with his jobSo one day, I gynecologist got bored with his job. But he realized that he had spent many years training with his hands, and he decided he would switch to careers to something else that he could use his hands with. Not wanting the stress of being a medical prof...

Magnarc · Magnarc

In Cricket you get a Duck. In golf you get a birdie and a Eagle. In soccer you get a foul. (w). What do you get in Bowls? Goldfish.

Magnarc · Magnarc

In Cricket you get a Duck. In golf you get a birdie and a Eagle. In soccer you get a foul. (w). What do you get in Bowls? Solution tomorrow.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

One day, a gynecologist got bored with his jobSo one day, I gynecologist got bored with his job. But he realized that he had spent many years training with his hands, and he decided he would switch to careers to something else that he could use his hands with. Not wanting the stress of being a medical prof...

DUSTYRHODES · DUSTYRHODES

Pat n Mick had just been laid off work. On their way home they had to walk past the Timber Mill. Pat said let's look in the window to see if they want anyone here. Ah, would you look at that... TREE FELLERS WANTED. Oh what a pity there's only two of us !

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

The family were sitting down for Sunday lunch but for a change from the usual lamb or beef the choice was venison, so mother said to the two children guess what the meat is today, the brother and sister looked at the meat and discussed together what it could be but couldn't guess what it was, so mother gave...

dorian · dorian

You may not get the joke right away ...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Magnarc · Magnarc

"Funny how when you dial a wrong number, it's never engaged." "Nothing disappears quicker than a new idea in a mind that's closed." "They reckon that in 5yrs time there will be twice as much traffic about so, if you have to cross the road, better to do it now." "If you want to get to ninety don't look for it o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to fi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Understanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the gr...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

What are a sharks two most favorite words?-Man overboard!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Cranky Old ManWhat do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

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	One day, a gynecologist got bored with his job… (Preview) One day, a gynecologist got bored with his jobSo one day, I gynecologist got bored with his job. But he realized that he had spent many years training with his hands, and he decided he would switch to careers to something else that he could use his hands with. Not wanting the stress of being a medical prof...	aussie_paul	3	491	03:21 PM Aug 1, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Poser (Preview) In Cricket you get a Duck. In golf you get a birdie and a Eagle. In soccer you get a foul. (w). What do you get in Bowls? Goldfish.	Magnarc	2	397	11:26 AM Aug 1, 2024 by Magnarc
	Poser. (Preview) In Cricket you get a Duck. In golf you get a birdie and a Eagle. In soccer you get a foul. (w). What do you get in Bowls? Solution tomorrow.	Magnarc	5	474	07:32 PM Jul 31, 2024 by BarneyBDB
	Lemon drops.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	566	06:06 PM Jul 30, 2024 by Roy E
	One day, a gynecologist got bored with his job… (Preview) One day, a gynecologist got bored with his jobSo one day, I gynecologist got bored with his job. But he realized that he had spent many years training with his hands, and he decided he would switch to careers to something else that he could use his hands with. Not wanting the stress of being a medical prof...	aussie_paul	0	350	02:22 PM Jul 30, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Pat n Mick. (Preview) Pat n Mick had just been laid off work. On their way home they had to walk past the Timber Mill. Pat said let's look in the window to see if they want anyone here. Ah, would you look at that... TREE FELLERS WANTED. Oh what a pity there's only two of us !	DUSTYRHODES	0	408	04:30 PM Jul 29, 2024 by DUSTYRHODES
	Mistakes.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	418	01:54 PM Jul 29, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Grammar.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	433	12:55 PM Jul 29, 2024 by aussie_paul
	What's for dinner (Preview) The family were sitting down for Sunday lunch but for a change from the usual lamb or beef the choice was venison, so mother said to the two children guess what the meat is today, the brother and sister looked at the meat and discussed together what it could be but couldn't guess what it was, so mother gave...	Whenarewethere	0	408	09:37 AM Jul 28, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Spanners (Preview) You may not get the joke right away ...	dorian	18	1172	04:48 PM Jul 25, 2024 by Craig1
	Twoguys.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	3	749	09:10 AM Jul 25, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	wit & wisdom (2) (Preview) "Funny how when you dial a wrong number, it's never engaged." "Nothing disappears quicker than a new idea in a mind that's closed." "They reckon that in 5yrs time there will be twice as much traffic about so, if you have to cross the road, better to do it now." "If you want to get to ninety don't look for it o...	Magnarc	0	715	01:27 PM Jul 23, 2024 by Magnarc
	Paddy.. (Preview) Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to fi...	aussie_paul	1	441	08:53 AM Jul 23, 2024 by Possum3
	Understanding Engineers.. (Preview) Understanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the gr...	aussie_paul	1	385	10:14 PM Jul 22, 2024 by dorian
	Sometimes.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	370	08:36 PM Jul 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A little cat.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	397	08:35 PM Jul 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A shark.. (Preview) What are a sharks two most favorite words?-Man overboard!	aussie_paul	0	390	08:32 PM Jul 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Cranky Old Man.. (Preview) Cranky Old ManWhat do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!...	aussie_paul	0	403	08:30 PM Jul 22, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Circle of Life (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	329	08:05 PM Jul 22, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Global Warming (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	362	08:03 PM Jul 22, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
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