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Cold water.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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910
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Whole wheat.
(Preview)
Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex. Elmer says, Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old! Leon replies, Youre kidding! I cant even manage to do it once! Whats your secret? To which Elmer said, Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. Im not kidding! S...
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Possum3
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0
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876
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Texan.
(Preview)
A Texan went to the city and thought he would buy a new city outfit. He went into fancy department store and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, Yes maam. Ya see, Im from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit. Her eyes lit up as she asked, Where would you like to start? W...
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Possum3
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0
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1053
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Spin.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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836
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Big Green Shed.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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904
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A bit tight in the peak.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1084
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007.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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966
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Prayer for a perfect life
(Preview)
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Craig1
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1
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1098
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A good oldy from John O’Reilly .
(Preview)
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what wa...
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Aus-Kiwi
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0
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1228
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Ailine upgrade.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1303
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Deodorant.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1062
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Damaged car.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1143
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Health check.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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868
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Climate Summit.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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922
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Anything to Declare?
(Preview)
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anolphart
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1
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1050
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Two women were playing golf.
(Preview)
Two women were playing golf.One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to...
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Possum3
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0
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874
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Look what I made.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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797
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From West Australian.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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2
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944
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Relatable.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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549
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Paddy.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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813
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