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Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.""Names?", said the clerk."Tim and Jim Jones.""Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance.""Yes, we're brothers.""Brothers?? You can't get married.""Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?""Yes, thousan...

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Brian is hired to paint lines on the road. The first day Brian paints 2 kilometres of the road, and the boss is very impressed.The second day he paints 1km of road, the boss is wondering why its less than the day before, but gives him a chance.The third day he only paints 500m of road and the boss is not happy...

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A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal,"Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he no...

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Money in a Blind Trust that is not your money is blindingly mistrustful.

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A man has been drinking all day at a local bar and checks his watch.1:30am, rats. I need to go home now or my wifes going to kill me, he thinks to himself. But as hes trying to get up, he falls awkwardly on the floor.Im just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up.So he asks the bartender for a coffee, he drin...

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God was once approached by a scientist who said, Listen God, weve decided we dont need you anymore.These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.God replied, Dont need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test.Why dont we have a...

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take it steady

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I saw him standing by his ute ....this morning in the park . :He looks pretty much as he always has, perhaps the years have left their markIt all became too much for me, it's true he looks the sameBut I'm buggered if I know why, I can't recall his name :So I kind of saunter over there and join him by the UtePoin...

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	Lawyer. (Preview)	Possum3	0	735	01:57 PM Sep 20, 2021 by Possum3
	Marriage. (Preview) Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.""Names?", said the clerk."Tim and Jim Jones.""Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance.""Yes, we're brothers.""Brothers?? You can't get married.""Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?""Yes, thousan...	Possum3	0	723	10:37 AM Sep 20, 2021 by Possum3
	Good wife. (Preview)	Possum3	0	961	08:18 AM Sep 20, 2021 by Possum3
	Protection (Preview)	anolphart	1	1086	05:16 AM Sep 20, 2021 by Mike Harding
	Brian. (Preview) Brian is hired to paint lines on the road. The first day Brian paints 2 kilometres of the road, and the boss is very impressed.The second day he paints 1km of road, the boss is wondering why its less than the day before, but gives him a chance.The third day he only paints 500m of road and the boss is not happy...	Possum3	0	977	12:05 PM Sep 19, 2021 by Possum3
	AFP - Inspection. (Preview) A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal,"Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he no...	Possum3	4	895	10:04 AM Sep 19, 2021 by peter67
	Moses. (Preview)	Possum3	0	880	09:05 AM Sep 19, 2021 by Possum3
	Blind trust (Preview) Money in a Blind Trust that is not your money is blindingly mistrustful.	Whenarewethere	5	1444	08:55 AM Sep 19, 2021 by DMaxer
	Drunk. (Preview) A man has been drinking all day at a local bar and checks his watch.1:30am, rats. I need to go home now or my wifes going to kill me, he thinks to himself. But as hes trying to get up, he falls awkwardly on the floor.Im just way too drunk right now, I need to sober up.So he asks the bartender for a coffee, he drin...	Possum3	0	802	10:49 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Science. (Preview) God was once approached by a scientist who said, Listen God, weve decided we dont need you anymore.These days we can clone people, transplant organs and do all sorts of things that used to be considered miraculous.God replied, Dont need me huh? How about we put your theory to the test.Why dont we have a...	Possum3	0	1029	10:39 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Happiness. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1031	10:36 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Bad Day? (Preview)	Possum3	0	626	10:28 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Loyal customer. (Preview)	Possum3	0	635	02:23 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Lockdown problem (Preview) take it steady	Craig1	3	1728	02:21 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Craig1
	Tea. (Preview)	Possum3	0	722	02:00 PM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	More IKEA. (Preview)	Possum3	0	898	11:06 AM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	I never said that. (Preview)	Possum3	0	620	10:53 AM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	Memories; Stolen; Country Pubs & Camping (Preview) I saw him standing by his ute ....this morning in the park . :He looks pretty much as he always has, perhaps the years have left their markIt all became too much for me, it's true he looks the sameBut I'm buggered if I know why, I can't recall his name :So I kind of saunter over there and join him by the UtePoin...	Possum3	1	1024	08:08 AM Sep 18, 2021 by dogbox
	Bingo. (Preview)	Possum3	0	712	07:50 AM Sep 18, 2021 by Possum3
	In case of fire. (Language) (Preview)	Possum3	1	886	02:04 PM Sep 17, 2021 by Craig1
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