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Putin at work
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Vladimir Putin, to get on the good side of voters, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people. At the end of the talk there is a section for questions. Little Sasha puts her hand up and says, "I have...
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Act Fast
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Goat
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We need a light in here
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My apology to whenarewethere if this has appeared on here in the last 20 years While her husband was busy at work one day, a bored housewife took a lover into her bedroom for some illicit fun, completely unaware that her nine year old son was silently hiding in the closet. And when her husband came home...
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Prayin Like Denis- what a menace
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A little problem
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A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a...
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Fifty Dollars is fifty Dollars
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Home Improvement Oversight
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Mein
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That’s gratitude for you !
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Pothole season is open....
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You started it...
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A young bloke with his pants hanging half off his arse, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck;walked into the Centrelink to sign some paperwork.He marched up to the counter and said,"Hi. You know, I just H A T E being on the DOLE.I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like ta...
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Seminar...
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I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!I was less amus...
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After all this rain .
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Drink driving
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Fresh from my shower,
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Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between the...
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pfizer and pepsi
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only for those who are easily offended
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A Couple From FB
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The Only One
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Totally out of the blue, my 55 year old girlfriend said I was the only one she's been to bed with. "What!!!" I replied. She then continued, "Yeah. I've been with a 10, a few 7 to 8s and lots of 5s but you're the only 1."
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Butch the rooster
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An Oldie but the last lines are relevant..... Butch, The Rooster. Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets (a young hen) and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a l...
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A man and his wife...
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.Not a chance, says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!He slams the door and returns to bed.Who was that? asked his wif...
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