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This is for Phil. (Magnark)
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Possum I wonder, dare you publish this, I chickened out!A woman goes to the doctor and says she is having problems with her avaries."No madam you mean ovaries""No I mean avaries" says she.Feeling that he is not going to win this one the doctor says,"Ok Take your knickers off, get on the trolley and we'l...
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Possum3
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4
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840
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Not a joke but funny - Rude name place tour
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A tour of UK places with rude names to raise money for charity: BBC - Rude name place tour I have stayed at Sandyballs years ago in my caravan and can inform that a "ball" is an old Somerset name for a small hill; this location hosts many sand hills hence its name. However the origin of Titty Ho eludes me :)
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Mike Harding
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731
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You might be an engineer if:
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Yes! Yes! I confess to most of them! :) You might be an engineer if: You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room. In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure. The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions. At an air show, you know...
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Mike Harding
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2
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835
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One more week ...
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anolphart
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1
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653
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Not his day
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Bad luck happens twice......poor fella.
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Bobdown
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2
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850
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Tough people the Germans
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Bobdown
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2
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856
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5th Vaccine jab.
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Possum3
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2
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973
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Having a brain
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Plain Truth
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1
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935
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Mirror mirror on the wall
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anolphart
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773
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Recent holiday snaps
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fwdoz
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2
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701
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Birthday
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anolphart
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0
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1045
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A poem
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Here's one that shouldn't upset any snowflake today ...
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anolphart
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0
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845
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Afghanistan.
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Possum3
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0
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835
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Bob Hawk tells a good one, one naughty word
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Craig1
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752
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On the market, Beware.
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Possum3
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604
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Jack & Jill.
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Jack, 92, and Jill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in. Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "I am." J...
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Possum3
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0
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549
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The signing
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anolphart
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623
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Lost Art of Belly Dancing
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Bobdown
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4
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819
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Stay calm and act sensibly
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anolphart
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1
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789
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ABC's News Training
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anolphart
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9
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974
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