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Mt Rushmore ... from the other side.
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Word play ...
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BEAUTY PARLORA place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. ...
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Dear Diary
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Dairy of a Novice in the Kitchen ... Dear Diary ... Monday : It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls. Tuesday : He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I di...
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A long night for Santa
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Rob Driver
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Remember Alfred?
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Dear Santa
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dorian
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An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!
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An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!t Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remember...
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Any port in a storm
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Clarky 1
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Politics
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Wind Farms.
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Ever since they installed those big fans up on the hill it's become even windier. Who's bright idea was that? I've noticed that when they're off, we get a nice calm spell. Please turn them off - at least on weekends.
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Wine.
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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive womansitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman seated over there'..... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.She stared at the wi...
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Christmas gift.
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Hearing.
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True mystery
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A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wifes car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry...
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Warning!
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Four worms.
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Missing wife.
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Husband:My wife is missing.She went out yesterday and has not come home...Sergeant at Police Station:What is her height?Husband:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant:Weight?Husband:Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant:Colour of eyes?Husband:Sort of brown I th...
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New Car.
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How interviews go these days .
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Interviewed from those who have no idea !!
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Thank you letter.
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*This letter was sent to the Broken Hill High School Principals office in Broken Hill, outback Australia after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors.An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankin...
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