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Blonde.
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A bloke sits down at the bar in Texas and says to the barman,"Hey I've got a great blonde joke for you"Upon hearing this a blond womanfrom a nearby table gets up and walks over and says,"Listen 'Pal' ""I teach self defense at the local sports centre""My 2 friends over there are both also blonde""One is an...
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Confucius say .........
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What Confucius Didn't Say,Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.Woman who cooks beans and pea...
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2
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838
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Passing sign
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Bobdown
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1220
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jokes with luck
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Craig1
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819
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Untouchable Princess.
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Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.No matter what; metal, wood, plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.The ki...
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Killers
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Bodies of three men found in the woods with a Weetbix stuck in their fundamental orifice. Police are looking for a cereal killer.
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Magnarc
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822
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Local Police Targeting.
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889
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Police at door.
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Just had two police officers at my front door.They asked me, Are you familiar with the letters HB?I said, No, Im not.How about LS? they asked.I replied, No. then they asked, What about JD?I said, Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?They said, No, these are just initial inquiries.
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853
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Rooster.
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A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, Sir, whats that on your shoulder?The old farmer said, Thats my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.Im sorry, sir, said the ticket agent. We cant allow animals in the theatre.The old farmer went ar...
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1225
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Fancy Dress.
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BBQ.
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Possum3
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Out of the mouths of kids
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1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" 2) OPINIONS On...
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Bobdown
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Christmas purchase.
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Possum3
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The twelve Days of Christmas
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"Twelve Days of Christmas" On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me I'm glad we've bought a turkey and a proper Christmas tree. On the second day of Christmas much laughter could be heard As we tucked into our turkey - a most delicious bird. On the third day of Christmas we'd friends in...
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erad
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792
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Camping.
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Veterinary Students.
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First-year veterinary students were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualiti...
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12 days of Christmas.
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Possum3
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Pete
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yobarr
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The only one.
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Possum3
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Skies above London
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