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Maternity ward
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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555
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In training
(Preview)
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anolphart
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4
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1385
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This is not a drill
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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737
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Lawyer.
(Preview)
So, young Andy goes to see a lawyer and tells him,My neighbour borrowed $300 and he wont pay up. What should I do?The Lawyer asks Andy, Do you have any proof he owes you the money?Not really, replies Andy. "I thought we were good enough friends and trusted him.""I see, says the Lawyer.Okay, then we will w...
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Possum3
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0
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855
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New poem by Pam Ayres.
(Preview)
I have a little Satnav, it sits there in my car. A Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, i've had it all my life. It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive "It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're...
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Possum3
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0
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651
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Tassie Joke
(Preview)
Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanityas possible.He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.After six months or so of almost tot...
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5
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1118
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Impress your Babe
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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878
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Position vacant
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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742
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Closures.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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983
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Latest medical opinion on Covid 19
(Preview)
Medical experts in London today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lockdowns.Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government lacked the nerve...
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skins
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2
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1003
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ESCAPING QUARANTINE
(Preview)
Some of these will make you smile........for the animal lovers. Cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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5
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1430
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Tribe?
(Preview)
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Possum3
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2
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1183
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Greatest Comeback on Fox News ?
(Preview)
He had better duck after that one.........
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Bobdown
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1
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952
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Made me spit my Tea out.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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748
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Risque'.
(Preview)
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.A waitress working a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table but the woman stared straight ahead.The waitres...
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Possum3
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0
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834
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Funnies
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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873
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Law Professor.
(Preview)
A student failed in the final Law Exam and decided to make a deal with the Professor.Student: Sir, Can I ask you one question?Professor: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.The Professor agreed.Student asked:...
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Possum3
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0
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928
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Face mask award.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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2
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823
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Hillbilly hunting for ducks
(Preview)
A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbi...
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skins
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0
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727
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Bread.
(Preview)
A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBANDWIFE : Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Patricia is also here and says hello to you.HUSBAND : Who is Patricia?WIFE: Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you...
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1
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1009
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