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The Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Neverthe...

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins totalk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, its me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this beau...

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Who can remember all the old Aussie sayings from yesteryear .............lets have them nomads. Like: It goes off like a free keg at a Wharfies picnic. or As busy as a bricklayer in Baghdad. Cheers Bob

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DEATHWhile walking along the footpath in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton...

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Little Johnny sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUN...

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A recent survey found that one in three Greens are as stupid as the other two.

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A husband leans over and asks his wife,Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.Yes, she says, I remember it well.OK, he says, How about taking a stroll around there again and we...

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	The weather forecaster (Preview) The Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Neverthe...	Bobdown	3	682	09:02 AM Apr 27, 2021 by Possum3
	THE PERFECT HUSBAND (Preview) Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins totalk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, its me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this beau...	Possum3	1	708	08:04 AM Apr 27, 2021 by Blues Man
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	Skinny Dipping. (Preview)	Possum3	1	729	07:58 AM Apr 27, 2021 by Blues Man
	Zero to Seventy (Preview)	Possum3	1	774	08:30 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Craig1
	Aussie Sayings ( 1 2 3 ) (Preview) Who can remember all the old Aussie sayings from yesteryear .............lets have them nomads. Like: It goes off like a free keg at a Wharfies picnic. or As busy as a bricklayer in Baghdad. Cheers Bob	Bobdown	76	5633	08:26 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Craig1
	Imagine. (Preview)	Possum3	0	605	06:20 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Wife. (Preview)	Possum3	0	799	06:15 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Answered prayer. (Preview)	Possum3	0	397	06:14 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Mondegreen (Preview) DEATHWhile walking along the footpath in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton...	Possum3	0	467	06:12 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Pregnancy. (Preview)	Possum3	0	517	06:08 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Little Johnny (Preview) Little Johnny sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUN...	Possum3	0	555	06:06 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Paddy. (Preview)	Possum3	0	512	06:05 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	toothpaste (Preview)	Plain Truth	0	485	04:47 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Plain Truth
	GREENS PARTY (Preview) A recent survey found that one in three Greens are as stupid as the other two.	Hendo	3	685	04:34 PM Apr 25, 2021 by peter67
	For Peter 67. (Preview)	Possum3	1	409	04:32 PM Apr 25, 2021 by peter67
	Smooth Cat (Preview)	peter67	0	621	08:37 AM Apr 25, 2021 by peter67
	Cowasaki Bike. (Preview)	Possum3	1	527	07:24 AM Apr 25, 2021 by Mike Harding
	Memories. (Preview) A husband leans over and asks his wife,Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.Yes, she says, I remember it well.OK, he says, How about taking a stroll around there again and we...	Possum3	1	626	03:29 PM Apr 24, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Advertising Genius? (Preview)	Possum3	1	578	03:26 PM Apr 24, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
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