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Another one for DMaxer
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Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three....the rest are true stories!!
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Collo
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825
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Birth Control.
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There were three girls who were getting married and all met at the marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. There were two city girls and one farm girl...The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile....
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Possum3
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0
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622
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Space saver tyre
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anolphart
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1
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794
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A step backwards
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anolphart
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0
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503
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto....
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said"Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said,"I do....Why?"The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said,"I just though...
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aussie_paul
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594
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Driving the dog crazy.
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Possum3
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498
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Smile for the camera
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Bobdown
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510
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Irony?
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Possum3
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0
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629
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What can I say ??
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Aus-Kiwi
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928
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3 Great Ads
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Bobdown
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1
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951
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Monkeys.
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Possum3
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741
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Lost bet.
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Possum3
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484
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Beach girl.
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A couple lived near the ocean and walked the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasnt unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing, she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.Generally...
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Possum3
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607
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Good advice.
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Dad, a girl invited me to her house."Oh that's great, Billy. But you have to be careful, you're young and an STD or unwanted pregnancy, you certainly don't want that. Please remember to get a wear a condom if the situation arises.You know what, put it on already, because in the heat of the day you will for...
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Possum3
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744
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Dmaxer.
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Possum3
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535
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Ice Fishing
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE...
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oldbloke
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552
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Please sir ...
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anolphart
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650
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My Dream.
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Possum3
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679
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The Mug.
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Possum3
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722
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Fairy Tales.
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Possum3
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548
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