Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

About a week ago I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do) and I noticed a person who was wearing a mask with a knife in hand, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.Suddenly my neighbor came from behind and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly...

Possum3 · Possum3

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes.The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...

oldbloke · oldbloke

https://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fg

Possum3 · Possum3

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Craig1 · Craig1

if only

Possum3 · Possum3

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Bobdown · Bobdown

How to pi$$ off your opponent............

Possum3 · Possum3

dorian · dorian

https://rentahitman.com/Everyone should know by now that the Dark & Deep webs are not safe places to shop for your nefarious deeds. There are lots of potentially dangerous sites, ripe with viruses, and fraud runs rampant there. Your privacy is NOT guaranteed and your informat...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.Shocked, she asked, 'What in the world are you doing?'The daughter replied,'Mum, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Deserved it.Child-Bride: I've got splinters in my hand from that old broom.Me: Well you're silly - why didn't you take the car?Doc reckons I'll be able to see out of my right eye soon.

Possum3 · Possum3

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Magnarc · Magnarc

If I wanted to avoid meeting a pessimistic philospher I would Schopenhauer earlier.

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	The neighbour (Preview) About a week ago I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night (as I often do) and I noticed a person who was wearing a mask with a knife in hand, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden.Suddenly my neighbor came from behind and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly...	aussie_paul	2	1289	08:23 AM Dec 17, 2021 by Blues Man
	Punography. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1033	10:49 PM Dec 16, 2021 by chappy
	Golf.... (Preview) A husband and a wife were out enjoying a round of golf about to tee off on the third hole which was lined with beautiful homes.The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and sh...	aussie_paul	0	762	08:18 PM Dec 16, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Who's first? (Preview) https://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fg	oldbloke	0	1007	09:18 PM Dec 15, 2021 by oldbloke
	Decoration. (Preview)	Possum3	9	2370	05:37 PM Dec 15, 2021 by Cassie63
	Australian Reindeer. (Preview)	Possum3	3	1092	04:25 PM Dec 15, 2021 by Bobdown
	Bloke thing (Preview) if only	Craig1	4	971	11:56 AM Dec 15, 2021 by yobarr
	Damn it. (Preview)	Possum3	0	672	08:02 AM Dec 15, 2021 by Possum3
	Place Names. (Preview)	Possum3	0	792	11:53 AM Dec 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Golf (Preview) How to pi$$ off your opponent............	Bobdown	0	913	11:15 AM Dec 14, 2021 by Bobdown
	New Way. (Preview)	Possum3	0	672	07:37 AM Dec 14, 2021 by Possum3
	Rent-A-Hitman (Preview) https://rentahitman.com/Everyone should know by now that the Dark & Deep webs are not safe places to shop for your nefarious deeds. There are lots of potentially dangerous sites, ripe with viruses, and fraud runs rampant there. Your privacy is NOT guaranteed and your informat...	dorian	2	865	05:22 AM Dec 14, 2021 by dorian
	This is good (Preview) As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.Shocked, she asked, 'What in the world are you doing?'The daughter replied,'Mum, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this...	aussie_paul	1	885	04:55 PM Dec 13, 2021 by Craig1
	Sexual Relations? (Preview)	Possum3	1	977	01:12 PM Dec 13, 2021 by Bobdown
	2021 Nativity. (Preview)	Possum3	1	757	11:25 PM Dec 12, 2021 by chappy
	Deserved it. (Preview) Deserved it.Child-Bride: I've got splinters in my hand from that old broom.Me: Well you're silly - why didn't you take the car?Doc reckons I'll be able to see out of my right eye soon.	aussie_paul	0	896	01:45 PM Dec 12, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Mask in car. (Preview)	Possum3	3	787	12:30 PM Dec 12, 2021 by dabbler
	Fine dining. (Preview)	Possum3	0	977	09:53 AM Dec 12, 2021 by Possum3
	Just like that. (Preview)	Possum3	0	839	09:21 AM Dec 12, 2021 by Possum3
	Philosophers. (Preview) If I wanted to avoid meeting a pessimistic philospher I would Schopenhauer earlier.	Magnarc	3	843	07:49 AM Dec 12, 2021 by dorian
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