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Today's joke.... have a great weekend.
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A priest appears at the gate to hell. Surprised, because priests were rare in hell, a demon gets curious and jumps into the priest's path."How'd you die?" he thunders at him. The priest replied, "I had a heart attack." Demon: "Alright, what happened?" Priest: "Someone broke my windows, popped the ti...
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bunnings again
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Car wash.
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Fly boys.
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Loneliness versus Poverty
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Here's a fabulous explanation of the symbiosis between "loneliness" and "poverty. When your kids (or grand kids) ask you "why they have to study or work hard all their lives and continue making money?" Show them these pictures of Brian Armastrongo, president of Renault, and his current girlfrie...
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Found them.
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Friendship.
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Cop Bloopers
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MORE Hilarious POLICE VIDEO Clips.... - YouTube 11.04 minutes in brilliant.
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Important Government announcement.
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People mover.
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Old Home.
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Flash Plumbing, or is that Flush?
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Minion.
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Little Johnny
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A Nap.
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Dolls.
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TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHELTHE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER,"GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.THESE TWO ARE SO...
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Signs
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Psychic.
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Sex
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" Mummy how do Buffaloes make love?" "I don't know love, your dads a Mason" (If this does not make sense to some, look up RAOB on Google)
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Today's joke...
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Long ago,Paddy the farmer, out in his pasture in, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow... right in his crotch; writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the village doctor. He said, "How bad is it Doc? I'm getting married next week and my fiance, Mary, is sti...
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