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Irony
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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535
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Ironwoman competition
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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510
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Isolating
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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840
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At Home
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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467
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My movie.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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591
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Lucky Day.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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621
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Only in Australia.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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528
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Always check the background.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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558
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Guns
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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633
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Spelling Bee
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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545
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Side effects
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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511
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Fallen....
(Preview)
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!"Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen." From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fal...
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aussie_paul
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0
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711
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Pilot Error- only in Oz
(Preview)
CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE OLD PEOPLE A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Coolangatta Airport . The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain. We're on our final descent into Coolangatta . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the Gold Coast He forgets to...
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Craig1
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0
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707
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Auntie.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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931
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Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s?
(Preview)
Old man Murphy and old man Sean were contemplating life when Murphy asked, If you had to get one or the other would you rather get Parkinsons or Alzheimers?Sure, I rather have Parkinsons, replied SeanTis better to spill a couple of ounces of Jameson whiskey than to forget where you keep the bottle!!!!...
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aussie_paul
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0
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943
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Right or Wrong
(Preview)
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Plain Truth
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5
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1140
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We need 'em ...?
(Preview)
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anolphart
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0
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713
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Spring is just around the corner- sorry
(Preview)
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Craig1
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1
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670
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Chemist.
(Preview)
This is why (a Senior?) should listen to their Doctor's instructions. I went to my nearby Chemist, straight to the back where the Pharmacist's counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and set them up on the counter. The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he cou...
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Possum3
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0
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685
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A few wife jokes and others
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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809
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