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Politicians' Pain
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anolphart
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632
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Sophisticated Dinosaur
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438
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Grilled Chicken
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427
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Computerl Glitch
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363
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A New Strain
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386
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Grumpy Mother Superior!
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As Mother Superior passed 3 young novice nuns in training, Mother Superior said. "Good morning, ladies." the novices replied. "Good morning, Mother Superior. May God be with you."But once they were past, she heard one novice say to another. "She got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning."Moth...
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Jet Fuel
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Shane and Phil were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Melbourne, Australia.One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in thehangar with nothing to do.Phil said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'Shane says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet f...
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482
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Cosmetic.
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655
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Earl and golf.
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700
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New Baby.
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440
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IFLScience.
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488
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New thundabox.
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899
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Fined.
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507
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Grandpa.
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881
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Man retired and his wife said,
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Man retired and his wife said, that as the household income had fallen, he would have to stop drinking beerMan thought that it was a reasonable thing to do, and when they went shopping, he did not buy his carton of beerHe noticed his wife was buying make-up, so he asked if they could still afford it"But da...
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Workplace accident
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Sad news today came out of Nestle about a work accident.A worker had a pallet of chocolate fall from 5 metres off some pallet racking and landed on him hurting him badly. He kept yelling out "THE MILKY BARS ARE ON ME!" and everytime he did his work mates kept on cheering.
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oldbloke
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Global warming
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jade46
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Penguin.
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A policeman is on foot patrol sees a guy walking a penguin down the street.He stops them and says "You can't walk that penguin on the street, take it to a zoo."Guy says "OK".A few days later the copper sees the guy again walking the penguin down the street.He stops him and says "I thought I told you to take t...
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506
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Lie detector.
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A family got a new lie detector gadget. The machine would buzz whenever a lie was told, so the father decided to test it out at dinner. The father asked, What did you do with your lunch money today at school son?I just bought lunch The machine buzzed, and the kid starting sweating as the Mom and Dad lo...
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Biker.
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Earlier this year, a group of bikers were riding out when they saw a girl about to jump off the Harbour Bridge . So they stopped.George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the Policeman who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "H...
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