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A man walked into the ladies department,,,
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of a Macy's and shyly walked uptothe woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife.""What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in everyshape, size, color and material i...
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541
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Forgotten.
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461
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3, 6 or 12.
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Why condoms are packed in 3s, 6s & 12sA man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy Asks, "What are these, Dad?"To which the manMatter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.Men use them to have safe sex."Oh, I see," replied...
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532
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New Seniors Government Handout
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Subject: FW: Govt help This is very interesting! Here is a link for what the Australian Government is going to do for all seniors for staying at home during this crisis. All seniors are entitled to a grant to stay at home to avoid the spread of COVID-19 Coronavirus starting on August 25th 2021. Th...
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A cows tail
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls int...
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1
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846
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Little Johnny again.
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A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition.She decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G'.'Very good', says the teacher.Peter says he had toas...
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557
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Harassment.
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Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. he stops, inhales quite deeply as says that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her issue to the supervisor in H.R. and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance...
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Blacked?
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.Nurse, he mumbles from behind the mask, are my testicles black?Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, I dont know, Sir. Im only here to wash yo...
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Taxidermist.
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842
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Like it.
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National Cabinet
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anolphart
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434
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OZZY.
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677
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Stop Lying.
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615
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Bicycling Nuns.
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491
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Where are they?
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anolphart
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951
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Single vs Married
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anolphart
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565
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I look like ...
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anolphart
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499
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Dreamcatcher
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anolphart
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692
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Gas
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I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realised that I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really loud so I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and then I noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly...
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anolphart
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Not going to Hawaii
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