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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
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"Please Do Not Disturb me,disturbed."=======================================A
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* Beware **
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I ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward...
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Paddy.
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A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I wil...
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11 Commandments for Marrriage
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The 10 Commandments of MarriageCommandment 1 Marriages are made in heavenbut then again, so is thunder and lightning Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3 Marriage is grand-- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Co...
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Vale Jethro
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Only found out yesterday that Geoffrey Rowe aka Jethro, who was often mentioned on this site, passed away on the 14th December. Very funny man.
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More mornin after
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Morning after New Year Party in Calgary Zoo
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Scary Armies
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A list of 8 Scary Armies.... Watch the video see them in action..... 1. Costa Rica2. Iraq. ...3. North Korea. ...4. Eritrea. ...5. Nigeria. ...6. The Philippines. ...7. Tajikistan. ...8. Mongolia. Watch it a couple times.........lol
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Fail Sobriety Test
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Tennis.
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Postman.
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First one home wins.
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HOW MUCH PAINT.
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Sven and Ollie live in the same apartment building in identical flats. Sven visits Ollie and sees that he just painted his flat and it looks great.He says, Ollie, this looks amazing. How many cans of paint did you buy? Ollie says he bought seven. ..The next day Sven drives to the store, buys seven cans o...
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Lawyer.
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The Church of The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.The volunteer opened the meeting by saying,"Our research shows that even though your annual income is well over tw...
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Local pub.
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Daddy Longlegs.
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.He went over to her to see what work of God had ca...
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Arthur is 85 years old.
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He's played golf every day since his retirement 20 years ago.One day, he arrives home looking downcast."That's it...." he tells his wife, "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad."Oh no!" she replied.Arthur then tells her, "Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went!"His wife sympathi...
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Blue Grass.
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The donkey told the tiger, "The grass is blue." The tiger replied, "No, the grass is green ."The discussion became heated, and the two decided to submit the issue to arbitration, so they approached the lion. As they approached the lion on his throne, the donkey started screaming: Your Highness, isn'...
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Volunteer Fire Brigade.
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One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long, it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around.After fighting the fire for over an hour, the plant president approached the fire chief and said, All our secret formul...
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From a woman's perspective.
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I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctors office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his off...
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