Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

As a band of squirrels had become quite a problem, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine wi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

As a band of squirrels had become quite a problem, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine wi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Returning home a day early from an out-of-town business trip, a man caught a taxi from the airport shortly after midnight. On the cab journey, he confided to the driver that he thought his wife was having an affair. As they pulled up outside his house, the businessman asked the driver: Would you come in...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Returning home a day early from an out-of-town business trip, a man caught a taxi from the airport shortly after midnight. On the cab journey, he confided to the driver that he thought his wife was having an affair. As they pulled up outside his house, the businessman asked the driver: Would you come in...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Creating a visual framework. Keeping the presentation simple. Balancing colours and textures. Ensuring proper portion sizes. Highlighting the key ingredients.

BarneyBDB · BarneyBDB

BarneyBDB · BarneyBDB

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair 'Want anyth...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

a loved family member is dying and needs a brain transplant. The doctor informs the family that they are able to buy a new brain, It will cost $10,000.00 for a male. The family gasp, "I can get you one for half price, it is a female brain."

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Sorry to my trucker mates!!! A trucker's wife saw three parrots for sale,$170, $160, $10.She asked the store owner why the third parrot was so cheap.He told her is was marked down as it had lived in a whorehouse.The woman just laughed.She bought the $10 parrot and took it home.When the woman's two daug...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Three men awaited execution by firing squad in the condemned cell, from which the site of their forthcoming ordeal could be clearly seen.The first, an Englishman, was taken out and stood against the wall. As the 5 man firing squad raised their rifles, he suddenly shouted "Avalanche!" at the top of hi...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A teacher is marking off the attendance roll when she comes across the name 'Hijkm'. She says "I'm sorry I am not sure how to pronounce this name." Then spells it out. A girl raises her hand and says... that's me and it's pronounced Noelle.

BarneyBDB · BarneyBDB

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

And just like that, it was an Easter Miracle

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

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	Squirrels Find Religion (Preview) As a band of squirrels had become quite a problem, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine wi...	aussie_paul	0	351	07:41 PM Apr 9, 2026 by aussie_paul
	Squirrels Find Religion (Preview) As a band of squirrels had become quite a problem, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine wi...	aussie_paul	0	300	07:40 PM Apr 9, 2026 by aussie_paul
	Returning home.. (Preview) Returning home a day early from an out-of-town business trip, a man caught a taxi from the airport shortly after midnight. On the cab journey, he confided to the driver that he thought his wife was having an affair. As they pulled up outside his house, the businessman asked the driver: Would you come in...	aussie_paul	0	350	07:38 PM Apr 9, 2026 by aussie_paul
	Returning home.. (Preview) Returning home a day early from an out-of-town business trip, a man caught a taxi from the airport shortly after midnight. On the cab journey, he confided to the driver that he thought his wife was having an affair. As they pulled up outside his house, the businessman asked the driver: Would you come in...	aussie_paul	0	278	07:37 PM Apr 9, 2026 by aussie_paul
	Dinner.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	372	07:35 PM Apr 9, 2026 by aussie_paul
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	The five basic elements of plating involve (Preview) Creating a visual framework. Keeping the presentation simple. Balancing colours and textures. Ensuring proper portion sizes. Highlighting the key ingredients.	Whenarewethere	1	448	05:08 PM Apr 8, 2026 by Ineedabiggerboat
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	Memories ...... (Preview) Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair 'Want anyth...	BarneyBDB	0	403	07:19 PM Apr 7, 2026 by BarneyBDB
	Ops ladies.. (Preview) a loved family member is dying and needs a brain transplant. The doctor informs the family that they are able to buy a new brain, It will cost $10,000.00 for a male. The family gasp, "I can get you one for half price, it is a female brain."	aussie_paul	1	411	05:31 PM Apr 7, 2026 by Joda
	New Parrot.. (Preview) Sorry to my trucker mates!!! A trucker's wife saw three parrots for sale,$170, $160, $10.She asked the store owner why the third parrot was so cheap.He told her is was marked down as it had lived in a whorehouse.The woman just laughed.She bought the $10 parrot and took it home.When the woman's two daug...	aussie_paul	0	319	03:04 PM Apr 7, 2026 by aussie_paul
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	The mad Irishman.... (Preview) Three men awaited execution by firing squad in the condemned cell, from which the site of their forthcoming ordeal could be clearly seen.The first, an Englishman, was taken out and stood against the wall. As the 5 man firing squad raised their rifles, he suddenly shouted "Avalanche!" at the top of hi...	aussie_paul	0	309	02:59 PM Apr 7, 2026 by aussie_paul
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	Siobhan, Caoimhe, Hijkm (Preview) A teacher is marking off the attendance roll when she comes across the name 'Hijkm'. She says "I'm sorry I am not sure how to pronounce this name." Then spells it out. A girl raises her hand and says... that's me and it's pronounced Noelle.	Whenarewethere	2	593	08:25 AM Apr 7, 2026 by rmoor
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