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On The Farm.
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A horse and a chicken are playing in the meadow on the farm.Suddenly the horse falls into a really deep mud hole and starts to sink.He calls out to his friend the chicken to go and get the farmer, to help pull him out.The chicken runs off quickly up to the farmhouse to find the farmer.Unfortunately the far...
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At the Barber Shop
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Barak Obama and Donald Trump somehow ended up at the same barber shop, can you just imagine As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the aftershave. Donald was quick to stop h...
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Talking Dog For Sale
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A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.'He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there."Do you really talk?" he asks the dog."Yes," the Labrador replies.After recovering fr...
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3 Irish men in a car…
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Don't do Tiktok normally, this one not bad.......... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeV5P1qP/
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Still more Funnies
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Colonoscopy Journal:
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I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointmentfor a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a colour diagram of thecolon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the...
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The wonder years...
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Rabbits
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It's a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed.Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free andeasily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in...
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More funnies....
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For my Scottish Mates...
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Again.
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Birthday surprise.
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A husband was trying to decide what to get his wife for her birthday.When the day came he had finally settled on the perfect present to show his appreciation for her.When she woke up he ordered her to stay in bed and relax.As she lay there, looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up...
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Todays Funnies 2
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Bath time
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Fatal.
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A healthy young man wakes up one morning and isn't feeling too great"Hhe calls in sick to his manager at work and tells his wife that he's going to see the family doctor for a checkup.His elderly doctor checks him over, runs some blood tests and says,"Sorry son, but I'm afraid that I have some bad news for...
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Rembrandt....
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Djokovic Sandwich?
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Another Truism
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It's funny because it's true
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https://edition.cnn.com/2022/01/14/business/british-energy-company-eon-next-socks-energy-crisis/index.html
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