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Earl and golf.
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752
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New Baby.
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491
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IFLScience.
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550
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New thundabox.
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3
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971
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Fined.
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562
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Grandpa.
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950
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Man retired and his wife said,
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Man retired and his wife said, that as the household income had fallen, he would have to stop drinking beerMan thought that it was a reasonable thing to do, and when they went shopping, he did not buy his carton of beerHe noticed his wife was buying make-up, so he asked if they could still afford it"But da...
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aussie_paul
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673
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Workplace accident
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Sad news today came out of Nestle about a work accident.A worker had a pallet of chocolate fall from 5 metres off some pallet racking and landed on him hurting him badly. He kept yelling out "THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!" and everytime he did his work mates kept on cheering.
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oldbloke
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Global warming
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jade46
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882
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Penguin.
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A policeman is on foot patrol sees a guy walking a penguin down the street.He stops them and says "You can't walk that penguin on the street, take it to a zoo."Guy says "OK".A few days later the copper sees the guy again walking the penguin down the street.He stops him and says "I thought I told you to take t...
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586
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Lie detector.
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A family got a new lie detector gadget. The machine would buzz whenever a lie was told, so the father decided to test it out at dinner. The father asked, What did you do with your lunch money today at school son?I just bought lunch The machine buzzed, and the kid starting sweating as the Mom and Dad lo...
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473
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Biker.
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Earlier this year, a group of bikers were riding out when they saw a girl about to jump off the Harbour Bridge . So they stopped.George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Policeman who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "H...
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501
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Skinny dipping.
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An elderly man had owned his large farm for many years.Right at the back of the farm there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts and some apple and peach trees.One evening, the farmer decides to go down to the pond, to look it over,...
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509
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Fastest camera.
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460
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New definition for S.O.S.
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A C-130 Hercules was lumbering along when a ****y F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.The F-16 pilot aske...
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470
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Policeman & little boy.
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A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boy's efforts for some time the policeman walks up behind the little fello...
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481
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Jamie Oliver tip.
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2
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1033
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Unexpected.
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1
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909
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Whoopee.
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544
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cyclists.
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