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Points to ponder
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuire The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein War is Gods way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Bierce At every party there are two kinds of people those who wan...
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Is it because .....?
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A girl came skipping home from school one day obviously very happy."Mommy, Mommy,"She yelled out,"We were counting today in school and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10""1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! See?""That's very good" Said her Mother."Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""Y...
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Chicken.
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Panthers.
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My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a us a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.I called him an "arsehole."He glared at me and started writing a...
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quick learner
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Stick.
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Older Tyre Adverts, may not be PC for some people
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Snoring.
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By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager,"Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm su...
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how do things get there?
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Snapshot whilst golfing.
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Check up
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Lisa doing it tough.
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sign of the times
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Little Boy Lost
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Oxymorons
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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?6. Why does...
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Pickin' Cotton
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Rescue me.
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Nurse.
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T.P.
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Moving house
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