Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He looks at the first priest and says, Hey, Im Jesus Christ!The priest replies, No son, youre not.So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, Hey, Im Jesus Christ! To which the second priest replies, No son, youre not.Finally, the drunk ha...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Irish NunIn Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was dying. The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable.They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitc...

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A teenager approached his grandmother nervously and asked her a question.Granny, have you seen a bottle of pills lying around? The label says LSD, he asked.The grandmother swung around quickly as the boy prepared to be scolded.To hell with the pills! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.His bookkeeper is deaf.That was the reason he got the job in the first place.It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido abo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Mrs. Donovan was walking down OConnell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.The Father said, Top o the mornin To ye! Arent ye Mrs. Donovan And didnt I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?She replied, Aye, that ye did, Father.The Father asked, And be there Any wee little ones yet?She...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving.""Well, y...

Magnarc · Magnarc

Cyclist riding along the towpath finds the nude body of a man with a Weetbix protruding from his anus. Police are looking for a cereal killer. -- Edited by Magnarc on Tuesday 2nd of September 2025 07:29:01 AM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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Half price fare.An airline introduced a half-price fare for women accompanying their husbands on business trips.Expecting valuable testimonials, the airline wrote to all of the wives whod used the special rate, asking them if they enjoyed their trip.Letters are still pouring in asking, What tr...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

And you thought you'd out smarted them Authorities found a Nigerian man dead in his apartment surrounded by more than $17billon US in cash. Seems he'd been trying to give it away for yrs but no one would reply to his emails

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old man at the end of a jetty was selling seagulls $2.50 for one, or three for five bucks.A curious tourist approached him and said, Ill take one, please, before handing over his money.The old man pocketed the money, pointed up to the sky and said: See that one there? Thats your one.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Man driving up windy country road.Woman driving down windy country road.As cars pass each other woman yells out window; "PIG!"Man retorts "BITCH!"Man rounds next curve and the man crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road, and dies.Thought for the day; IF MEN WOULD JUST LISTEN.

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Drunk and the Priests (Preview) A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He looks at the first priest and says, Hey, Im Jesus Christ!The priest replies, No son, youre not.So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, Hey, Im Jesus Christ! To which the second priest replies, No son, youre not.Finally, the drunk ha...	aussie_paul	0	452	08:09 PM Sep 6, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Irish Nun.. (Preview) Irish NunIn Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was dying. The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable.They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitc...	aussie_paul	0	418	07:52 PM Sep 6, 2025 by aussie_paul
	And another lol.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	503	12:46 PM Sep 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Senior.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	409	12:41 PM Sep 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Another lol.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	431	12:39 PM Sep 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	lol.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	334	12:37 PM Sep 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Paddy's wife.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	401	12:34 PM Sep 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A teenager.. (Preview) A teenager approached his grandmother nervously and asked her a question.Granny, have you seen a bottle of pills lying around? The label says LSD, he asked.The grandmother swung around quickly as the boy prepared to be scolded.To hell with the pills! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!	aussie_paul	0	493	09:53 PM Sep 3, 2025 by aussie_paul
	What money.. (Preview) A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.His bookkeeper is deaf.That was the reason he got the job in the first place.It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido abo...	aussie_paul	0	464	09:51 PM Sep 3, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Mrs. Donovan.. (Preview) Mrs. Donovan was walking down OConnell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.The Father said, Top o the mornin To ye! Arent ye Mrs. Donovan And didnt I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?She replied, Aye, that ye did, Father.The Father asked, And be there Any wee little ones yet?She...	aussie_paul	0	411	09:46 PM Sep 3, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Elderly Lady. (Preview) My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving.""Well, y...	aussie_paul	0	398	09:40 PM Sep 3, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Breaking news! (Preview) Cyclist riding along the towpath finds the nude body of a man with a Weetbix protruding from his anus. Police are looking for a cereal killer. -- Edited by Magnarc on Tuesday 2nd of September 2025 07:29:01 AM	Magnarc	0	598	07:28 AM Sep 2, 2025 by Magnarc
	Dangerous sports.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	415	10:30 PM Sep 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Half price fare.. (Preview) Half price fare.An airline introduced a half-price fare for women accompanying their husbands on business trips.Expecting valuable testimonials, the airline wrote to all of the wives whod used the special rate, asking them if they enjoyed their trip.Letters are still pouring in asking, What tr...	aussie_paul	0	424	10:29 PM Sep 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	And you thought.. (Preview) And you thought you'd out smarted them Authorities found a Nigerian man dead in his apartment surrounded by more than $17billon US in cash. Seems he'd been trying to give it away for yrs but no one would reply to his emails	aussie_paul	0	395	10:24 PM Sep 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Email.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	404	10:23 PM Sep 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	An old man.. (Preview) An old man at the end of a jetty was selling seagulls $2.50 for one, or three for five bucks.A curious tourist approached him and said, Ill take one, please, before handing over his money.The old man pocketed the money, pointed up to the sky and said: See that one there? Thats your one.	aussie_paul	0	399	10:19 PM Sep 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Short story... (Preview) Man driving up windy country road.Woman driving down windy country road.As cars pass each other woman yells out window; "PIG!"Man retorts "BITCH!"Man rounds next curve and the man crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road, and dies.Thought for the day; IF MEN WOULD JUST LISTEN.	aussie_paul	0	378	10:18 PM Sep 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	While in China.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	408	05:56 PM Sep 1, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Coupla funnies. (Preview)	rgren2	0	613	10:26 AM Aug 29, 2025 by rgren2
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