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Why Teachers Drink...
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The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds):Q. Name the four seasonsA. Salt,pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q. How is dew formed.A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company i...
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aussie_paul
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737
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Nun joke,another one
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Craig1
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921
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Media Ban
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anolphart
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592
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Edumocated.
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Possum3
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8
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1937
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apples and cookies
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Craig1
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773
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John Travolta covid scare
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Plain Truth
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966
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Spotty the dog
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Plain Truth
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801
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Lockdown fishing with Earl.
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Possum3
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819
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Warning given.
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Possum3
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1045
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Holiday.
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Possum3
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997
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Roadmap
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anolphart
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884
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Loquacious
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870
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AUKUS
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Australian Utter Khaos & Ultra Stuff-up
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Whenarewethere
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Thoughts and such.
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1. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 2. I went to buy some camo pants but couldnt find any.3. I failed math so many times at school, I cant even count.4. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.5. I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigge...
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Possum3
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Paddy & Murphy.
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Possum3
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844
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Chicks be like.
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Chinese submarines fleet 79 + 3
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Breaking news. A decade after the submarine paperwork has still not been sorted out in Australia. The Chinese have built three copies of these proposed submarines for testing to add to the their fleet of 6 nuclear powered submarines & fuel cell submarines, which form are part of their 79 submari...
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Whenarewethere
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How to crack an egg
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This is just nuts.........
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Bobdown
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Goat.
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The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner.While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having."Goat," the little boy replied."Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?""Yep," said the youngster...
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Diet.
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