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BAD DREAM
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He went to the doctors , Doctor said " Whats up and how can I help you today"? He said ,"well Doctor I keep having this dream ,where these beautiful girls keep running to me ,wanting me and I keep pushing them away!!" "Well" said the doctor ," what would you like me to do?" Break my arms!
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orid
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2
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620
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Potatoes.
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Possum3
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1
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683
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The physics of hell
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The following is one of Dr. Schalmbaugh's Final Test questions for May 1997--Dr. Schalmbaugh, University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, is known for asking questions such as this on his final exams: Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II Final Exam Question: Is hell exothermic or...
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Mike Harding
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2
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1170
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Little Sally.
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Possum3
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1
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661
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Movie role.
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Possum3
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0
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450
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Wasp.
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Possum3
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0
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397
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Reports from the engineering team to the CEO
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The Engineer's Dictionary Major Technological Breakthrough... Back to the drawing board. Developed after years of intensive research... It was discovered by accident. Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties... We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scra...
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Mike Harding
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3
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696
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Descriptive.
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She was so flat chested that removing her bra was like opening a birthday card and there is no money inside.
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Possum3
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0
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622
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Shopping trolley.
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Possum3
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0
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943
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The Bored Man
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There's a man named Ralph that goes into a bar, looking very depressed.A friend approaches him and asks, "Why the long face, Ralph?""Oh, I'm just bored. I know every person in the entire world now, and there's just nothing left to challenge me."His friend says, "No, you can't know everyone. Do you kno...
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Possum3
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0
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625
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ONE FOR THE LADIES - From CPC.
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Four blokes 'round a campfire, knocking stubbies downThey'd been fishing all day long, then spent an hour in townNow beside their caravans they watched a lady driving in'One of us will have to park it '....he said it with a grin.She was looking for her site as she calmly drove alongJust humming to the r...
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Possum3
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0
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562
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Kids today.
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Possum3
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0
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590
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A Male Fairy Tale...
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Once upon a time,A Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"The Princess immediately said. "No!" And the Prince lived happily ever after,androde motorcycles anddated slim, long-legged, full-breasted women,andhunted and fishedand raced cars, and went to titty barsanddate...
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Bobdown
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8
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1513
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Mum v Dad.
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Possum3
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0
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981
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God.
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God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventhHe inquired, --- "Where have you been?"God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,---- "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, -...
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Possum3
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0
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1003
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Shooting.
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Possum3
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2
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1036
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Tripped.
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Possum3
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1
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1003
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The rabbi and the priest
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs." The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?" To wh...
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Bobdown
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0
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741
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Tech support.
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Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valua...
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Possum3
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2
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998
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No Jumper Leads.
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5
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1202
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