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Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the WallStreet Journal and the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the stock market?"The...

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Roy E · Roy E

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!" That won him top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for best toast of the n...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less pantiesin an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.She puts them on, together with a short skirtand sits on the sofa opposite her husband.At strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs ...enough times till her husband says..."Are you wearing crotch less p...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Not too bright down at Collingwood, they misspelt Tonight in 2018 and again a couple of weeks ago, funny thing is they played the Suns at 11.00 in the morning. Cheers Bob

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1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where sh...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer. "I am!" Jesus shouted. "No, I am!" the devil countered. "I am!" "I am!" "Me!" "No, me!" "EEEEEEENOUGH!" God bellowed, and the whole universe disappeared into darkness. When the lights came back on, two comput...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

fwdoz · fwdoz

THE LAWS OF LIFELAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.LAW OF GRAVITY: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.LAW OF PROBABILITY: The probability of being watched is direct...

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Well done, a few of you lot would relate to this. Cheers Bob

Craig1 · Craig1

ha ha

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-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 14th of May 2021 08:40:30 AM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Walk. (Preview)	Possum3	1	745	08:07 AM May 16, 2021 by Blues Man
	Shoe shine boy. (Preview) Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the WallStreet Journal and the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the stock market?"The...	Possum3	1	809	10:52 PM May 15, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	Busted. (Preview)	Possum3	0	476	09:22 PM May 15, 2021 by Possum3
	The toast. (Preview) John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!" That won him top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for best toast of the n...	Roy E	0	448	09:07 PM May 15, 2021 by Roy E
	A frustrated wife.... (Preview) A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less pantiesin an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.She puts them on, together with a short skirtand sits on the sofa opposite her husband.At strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs ...enough times till her husband says..."Are you wearing crotch less p...	aussie_paul	0	409	12:14 PM May 15, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Collingwood Banner (Preview) Not too bright down at Collingwood, they misspelt Tonight in 2018 and again a couple of weeks ago, funny thing is they played the Suns at 11.00 in the morning. Cheers Bob	Bobdown	4	691	09:55 AM May 15, 2021 by Craig1
	Sleeping. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1074	09:42 AM May 15, 2021 by Possum3
	Toys. (Preview)	Possum3	0	537	09:40 AM May 15, 2021 by Possum3
	Rules. (Preview) 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where sh...	Possum3	0	479	09:28 AM May 15, 2021 by Possum3
	Jesus V Satan (Preview) Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer. "I am!" Jesus shouted. "No, I am!" the devil countered. "I am!" "I am!" "Me!" "No, me!" "EEEEEEENOUGH!" God bellowed, and the whole universe disappeared into darkness. When the lights came back on, two comput...	fwdoz	2	502	08:33 AM May 15, 2021 by peter67
	Still think I was right (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	393	10:49 PM May 14, 2021 by Aus-Kiwi
	The Laws of Life (Preview) THE LAWS OF LIFELAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.LAW OF GRAVITY: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.LAW OF PROBABILITY: The probability of being watched is direct...	fwdoz	1	523	08:28 PM May 14, 2021 by Greg 1
	Clergy. (Preview)	Possum3	0	595	07:30 PM May 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Seniors Wedding Night (Preview) Well done, a few of you lot would relate to this. Cheers Bob	Bobdown	1	718	04:46 PM May 14, 2021 by peter67
	Good (Preview) ha ha	Craig1	0	620	03:33 PM May 14, 2021 by Craig1
	Skilled worker? (Preview)	Possum3	0	510	02:09 PM May 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Message. (Preview)	Possum3	2	491	09:31 AM May 14, 2021 by peter67
	Karen. (Preview)	Possum3	1	715	08:45 AM May 14, 2021 by Roy E
	Can you relate? (Preview)	Possum3	0	577	08:42 AM May 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Pooh. (Preview) -- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 14th of May 2021 08:40:30 AM	Possum3	0	555	08:38 AM May 14, 2021 by Possum3
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