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Why oo earth?
(Preview)
Funeral director? Osteopath? Dead traveller?
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Ineedabiggerboat
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630
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A Young Nun
(Preview)
A young Nun who worked for a local home health care agency was out makingher rounds when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, there was a gasstation just one block away. She walked to the station to borrow a can withenough gas to start the car and drive to the station for a fill up.The attendant regretf...
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Kid..
(Preview)
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540
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What should we do..
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551
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Firefighters!
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547
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Newlyweds
(Preview)
A newlywed couple had barely unpacked after their honeymoon when reality began to set in. On their first morning back, the husband gets up early, has a shower, gets dressed, and heads downstairs. When he reaches the kitchen, he finds his brand-new wife in tears.Concerned, he asks, Whats the matter,...
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610
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A question ??
(Preview)
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BarneyBDB
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594
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The Bathroom Light..
(Preview)
A man turns 90 and heads to the doctor for his annual check-up.After his exam, the doctor says,"For a man your age, you're remarkable; in fact, you're in the best shape I've ever seen for someone of your advancing years."The old man smiles proudly."Well, Doc, it comes from good, clean living. I know fo...
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586
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The Postman
(Preview)
A postman had been working all day in the pouring rain he was almost finished apart from one last letter he had to deliver, he had to take it two miles down a small country road, by the time he got there he was soaked through, muddy and sore:He entered the garden, closed the gate and turned round to be greete...
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606
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A nervous priest
(Preview)
A new priest at his very first Mass was so nervous he could hardly speak and delivered an awful sermon. Afterward, he asked the monsignor for advice on how to relax.The monsignor said,When I get nervous on the pulpit, I put a large glass of vodka in front of me instead of water. If I start to shake or stamm...
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517
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2 Priests
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561
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Dying Nun
(Preview)
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.The Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.One of the Nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey t...
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543
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The Painter
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0
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535
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2 sisters
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0
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515
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Wife..
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0
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589
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An engineer..
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0
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486
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Needlework
(Preview)
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0
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498
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A round of golf
(Preview)
A group of Wick men lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One day one of them transferred to another job in London. From then on their games weren't the same without him.Maggie joined their Club. She overheard the three blokes talking about the situation.She said, "You know, I used t...
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493
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Photo fun
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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574
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Shopping..
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