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A teacher walks up to the whiteboard and writes DEFINITELY She turns to the class and says, Today well be looking at the word definitely. Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. Now, I want some volunteers to use definitely in a statement. Little Suzy raises her hand and...

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An actual Diahatsu ad from 1996.

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How To Shower Like A ManTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making thewoo-woo sound.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no).Adm...

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Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him .One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You have seen his wars and his technological advances.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...

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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his companys Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didnt taste like alcohol at all. He didnt even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Opening his eyes, the first thing th...

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Angus and his best pal McTavish are sitting around in the pub.Angus takes a long pull at his drink, looks out the door and says,"Angus, you see that bridge out there?"His friend replies,"Aye Angus, that I do""S'a goood Bridge that is"Angus says,"Built it with me bare hands I did....""But do they call...

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Be careful what you order...........

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One day, Little Johnnys grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandmas house as fast as he could. Wheres my bucket and my water? She asked. I cant get any water...

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Q What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock. Q What is the height of optimism? A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both. Q. What do En...

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Lot of people really do not know this but I am a bit of an inventor. I went to patent office with my three latest inventions, the girl on the reception desk said " Before you fill out the forms, what is your first invention?" So I proudly showed her and she appeared to stifle a giggle " It is a folding bottle" I...

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I'm sure most Grey Nomad members will see the humour in this. How Many forum Users Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differ...

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Taliban rolled Afghans with 50 landcruiser utes and a 1000 people. Omicron has rolled Scomo, pluckachook , parrot off and missing mad dan in about 3 days.

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	Definitely. (Preview) A teacher walks up to the whiteboard and writes DEFINITELY She turns to the class and says, Today well be looking at the word definitely. Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. Now, I want some volunteers to use definitely in a statement. Little Suzy raises her hand and...	Possum3	0	805	05:58 PM Jan 2, 2022 by Possum3
	5 Times. (Preview) An actual Diahatsu ad from 1996.	Possum3	0	673	05:56 PM Jan 2, 2022 by Possum3
	Showering. (Preview) How To Shower Like A ManTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making thewoo-woo sound.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no).Adm...	Possum3	1	693	03:53 PM Jan 2, 2022 by Roy E
	Luck. (Preview)	Possum3	0	789	01:33 PM Jan 2, 2022 by Possum3
	just for a laugh xx (Preview) Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him .One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You have seen his wars and his technological advances.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...	Possum3	0	856	08:06 AM Jan 2, 2022 by Possum3
	Why? (Preview) Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his companys Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didnt taste like alcohol at all. He didnt even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Opening his eyes, the first thing th...	Possum3	0	820	10:31 PM Jan 1, 2022 by Possum3
	Angus the ......... (Preview) Angus and his best pal McTavish are sitting around in the pub.Angus takes a long pull at his drink, looks out the door and says,"Angus, you see that bridge out there?"His friend replies,"Aye Angus, that I do""S'a goood Bridge that is"Angus says,"Built it with me bare hands I did....""But do they call...	Possum3	2	1099	07:58 PM Jan 1, 2022 by Craig1
	Online Shopping (Preview) Be careful what you order...........	Bobdown	0	848	05:01 PM Jan 1, 2022 by Bobdown
	Johnny at the well. (Preview) One day, Little Johnnys grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandmas house as fast as he could. Wheres my bucket and my water? She asked. I cant get any water...	Possum3	0	672	05:00 PM Jan 1, 2022 by Possum3
	Gay test. (Preview)	Possum3	0	697	04:45 PM Jan 1, 2022 by Possum3
	Dyslexic Jason. (Preview)	Possum3	0	639	04:38 PM Jan 1, 2022 by Possum3
	Pepe'. (Preview)	Possum3	0	784	04:10 PM Jan 1, 2022 by Possum3
	Rich Uncle Pennybags. (Preview)	Possum3	0	698	04:02 PM Jan 1, 2022 by Possum3
	Poor Poms (Preview) Q What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock. Q What is the height of optimism? A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both. Q. What do En...	Bobdown	2	856	03:24 PM Jan 1, 2022 by Craig1
	Inventor. (Preview) Lot of people really do not know this but I am a bit of an inventor. I went to patent office with my three latest inventions, the girl on the reception desk said " Before you fill out the forms, what is your first invention?" So I proudly showed her and she appeared to stifle a giggle " It is a folding bottle" I...	Possum3	3	1190	11:14 AM Jan 1, 2022 by Tony Bev
	How Many forum Users Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? (Preview) I'm sure most Grey Nomad members will see the humour in this. How Many forum Users Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differ...	Santa	7	1099	09:51 AM Jan 1, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Bob. (Preview)	Possum3	0	680	12:44 AM Jan 1, 2022 by Possum3
	Bad day at work. (Preview)	Possum3	0	532	05:47 PM Dec 31, 2021 by Possum3
	Latest version of the disease (Preview) Taliban rolled Afghans with 50 landcruiser utes and a 1000 people. Omicron has rolled Scomo, pluckachook , parrot off and missing mad dan in about 3 days.	Craig1	2	775	02:54 PM Dec 31, 2021 by Craig1
	Happy New Year. (Preview)	Possum3	1	504	11:23 AM Dec 31, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
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