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Collo · Collo

Just watched the news, they had a few interviews with Tasmanians about the test tomorrow......not one of them had two heads??? Collo.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Funny BUT unfortunately probably close to the truth!! Read to the very end !!!The Squirrel and The GrasshopperPOPULAR VERSIONThe squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night togetherAfter the weddin...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Careful what you wear. (Warning a pair of boobs are visible

Bobdown · Bobdown

Clever.........

Roy E · Roy E

Ethel checked into a Motel on her 80TH Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age, so decided to risk an adventure. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the pho...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good one Tina...........

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck andhis scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating an...

Buzz Lightbulb · Buzz Lightbulb

A man was in court charged with eating a wombat. The defendants lawyer suggested that his client plead guilty, that he didn't know it was illegal to eat wombats and that he wouldn't do it again. The client did so and got off on good behaviour and a small fine. As they were leaving court, happy with the res...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Had to get another medical last week for my Cancer treatment During the appointment the doc said mate, you will have to stop masturbateing. I said why....? He said because I am trying to examine you. -- Edited by Des and Jane on Sunday 9th of January 2022 09:31:26 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

dorian · dorian

Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh sh1t, I forgot to feed the dog!" A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Geoff the Bellboy.The first man married a nurse.Geoff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot."The second man married a teleph...

Possum3 · Possum3

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish.So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in here,...

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	Tasmanians (Preview) Just watched the news, they had a few interviews with Tasmanians about the test tomorrow......not one of them had two heads??? Collo.	Collo	3	1073	11:16 AM Jan 14, 2022 by Hendo
	Funny BUT unfortunately probably close to the truth!! (Preview) Funny BUT unfortunately probably close to the truth!! Read to the very end !!!The Squirrel and The GrasshopperPOPULAR VERSIONThe squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, a...	aussie_paul	6	1190	10:22 AM Jan 14, 2022 by Blues Man
	Old Robert (Preview) Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night togetherAfter the weddin...	aussie_paul	2	851	07:17 PM Jan 13, 2022 by peter67
	Two fall out of a rollercoaster (Preview) Careful what you wear. (Warning a pair of boobs are visible	Bobdown	3	1190	07:15 PM Jan 13, 2022 by peter67
	Mens shed project (Preview) Clever.........	Bobdown	0	942	11:00 PM Jan 11, 2022 by Bobdown
	Why Ethel changed motels. (Preview) Ethel checked into a Motel on her 80TH Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age, so decided to risk an adventure. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the pho...	Roy E	0	1038	05:49 PM Jan 11, 2022 by Roy E
	Beer or Sex..... or both (Preview) Good one Tina...........	Bobdown	2	998	09:15 AM Jan 11, 2022 by peter67
	Phil's Scrotum (Preview) The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck andhis scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating an...	aussie_paul	1	1029	02:49 PM Jan 10, 2022 by Craig1
	Native animals (Preview) A man was in court charged with eating a wombat. The defendants lawyer suggested that his client plead guilty, that he didn't know it was illegal to eat wombats and that he wouldn't do it again. The client did so and got off on good behaviour and a small fine. As they were leaving court, happy with the res...	Buzz Lightbulb	1	824	02:34 PM Jan 10, 2022 by Bobdown
	Doctors visit (Preview) Had to get another medical last week for my Cancer treatment During the appointment the doc said mate, you will have to stop masturbateing. I said why....? He said because I am trying to examine you. -- Edited by Des and Jane on Sunday 9th of January 2022 09:31:26 PM	Des and Jane	1	1077	09:18 AM Jan 10, 2022 by Mike Harding
	Dog rehome... (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	1092	04:59 PM Jan 9, 2022 by Bicyclecamper
	Nerd jokes (Preview) Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh sh1t, I forgot to feed the dog!" A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The professor replies, "Yes. Eumenides?"	dorian	10	1775	11:47 AM Jan 9, 2022 by Craig1
	Lamp of love. (Preview)	Possum3	0	827	09:43 PM Jan 8, 2022 by Possum3
	Favourite TV show (Preview)	Possum3	1	843	05:26 PM Jan 8, 2022 by Craig1
	Military Mom. (Preview)	Possum3	0	727	02:57 PM Jan 8, 2022 by Possum3
	NOVAX. (Preview)	Possum3	0	627	02:49 PM Jan 8, 2022 by Possum3
	Chuckles (Preview)	Bobdown	0	931	12:16 PM Jan 8, 2022 by Bobdown
	The right occupation. (Preview) Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Geoff the Bellboy.The first man married a nurse.Geoff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot."The second man married a teleph...	Possum3	0	572	10:35 AM Jan 8, 2022 by Possum3
	Never wax your Hoo Ha. (Preview) hilarious________________________________________________________________________________________All	Possum3	0	826	10:28 AM Jan 8, 2022 by Possum3
	Why prejudice and bigotry are foolish..... (Preview) A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl and traditional locks of hair.He doesn't have to be Einstein to know this guy is Jewish.So he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear: 'drinks for everyone in here,...	aussie_paul	1	741	09:06 AM Jan 8, 2022 by Blues Man
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