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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Oops.. "Sir, please understand, to buy anti depressant tablets, you really need a proper prescription....Simply showing me your Marriage Certificate and a photo of your wife, is not enough!"..... -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 4th of February 2022 05:13:10 PM

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Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:11. "What the @#$% do you mean, were sinking?"~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.10. "What the @#$% was that?"~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 19459...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Don't mess with usI know I shouldn't have done this, but I am 74 years old and I was in the McDonalds drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing off obscenities at me because I was taking too long to place my order.Anyway when I got to the first window I pa...

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I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?Where do they go? Wonder no more!It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for lif...

Craig1 · Craig1

Talk about over qualified! The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland,seemed to be far too qualified for the job;given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her jobas a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, I hav...

Craig1 · Craig1

Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd, got economists thinking when he said: "A cyclist is a disaster for a country's economy. He does not buy a car and does not take a car loan. Does not buy car insurance. Does not buy fuel. Does not send his car for servicing and repairs. Does not use paid parking. D...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2....

Bobdown · Bobdown

Good old Biden, a bit muddled. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeg4av76/

Bobdown · Bobdown

>>> Heres some new information that may be of interest to all of us. >>> >>> We are still battling Covid 19 and the next strain is already here. The NILE >>> Virus, type C. Virologists have identified a new Nile Virus - type C. It appears to target those who were bo...

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Craig1 · Craig1

The letter read:Dear Lt. Colonel Maclaren,We write to confirm that you retired from the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards on 1st March 2001 at the rank of Lt Colonel, having been commissioned into the British Army at Edinburgh Castle as a 2nd Lieutenant on 1st February 1366.Accordingly your lump sum paym...

Bobdown · Bobdown

A group of women from Brisbane, Australia were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Pharmacist to customer: (Preview) Oops.. "Sir, please understand, to buy anti depressant tablets, you really need a proper prescription....Simply showing me your Marriage Certificate and a photo of your wife, is not enough!"..... -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 4th of February 2022 05:13:10 PM	aussie_paul	2	1247	02:47 PM Feb 4, 2022 by dorian
	lol... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	1065	11:59 AM Feb 4, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Question: When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable? (Preview) Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:11. "What the @#$% do you mean, were sinking?"~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.10. "What the @#$% was that?"~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 19459...	Possum3	4	2057	11:05 AM Feb 4, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	Fur Babies (Preview)	Rob Driver	0	1054	06:36 PM Feb 3, 2022 by Rob Driver
	Don't mess with us.... (Preview) Don't mess with usI know I shouldn't have done this, but I am 74 years old and I was in the McDonalds drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing off obscenities at me because I was taking too long to place my order.Anyway when I got to the first window I pa...	aussie_paul	0	767	03:35 PM Feb 3, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Doubtful. (Preview)	Possum3	0	841	01:21 PM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Pull my finger. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1078	12:02 PM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Risque Content. (Preview)	Possum3	0	688	11:59 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Perspective on life. (Preview)	Possum3	0	622	11:57 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Outdoors. (Preview)	Possum3	0	594	11:51 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Dead Penguins (Preview) I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?Where do they go? Wonder no more!It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for lif...	Possum3	0	618	11:48 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Possum3
	Over qualified (Preview) Talk about over qualified! The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Queensland,seemed to be far too qualified for the job;given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her jobas a social worker and school teacher. The foreman frowned and said, *I hav...*	Craig1	2	842	01:13 AM Feb 3, 2022 by Greg 1
	A Cyclist- worthless (Preview) Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Exim Bank Ltd, got economists thinking when he said: "A cyclist is a disaster for a country's economy. He does not buy a car and does not take a car loan. Does not buy car insurance. Does not buy fuel. Does not send his car for servicing and repairs. Does not use paid parking. D...	Craig1	12	1414	05:57 PM Feb 2, 2022 by Craig1
	WHY GOD MADE MUMS.... (Preview) Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2....	aussie_paul	0	702	02:14 PM Feb 2, 2022 by aussie_paul
	That explains it......... (Preview) Good old Biden, a bit muddled. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeg4av76/	Bobdown	2	690	12:08 PM Feb 2, 2022 by Roy E
	New Strain (Preview) >>> Heres some new information that may be of interest to all of us. >>> >>> We are still battling Covid 19 and the next strain is already here. The NILE >>> Virus, type C. Virologists have identified a new Nile Virus - type C. It appears to target those who were bo...	Bobdown	1	640	09:23 AM Feb 2, 2022 by Bow
	Ring (Preview)	Bobdown	1	594	11:33 AM Feb 1, 2022 by Craig1
	Military Pension-Issues (Preview) The letter read:Dear Lt. Colonel Maclaren,We write to confirm that you retired from the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards on 1st March 2001 at the rank of Lt Colonel, having been commissioned into the British Army at Edinburgh Castle as a 2nd Lieutenant on 1st February 1366.Accordingly your lump sum paym...	Craig1	2	797	08:19 AM Feb 1, 2022 by Whenarewethere
	men vs women (Preview) A group of women from Brisbane, Australia were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"...	Bobdown	0	612	11:30 AM Jan 31, 2022 by Bobdown
	Mood ring. (Preview)	Possum3	1	875	12:38 PM Jan 30, 2022 by Roy E
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