Just Joking

anolphart · anolphart

The owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much w...

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Possum3 · Possum3

The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.Nevertheless, to be on th...

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anolphart · anolphart

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside bu...

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anolphart · anolphart

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was...

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anolphart · anolphart

anolphart · anolphart

anolphart · anolphart

A bloke hires a hooker and brings her to his hotel. The hooker is in bed ready for action, and the bloke starts undressing. The hooker begins to laugh when he drops his boxers and asks, "Who do you think your're going to please with THAT little thing?" The bloke says, "Me!"

anolphart · anolphart

Research shows that 80% of men dont know how to use condoms. These men are called dads.

anolphart · anolphart

Three old women were sitting on a park bench. A flasher ran up and whipped open his coat. Two of the old ladies had a stroke and the third couldn't reach.

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	How much would you take off? (Preview) The owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much w...	anolphart	0	694	11:27 AM Oct 4, 2021 by anolphart
	Retirement Gift (Preview)	anolphart	0	680	10:04 AM Oct 4, 2021 by anolphart
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	Cold winter. (Preview) The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.Nevertheless, to be on th...	Possum3	0	722	08:34 PM Oct 3, 2021 by Possum3
	Satisfaction. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1063	06:25 PM Oct 3, 2021 by oldbloke
	Molasses (Preview) There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside bu...	anolphart	0	731	01:57 PM Oct 3, 2021 by anolphart
	Announcing baby. (Preview)	Possum3	0	871	10:59 AM Oct 3, 2021 by Possum3
	Jesús is watching you (Preview) Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was...	anolphart	0	474	10:53 AM Oct 3, 2021 by anolphart
	Speeding fine. (Preview)	Possum3	0	663	07:46 AM Oct 3, 2021 by Possum3
	Quickie. (Preview)	Possum3	0	656	09:07 PM Oct 2, 2021 by Possum3
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	Paddy. (Preview)	Possum3	0	652	04:19 PM Oct 2, 2021 by Possum3
	Family gathering (Preview)	anolphart	0	663	03:59 PM Oct 2, 2021 by anolphart
	Speak softly (Preview)	anolphart	0	546	03:58 PM Oct 2, 2021 by anolphart
	Hooker (Preview) A bloke hires a hooker and brings her to his hotel. The hooker is in bed ready for action, and the bloke starts undressing. The hooker begins to laugh when he drops his boxers and asks, "Who do you think your're going to please with THAT little thing?" The bloke says, "Me!"	anolphart	0	882	11:21 AM Oct 2, 2021 by anolphart
	Research (Preview) Research shows that 80% of men dont know how to use condoms. These men are called dads.	anolphart	0	568	11:08 AM Oct 2, 2021 by anolphart
	The Flasher (Preview) Three old women were sitting on a park bench. A flasher ran up and whipped open his coat. Two of the old ladies had a stroke and the third couldn't reach.	anolphart	0	683	11:06 AM Oct 2, 2021 by anolphart
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