Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.I'd knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared.They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotThey got out and peru...

Craig1 · Craig1

SEX with Ghosts . A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of y...

oldbloke · oldbloke

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deep...

Craig1 · Craig1

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

https://youtu.be/lj57-TRXYhI -- Edited by Rob Driver on Sunday 27th of March 2022 11:49:56 AM

Mein · Mein

Apart from, "Life is short!", what other lines do you use before making big decisions?

oldbloke · oldbloke

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

But I dont think so ? Please dont take this seriously !!

Roy E · Roy E

The talking frog.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Do you know your kids? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd8J5v1e/

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.When you notice this, try to show some understanding.My name is Wayne , and let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Beverly.Wh...

Mein · Mein

A priest who lived in a clergy house directly behind his church, kept chickens. One Friday, he noticed that the rooster was missing. At the end of Sunday's mass, he asked, "Has anyone seen a ****?" Every person in the church put up their hand. The priest continued, "No. No. No. I meant, has anyone see...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Absolute the best version of Rindercella I have heard............ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd822oMU/

Craig1 · Craig1

try to see

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that...

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink? The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end o...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Fresh air....no one likes him. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSddnrhKj/

Mein · Mein

The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons 1. I don't care what it looks like! It's comfortable. 2. Why do they print instructions so bloody small??? 3. Where did I leave my glasses? 4. Have I taken my pills already? 5. Now, what did I come in here for? 6. Sorry. I've forgotten what I was going to say. 7. Hm...

Bobdown · Bobdown

That's what I heard too....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdRL1R7d/

Mein · Mein

A priest, a rabbit and an Imam walk into a blood bank. The rabbit then said, "I think I'm a type o." -- Edited by Mein on Thursday 17th of March 2022 07:22:37 PM

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	I was propped up in my deck chair, (Preview) I was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.I'd knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared.They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotThey got out and peru...	aussie_paul	3	1460	08:31 AM Apr 1, 2022 by Stewart
	Ghosts (Preview) SEX with Ghosts . A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of y...	Craig1	0	995	05:44 PM Mar 30, 2022 by Craig1
	Peanut problem (Preview) One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deep...	oldbloke	0	954	05:28 PM Mar 30, 2022 by oldbloke
	How did you Go ?? (Preview)	Craig1	1	1056	03:56 PM Mar 30, 2022 by Collo
	The Current Situation (Preview) https://youtu.be/lj57-TRXYhI -- Edited by Rob Driver on Sunday 27th of March 2022 11:49:56 AM	Rob Driver	0	1273	11:48 AM Mar 27, 2022 by Rob Driver
	What do you say? (Preview) Apart from, "Life is short!", what other lines do you use before making big decisions?	Mein	11	1890	11:56 AM Mar 26, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Mozzie trap (Preview)	oldbloke	1	1022	04:24 PM Mar 25, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Due to fuel prices ? (Preview) But I dont think so ? Please dont take this seriously !!	Aus-Kiwi	3	1058	10:29 AM Mar 25, 2022 by Aus-Kiwi
	The talking frog. (Preview) The talking frog.	Roy E	1	849	06:49 PM Mar 24, 2022 by peter67
	How good are you (Preview) Do you know your kids? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd8J5v1e/	Bobdown	0	1277	04:41 PM Mar 22, 2022 by Bobdown
	It is important for men......... (Preview) It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.When you notice this, try to show some understanding.My name is Wayne , and let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Beverly.Wh...	aussie_paul	3	1487	10:21 PM Mar 21, 2022 by Roy E
	The Priest's Rooster (Preview) A priest who lived in a clergy house directly behind his church, kept chickens. One Friday, he noticed that the rooster was missing. At the end of Sunday's mass, he asked, "Has anyone seen a ****?" Every person in the church put up their hand. The priest continued, "No. No. No. I meant, has anyone see...	Mein	1	716	09:48 PM Mar 21, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	Spoonerism (Preview) Absolute the best version of Rindercella I have heard............ https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd822oMU/	Bobdown	1	1086	01:31 AM Mar 21, 2022 by Bicyclecamper
	Sunday Funnies a couple of knew ones with luck (Preview) try to see	Craig1	0	821	09:19 PM Mar 20, 2022 by Craig1
	A Late Night Lecture... (Preview) 89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that...	aussie_paul	1	903	07:17 PM Mar 20, 2022 by Bicyclecamper
	The Ballerina (Preview) A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink? The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end o...	Rob Driver	0	970	07:49 PM Mar 18, 2022 by Rob Driver
	Reason Putin is pissed off (Preview) Fresh air....no one likes him. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSddnrhKj/	Bobdown	1	1063	05:08 PM Mar 18, 2022 by Blues Man
	The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons (Preview) The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons 1. I don't care what it looks like! It's comfortable. 2. Why do they print instructions so bloody small??? 3. Where did I leave my glasses? 4. Have I taken my pills already? 5. Now, what did I come in here for? 6. Sorry. I've forgotten what I was going to say. 7. Hm...	Mein	2	1045	04:21 PM Mar 18, 2022 by grahos
	Misheard lyrics (Preview) That's what I heard too....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdRL1R7d/	Bobdown	0	807	03:54 PM Mar 18, 2022 by Bobdown
	Typing Mistake (Preview) A priest, a rabbit and an Imam walk into a blood bank. The rabbit then said, "I think I'm a type o." -- Edited by Mein on Thursday 17th of March 2022 07:22:37 PM	Mein	1	986	03:48 AM Mar 17, 2022 by dorian
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