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Pollen.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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590
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Kid'sdrawing.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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622
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Pants.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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465
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Damn clucking right.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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595
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Superman
(Preview)
After fighting some crime, Superman wanted to score some action. He flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was available. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet; I could be in t...
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anolphart
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1
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744
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Mujibar.
(Preview)
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.The Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .' Mujibar thought for a few minute...
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Possum3
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3
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901
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Brown paper bag with wine
(Preview)
Greiner, O'Farrell, Berejiklian, that's the Liberal brown paper back with bottle of wine!
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Whenarewethere
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2
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815
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Kamikaze.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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656
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Doggie style
(Preview)
Two mates were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked one. "Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg for it, and she rolls over and plays de...
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anolphart
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0
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631
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Chinese sex
(Preview)
I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!
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anolphart
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0
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762
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Happy Marriage.
(Preview)
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.For all of...
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Possum3
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0
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654
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Mickey files for divorce
(Preview)
Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that you say Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I sai...
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anolphart
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0
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903
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I joined a club.
(Preview)
Yesterday my son e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Other than making knives and sitting around the computer drinking rum isn't a good thing". (Talking about me "doing-something-useful" seems to be his favorite topic of conversation.)He is "only thinking of...
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oldbloke
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0
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723
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Her monkey
(Preview)
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair...
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anolphart
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1
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657
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A wife comes home late ...
(Preview)
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, s...
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anolphart
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0
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575
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I need ...
(Preview)
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "Ooh need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into h...
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anolphart
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0
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561
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Great Story...
(Preview)
A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation."You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," t...
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aussie_paul
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0
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610
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American football.
(Preview)
A Guy Takes His Girlfriend To Her First Football Game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience."Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were...
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Possum3
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0
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598
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I couldn't help myself.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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608
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Lady Police Officers
(Preview)
Lady Police Officers.from around the world.. Hong Kong... India... Indonesia.... Japan... Malaysia... North Korea... Pakistan... Philippines... Singapore... South Korea... Taiwan... Vietnam... Then there's.... The USA... Maybe they just eat the bad guys...
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Bobdown
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6
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2087
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