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Brian.
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Brian is hired to paint lines on the road. The first day Brian paints 2 kilometres of the road, and the boss is very impressed.The second day he paints 1km of road, the boss is wondering why its less than the day before, but gives him a chance.The third day he only paints 500m of road and the boss is not happy...
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Possum3
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0
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1004
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AFP - Inspection.
(Preview)
A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal,"Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he no...
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Possum3
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4
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918
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Moses.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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903
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Blind trust
(Preview)
Money in a Blind Trust that is not your money is blindingly mistrustful.
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Whenarewethere
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5
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1472
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Drunk.
(Preview)
A man has been drinking all day at a local bar and checks his watch.1:30am, rats. I need to go home now or my wifes going to kill me, he thinks to himself. But as hes trying to get up, he falls awkwardly on the floor.Im just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up.So he asks the bartender for a coffee, he drin...
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Possum3
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0
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830
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Science.
(Preview)
God was once approached by a scientist who said, Listen God, weve decided we dont need you anymore.These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.God replied, Dont need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test.Why dont we have a...
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Possum3
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0
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1053
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Happiness.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1071
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Bad Day?
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Possum3
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0
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651
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Loyal customer.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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660
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Lockdown problem
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Craig1
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3
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1757
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Tea.
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0
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747
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More IKEA.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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924
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I never said that.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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662
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Memories; Stolen; Country Pubs & Camping
(Preview)
I saw him standing by his ute ....this morning in the park . :He looks pretty much as he always has, perhaps the years have left their markIt all became too much for me, it's true he looks the sameBut I'm buggered if I know why, I can't recall his name :So I kind of saunter over there and join him by the UtePoin...
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Possum3
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1
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1049
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Bingo.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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732
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In case of fire. (Language)
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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913
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Rural TV. (language).
(Preview)
A rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with an Irish farmer who may have some theories on the matter....The female reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any rea...
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715
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An oldie.
(Preview)
A couple lived near the ocean and walked the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day.She wasnt unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing, she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.Generally...
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Possum3
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615
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The Green Solution.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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669
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Toilet roll.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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667
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