Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

A Bloody Great Aussie Poem, Mate The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock The co*ky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock . He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams He stopped and turned a windmill on to f...

Mein · Mein

I have no idea who this woman is but, she seems to know you!

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Mein · Mein

The other day, I was standing in line waiting to pay for my groceries at a supermarket. The guy in front of me turned around and I saw that he wasn't wearing a mask.I asked him, "How come you're not wearing a mask?" He replied, "Well you can see I've got a big nose. I can't wear masks."I responded, "I can't se...

Possum3 · Possum3

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: "I'm the Boss!"He then attached it to his office door.Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had tap...

Craig1 · Craig1

never knew that! Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you? Eight, the boy replied. The man continued, Do you know what these are used for? The boy replied,...

Bobdown · Bobdown

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Warning... a few F's https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeny47mU/

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oldbloke · oldbloke

https://youtu.be/gO8N3L_aERg

Possum3 · Possum3

A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor.The call is picked up by the clerk on the reception desk.The clerk answers,"May I help you?"The man says,"Yes, I'm in room 858""You need to send someone to my room immediately""What seems to be the problem sir?"Asks the clerk,"I'm ha...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

What's really inside the masks.

Possum3 · Possum3

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	Great Aussie Poem (Preview) *A Bloody Great Aussie Poem, Mate* *The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock* The coky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock .* He drove around the paddocks checking wethers, ewes and lambs, The float valves in the water troughs, the windmills on the dams He stopped and turned a windmill on to f...	Bobdown	3	1254	08:18 AM Feb 18, 2022 by Blues Man
	She knows you! (Preview) I have no idea who this woman is but, she seems to know you!	Mein	0	509	03:07 AM Feb 18, 2022 by Mein
	Now days. (Preview)	Possum3	1	897	11:29 AM Feb 17, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
	lol. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	989	01:26 PM Feb 16, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Talent? (Preview)	Possum3	0	821	09:48 AM Feb 16, 2022 by Possum3
	Dad. (Preview)	Possum3	0	642	09:39 AM Feb 16, 2022 by Possum3
	Big nose, no mask (Preview) The other day, I was standing in line waiting to pay for my groceries at a supermarket. The guy in front of me turned around and I saw that he wasn't wearing a mask.I asked him, "How come you're not wearing a mask?" He replied, "Well you can see I've got a big nose. I can't wear masks."I responded, "I can't se...	Mein	0	600	12:29 AM Feb 16, 2022 by Mein
	Ponderings of Earl. (Preview)	Possum3	4	1377	07:32 AM Feb 15, 2022 by dogbox
	The boss.... (Preview) The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: "I'm the Boss!"He then attached it to his office door.Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had tap...	aussie_paul	1	995	11:26 AM Feb 14, 2022 by Craig1
	He's My Brother (Preview) never knew that! Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you? Eight, the boy replied. The man continued, Do you know what these are used for? The boy replied,...	Craig1	5	1477	11:23 AM Feb 14, 2022 by Craig1
	Why women live longer (Preview) https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSenytHTB/	Bobdown	0	975	03:31 PM Feb 13, 2022 by Bobdown
	Drunk parents (Preview) Warning... a few F's https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeny47mU/	Bobdown	0	814	03:30 PM Feb 13, 2022 by Bobdown
	Valentine's Day. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1029	09:23 AM Feb 13, 2022 by SoloMC
	Totally green. (Preview)	Possum3	0	869	07:30 AM Feb 12, 2022 by Possum3
	Fish n Chips. (Preview)	Possum3	1	873	04:42 PM Feb 11, 2022 by Bobdown
	Emergency preparedness drill (Preview) https://youtu.be/gO8N3L_aERg	oldbloke	1	729	04:26 PM Feb 11, 2022 by Cupie
	Room 858. (Preview) A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor.The call is picked up by the clerk on the reception desk.The clerk answers,"May I help you?"The man says,"Yes, I'm in room 858""You need to send someone to my room immediately""What seems to be the problem sir?"Asks the clerk,"I'm ha...	Possum3	0	826	11:07 AM Feb 11, 2022 by Possum3
	Inevitable. (Preview)	Possum3	0	743	08:22 AM Feb 11, 2022 by Possum3
	Masks (Preview) What's really inside the masks.	Bobdown	6	1200	08:08 AM Feb 11, 2022 by Blues Man
	Learner Driver. (Preview)	Possum3	0	688	08:01 AM Feb 11, 2022 by Possum3
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