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A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit my lip."

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From today's online shopping at Coles. -- Edited by dorian on Saturday 2nd of October 2021 05:01:08 PM -- Edited by dorian on Saturday 2nd of October 2021 05:06:37 PM

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A highway patrol pulled over a car on the main road. The copper asked, Got any ID? The driver replied, about what?

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The owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much w...

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The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.Since he was a chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.Nevertheless, to be on th...

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anolphart · anolphart

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside bu...

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Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was...

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