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Guns
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anolphart
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0
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719
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Spelling Bee
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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615
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Side effects
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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593
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Fallen....
(Preview)
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!"Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen." From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fal...
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aussie_paul
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0
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798
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Pilot Error- only in Oz
(Preview)
CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE OLD PEOPLE A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Coolangatta Airport . The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Coolangatta . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the Gold Coast He forgets to...
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Craig1
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0
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784
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Auntie.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1026
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Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?
(Preview)
Old man Murphy and old man Sean were contemplating life when Murphy asked, If you had to get one or the other would you rather get Parkinsons or Alzheimers?Sure, I rather have Parkinsons, replied SeanTis better to spill a couple of ounces of Jameson whiskey than to forget where you keep the bottle!!!!...
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aussie_paul
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0
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1022
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Right or Wrong
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Plain Truth
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5
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1301
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We need 'em ...?
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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803
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Spring is just around the corner- sorry
(Preview)
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Craig1
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1
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760
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Chemist.
(Preview)
This is why (a Senior?) should listen to their Doctor's instructions. I went to my nearby Chemist, straight to the back where the Pharmacist's counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and set them up on the counter. The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he cou...
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Possum3
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0
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771
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A few wife jokes and others
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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898
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This is for Phil. (Magnark)
(Preview)
Possum I wonder, dare you publish this, I chickened out!A woman goes to the doctor and says she is having problems with her avaries."No madam you mean ovaries""No I mean avaries" says she.Feeling that he is not going to win this one the doctor says,"Ok Take your knickers off, get on the trolley and we'l...
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Possum3
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4
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916
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Not a joke but funny - Rude name place tour
(Preview)
A tour of UK places with rude names to raise money for charity: BBC - Rude name place tour I have stayed at Sandyballs years ago in my caravan and can inform that a "ball" is an old Somerset name for a small hill; this location hosts many sand hills hence its name. However the origin of Titty Ho eludes me :)
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Mike Harding
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0
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812
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You might be an engineer if:
(Preview)
Yes! Yes! I confess to most of them! :) You might be an engineer if: You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room. In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure. The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions. At an air show, you know...
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Mike Harding
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2
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920
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One more week ...
(Preview)
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anolphart
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1
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745
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Not his day
(Preview)
Bad luck happens twice......poor fella.
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Bobdown
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2
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951
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Tough people the Germans
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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2
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950
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5th Vaccine jab.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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2
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1093
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Having a brain
(Preview)
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Plain Truth
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1
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1011
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