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Wayward Oranges
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True story: During WW2 my mother-in-law was traveling on a Melbourne tram. Sitting beside her were two American soldiers. Sitting opposite her was an old lady with a string net bag bulging full with oranges. The netting split & the oranges dropped & were rolling all over the floor of the tra...
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86GTS
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...looking forward to retiring...
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After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from th...
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Hitting the road
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989
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Parrots swearing.
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing'What do they say?' the priest asked.They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,Then he thought for a moment......
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Possum3
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955
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Savage wife
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Bobdown
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No way.
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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?The bru...
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Possum3
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997
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Why not?
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Mein
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Funnies 2
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Bobdown
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993
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Funnies 1
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Bobdown
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856
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Great leader
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Boris https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSes3mhvQ/
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Bobdown
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The air hostess
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A man was sitting in the bar at Mascot Terminal and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, 'Wow, she's so gorgeous... she must be an air hostess. I wonder which airline she works for.' "I still call Australia home...," he says to her. She pulled away from him and...
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Ivan 01
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sarcasm at it's best
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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting thes...
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Craig1
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Pharmacist to customer:
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Oops.. "Sir, please understand, to buy anti depressant tablets, you really need a proper prescription....Simply showing me your Marriage Certificate and a photo of your wife, is not enough!"..... -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 4th of February 2022 05:13:10 PM
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lol...
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Question: When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable?
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Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:11. "What the @#$% do you mean, were sinking?"~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.10. "What the @#$% was that?"~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 19459...
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Possum3
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Fur Babies
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Rob Driver
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Don't mess with us....
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Don't mess with usI know I shouldn't have done this, but I am 74 years old and I was in the McDonalds drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing off obscenities at me because I was taking too long to place my order.Anyway when I got to the first window I pa...
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aussie_paul
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Doubtful.
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Possum3
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956
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Pull my finger.
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Risque Content.
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737
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Perspective on life.
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