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Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.""Names?", said the clerk."Tim and Jim Jones.""Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance.""Yes, we're brothers.""Brothers?? You can't get married.""Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?""Yes, thousan...

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Brian is hired to paint lines on the road. The first day Brian paints 2 kilometres of the road, and the boss is very impressed.The second day he paints 1km of road, the boss is wondering why its less than the day before, but gives him a chance.The third day he only paints 500m of road and the boss is not happy...

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A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal,"Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he no...

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Money in a Blind Trust that is not your money is blindingly mistrustful.

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A man has been drinking all day at a local bar and checks his watch.1:30am, rats. I need to go home now or my wifes going to kill me, he thinks to himself. But as hes trying to get up, he falls awkwardly on the floor.Im just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up.So he asks the bartender for a coffee, he drin...

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God was once approached by a scientist who said, Listen God, weve decided we dont need you anymore.These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.God replied, Dont need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test.Why dont we have a...

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take it steady

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I saw him standing by his ute ....this morning in the park . :He looks pretty much as he always has, perhaps the years have left their markIt all became too much for me, it's true he looks the sameBut I'm buggered if I know why, I can't recall his name :So I kind of saunter over there and join him by the UtePoin...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Diet. (Preview)	Possum3	0	668	01:58 PM Sep 20, 2021 by Possum3
	Lawyer. (Preview)	Possum3	0	773	01:57 PM Sep 20, 2021 by Possum3
	Marriage. (Preview) Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.""Names?", said the clerk."Tim and Jim Jones.""Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance.""Yes, we're brothers.""Brothers?? You can't get married.""Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?""Yes, thousan...	Possum3	0	763	10:37 AM Sep 20, 2021 by Possum3
	Good wife. (Preview)	Possum3	0	999	08:18 AM Sep 20, 2021 by Possum3
	Protection (Preview)	anolphart	1	1132	05:16 AM Sep 20, 2021 by Mike Harding
	Brian. (Preview) Brian is hired to paint lines on the road. The first day Brian paints 2 kilometres of the road, and the boss is very impressed.The second day he paints 1km of road, the boss is wondering why its less than the day before, but gives him a chance.The third day he only paints 500m of road and the boss is not happy...	Possum3	0	1015	12:05 PM Sep 19, 2021 by Possum3
	AFP - Inspection. (Preview) A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal,"Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he no...	Possum3	4	924	10:04 AM Sep 19, 2021 by peter67
	Moses. (Preview)	Possum3	0	913	09:05 AM Sep 19, 2021 by Possum3
	Blind trust (Preview) Money in a Blind Trust that is not your money is blindingly mistrustful.	Whenarewethere	5	1480	08:55 AM Sep 19, 2021 by DMaxer
	Drunk. (Preview) A man has been drinking all day at a local bar and checks his watch.1:30am, rats. I need to go home now or my wifes going to kill me, he thinks to himself. But as hes trying to get up, he falls awkwardly on the floor.Im just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up.So he asks the bartender for a coffee, he drin...	Possum3	0	842	10:49 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Science. (Preview) God was once approached by a scientist who said, Listen God, weve decided we dont need you anymore.These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.God replied, Dont need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test.Why dont we have a...	Possum3	0	1064	10:39 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Happiness. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1081	10:36 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Bad Day? (Preview)	Possum3	0	664	10:28 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Loyal customer. (Preview)	Possum3	0	668	02:23 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Lockdown problem (Preview) take it steady	Craig1	3	1768	02:21 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Craig1
	Tea. (Preview)	Possum3	0	754	02:00 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	More IKEA. (Preview)	Possum3	0	934	11:06 AM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	I never said that. (Preview)	Possum3	0	666	10:53 AM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Memories; Stolen; Country Pubs & Camping (Preview) I saw him standing by his ute ....this morning in the park . :He looks pretty much as he always has, perhaps the years have left their markIt all became too much for me, it's true he looks the sameBut I'm buggered if I know why, I can't recall his name :So I kind of saunter over there and join him by the UtePoin...	Possum3	1	1053	08:08 AM Sep 18, 2021 by dogbox
	Bingo. (Preview)	Possum3	0	741	07:50 AM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
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