Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do yo...

Craig1 · Craig1

Thanks to Aussie Paul and the other few reprobates who contributed this year. cheers Craig

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

erad · erad

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMASOn the first day of Christmas my true love said to me; Im glad we bought a turkey and a Christmas tree On the second day of Christmas, much laughter could be heard, as we tucked into the turkey - a most delicious bird On the third day we entertained th...

erad · erad

Time to trot out this old chestnut... XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESanta?s alarm clock didn?t go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30minutes to roun...

erad · erad

Time to trot out this old chestnut... XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESanta?s alarm clock didn?t go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30minutes to roun...

erad · erad

The Titanic set off on its maiden voyage. The First and Second class passengers were all well entertained with top class acts, but the poor Third class passengers had to make do with a Third Class magician. He had a parrot which sat on his Left shou;der and whenever he did a magic trick, the parrot would...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

red with Your friends A joke...It snowed last night.8:00 am - I made a snowman8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women eve...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

So far today God, I have done alright.I havent gossiped. I havent lost my temper, and havent been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over indulgent. And I havent told anyone to mind their own business and stay out of mine. I am really glad about that.But in a few minutes, God, Im going to get out of bed; and...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A few days before his wife's birthday:Husband: Dear. "What would you like for your present?"Wife: "I really don't think I should say."Husband: "How about a diamond ring?"Wife: "I don't care much for diamonds."Husband: "Well then, how about a mink coat?"Wife: "You know I do not like furs."Husband...

BarneyBDB · BarneyBDB

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Golfer with real balls..... The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,I don't have time for the gums to get numb.I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!We have a 10:00 am tee...

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Magnarc · Magnarc

There is no truth to the rumour that the film Gone with the Wind was originally titled "Depart with the Fart"

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

of Australia Medal struck for Australian Politicians.

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	The Rectum Stretcher.. (Preview) A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do yo...	aussie_paul	0	486	08:06 PM Dec 19, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Thanks for the 2025 Laughs (Preview) Thanks to Aussie Paul and the other few reprobates who contributed this year. cheers Craig	Craig1	7	656	10:10 AM Dec 18, 2025 by rmoor
	Flute Player (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	1	594	08:21 AM Dec 17, 2025 by Magnarc
	The twelve days of Christmas (Preview) THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMASOn the first day of Christmas my true love said to me; Im glad we bought a turkey and a Christmas tree On the second day of Christmas, much laughter could be heard, as we tucked into the turkey - a most delicious bird On the third day we entertained th...	erad	0	554	09:58 PM Dec 15, 2025 by erad
	Christmas Eve at the North Pole (Preview) Time to trot out this old chestnut... XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESanta?s alarm clock didn?t go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30minutes to roun...	erad	0	499	09:57 PM Dec 15, 2025 by erad
	Christmas Eve at the North Pole (Preview) Time to trot out this old chestnut... XMAS EVE AT THE NORTH POLESanta?s alarm clock didn?t go off as planned. He wakes up 3 hours late. He rushes around to get his reindeer yoked up, but because of his panic, they got spooked and disappeared into the forest. It took him another 30minutes to roun...	erad	0	429	09:56 PM Dec 15, 2025 by erad
	Titanic (Preview) The Titanic set off on its maiden voyage. The First and Second class passengers were all well entertained with top class acts, but the poor Third class passengers had to make do with a Third Class magician. He had a parrot which sat on his Left shou;der and whenever he did a magic trick, the parrot would...	erad	0	549	11:11 PM Dec 14, 2025 by erad
	The Lord said (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	634	07:25 PM Dec 12, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	When.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	636	08:45 PM Dec 11, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A man and woman.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	481	08:38 PM Dec 11, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Pop says.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	473	08:36 PM Dec 11, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Be careful... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	460	08:34 PM Dec 11, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A joke.. (Preview) red with Your friends A joke...It snowed last night.8:00 am - I made a snowman8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women eve...	aussie_paul	1	635	05:37 PM Dec 10, 2025 by Haggisman
	A Morning Prayer (Preview) So far today God, I have done alright.I havent gossiped. I havent lost my temper, and havent been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over indulgent. And I havent told anyone to mind their own business and stay out of mine. I am really glad about that.But in a few minutes, God, Im going to get out of bed; and...	aussie_paul	0	485	03:53 PM Dec 10, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Ultimate Birthday Present for the Wife.. (Preview) A few days before his wife's birthday:Husband: Dear. "What would you like for your present?"Wife: "I really don't think I should say."Husband: "How about a diamond ring?"Wife: "I don't care much for diamonds."Husband: "Well then, how about a mink coat?"Wife: "You know I do not like furs."Husband...	aussie_paul	0	451	03:52 PM Dec 10, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Best Florist sign ... (Preview)	BarneyBDB	1	610	07:37 AM Dec 6, 2025 by Magnarc
	Golfer with real balls..... (Preview) Golfer with real balls..... The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,I don't have time for the gums to get numb.I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!We have a 10:00 am tee...	aussie_paul	0	501	09:39 PM Dec 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A recent study.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	449	09:34 PM Dec 5, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Flatulence (Preview) There is no truth to the rumour that the film Gone with the Wind was originally titled "Depart with the Fart"	Magnarc	0	503	12:30 PM Dec 5, 2025 by Magnarc
	New Order (Preview) of Australia Medal struck for Australian Politicians.	aussie_paul	0	533	06:53 PM Dec 4, 2025 by aussie_paul
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