Just Joking

Mein · Mein

A husband and wife were watching a TV program about psychology in which the phenomenon of 'mixed emotions' was being explained. The husband turned to his wife and said, "What a load of nonsense! I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me feel both good and bad at the same time." The wife repli...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Aha

Bobdown · Bobdown

Quick one.......... Looks like it was scrapped after I posted......... -- Edited by Bobdown on Thursday 10th of March 2022 05:35:43 PM

Bobdown · Bobdown

Not bad....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeoBAXmp/

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

The Dark Absorber Theory For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they absorb dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Absorbers. The Dark Absorber Theory and the existence of dark absorbers prove tha...

Craig1 · Craig1

a good laugh https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2732591717036848 -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 10th of March 2022 10:33:23 AM

Bobdown · Bobdown

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

It is to be reported that no Lightbulb was hurt during the posting of this topic. Isnt this the truth in every Nomad Caravan Forum Question: How many group members does it take to change light bulb ? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experie...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Shouldn't be too difficult to sort out with western resources!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

One day Nick's wife asked him "What will he do if she were to die".Nick replied "I'll also die". She asked him "Why?"Nick replied "Well, you know I have a heart condition and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness". 2Chris Bruty and David Gaze

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good ending......

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

A crusty old biker from out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER : $2.00MEAT PIE : $2.25BACON & EGG PIE : $2.50BURGER WITH THE WORKS : $3...

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection . You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills! I'm looking for a place to live, can you help me?

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Craig1 · Craig1

a couple of new ones

Craig1 · Craig1

This is very clever ANAGRAMS This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails in a while. Someone out there Must be "deadly" at Scrabble.. (Wait till you see the last one)! PRESBYTERIAN : When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MO...

Mein · Mein

Son: Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Father: Yes, we arson. Why do bees stay in their hive throughout winter? 'Swarm. Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c? Because you can't see in the dark. How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced? A bucaneer. Why should you never buy flowers from a monk? To pre...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Mixed Emotions (Preview) A husband and wife were watching a TV program about psychology in which the phenomenon of 'mixed emotions' was being explained. The husband turned to his wife and said, "What a load of nonsense! I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me feel both good and bad at the same time." The wife repli...	Mein	1	817	10:32 AM Mar 11, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Wrinkles (Preview) Aha	Aus-Kiwi	1	869	06:43 PM Mar 10, 2022 by rgren2
	Brotherly love (Preview) Quick one.......... Looks like it was scrapped after I posted......... -- Edited by Bobdown on Thursday 10th of March 2022 05:35:43 PM	Bobdown	0	791	03:57 PM Mar 10, 2022 by Bobdown
	Dead funny (Preview) Not bad....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeoBAXmp/	Bobdown	2	1347	03:15 PM Mar 10, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	The Dark Absorber Theory (Preview) The Dark Absorber Theory For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they absorb dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Absorbers. The Dark Absorber Theory and the existence of dark absorbers prove tha...	Mike Harding	12	1473	03:09 PM Mar 10, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Dolly (Preview) a good laugh https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2732591717036848 -- Edited by Craig1 on Thursday 10th of March 2022 10:33:23 AM	Craig1	5	1079	11:47 AM Mar 10, 2022 by Bobdown
	TEXAS MEMES.......scary (Preview)	Bobdown	0	698	11:44 AM Mar 10, 2022 by Bobdown
	The Hotel Lobby (Preview) A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'	Rob Driver	4	642	11:38 AM Mar 10, 2022 by Rob Driver
	Familiar Posts (Preview) It is to be reported that no Lightbulb was hurt during the posting of this topic. Isnt this the truth in every Nomad Caravan Forum Question: How many group members does it take to change light bulb ? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experie...	Rob Driver	1	732	10:38 AM Mar 10, 2022 by peter67
	putin's war desk (Preview) Shouldn't be too difficult to sort out with western resources!	Whenarewethere	6	1072	11:47 PM Mar 9, 2022 by oldbloke
	One day Nick's wife (Preview) One day Nick's wife asked him "What will he do if she were to die".Nick replied "I'll also die". She asked him "Why?"Nick replied "Well, you know I have a heart condition and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness". 2Chris Bruty and David Gaze	aussie_paul	1	804	07:15 PM Mar 9, 2022 by grahos
	Test of Patience (Preview) Good ending......	Bobdown	2	1117	10:08 AM Mar 8, 2022 by grahos
	I will have something from the menu (Preview) A crusty old biker from out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER : $2.00MEAT PIE : $2.25BACON & EGG PIE : $2.50BURGER WITH THE WORKS : $3...	Rob Driver	2	800	09:53 AM Mar 7, 2022 by dorian
	And before we save the world (Preview)	Rob Driver	22	1622	06:50 PM Mar 6, 2022 by Greg 1
	Rooms to rent, please (Preview) The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection . You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills! I'm looking for a place to live, can you help me?	Rob Driver	0	666	09:45 AM Mar 6, 2022 by Rob Driver
	Not too good at the moment (Preview)	Rob Driver	0	672	09:27 AM Mar 6, 2022 by Rob Driver
	Calvin... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	956	11:41 AM Mar 5, 2022 by aussie_paul
	covid stuff again (Preview) a couple of new ones	Craig1	4	994	10:15 AM Mar 5, 2022 by Bobdown
	Annna Graams (Preview) This is very clever ANAGRAMS This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails in a while. Someone out there Must be "deadly" at Scrabble.. (Wait till you see the last one)! PRESBYTERIAN : When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MO...	Craig1	4	824	08:23 AM Mar 4, 2022 by erad
	Quickies (Preview) Son: Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Father: Yes, we arson. Why do bees stay in their hive throughout winter? 'Swarm. Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c? Because you can't see in the dark. How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced? A bucaneer. Why should you never buy flowers from a monk? To pre...	Mein	1	697	10:56 PM Mar 3, 2022 by Rob Driver
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