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Increase vehicle performance
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Patrick.
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Patrick is flying a 737 across the Atlantic, sends this to Shannon tower: "We have lost one engine, what can I do?" " Bring the plane down to 10,000 ft that should do the trick" "Roger thankyou" Ten miutes later. " Tower we have lost the other engine, what can I do?" Repeat after me, Our Father..............
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Black and Blue all over
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Q; What is Black and Blue all over, and found floating in Dublin Harbour? A. A person who tells Irish Jokes.
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Museum of fire
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I've learnt..
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Big breaths..
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A Man..
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BEING A SENIOR CITIZEN REALLY SUCKS!!!*
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THE GIRL ACROSS THE STREET - She's gorgeous, voluptuous and single! She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door,...
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Grandma..
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A tired dog
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Don't try this at home.
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2029
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Dead dog
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3 times married
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Judy married Ted and they had 13 children. Ted died.She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bobwas killed in a car accident 12 years later.Judy remarried again, and this time, she and John had 5 morechildren. Judy finally dies, after having 25 children.Standing before her coffin, the...
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Trout
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Titanic
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For the first trip of the Titanic, the third class passengers wee to be entertained by a third class magician. He had a parrot which sat on his shoulder, and would squak "its in his pocket" or "he hid it behind his ear" whenever he did his third class tricks. Then the inevitable happened, and the ship san...
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Peace
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Doctor: "You'll be at peace soon." Man: "Am I dying?" Doctor: "No, your wife is."
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QUICK, CALL THE VET
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An old one..
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Wrinkled clothing
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