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An old man..
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An old man at the end of a jetty was selling seagulls $2.50 for one, or three for five bucks.A curious tourist approached him and said, Ill take one, please, before handing over his money.The old man pocketed the money, pointed up to the sky and said: See that one there? Thats your one.
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Short story...
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Man driving up windy country road.Woman driving down windy country road.As cars pass each other woman yells out window; "PIG!"Man retorts "BITCH!"Man rounds next curve and the man crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road, and dies.Thought for the day; IF MEN WOULD JUST LISTEN.
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Coupla funnies.
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DNA test..
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A mother thinks there is something strange about her son so she has a DNA test done in secret.After a long, nervous few days of waiting, the results finally come back.She is shocked to find out that her son is not actually related to her or her husband at all.With a heavy heart, she approaches her husband...
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The Bicycle Ride..
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The Bicycle RideI went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.It turned out to be a very go...
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From work it out yourself..
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From work it out yourself or else to Kumbaya and mental illnessI think this chronological progression of our education system is brilliantTeaching Maths from the 1950s to Today1. Teaching Maths in the 1950s ...A forester sells a lorryload of timber for $100His cost of production is 4/5 of the price...
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Fiona..
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Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...
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A couple more..
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Oops!!! -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 26th of August 2025 09:54:07 PM
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A couple more..
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Loving HusbandThe room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and tr...
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A man walked..
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A man walked into the ladies department,,,A man walks into the Ladies Department, and says " I want to buy a bra for my wife".The sales lady says "Sir, this is fine - what size is your wife?"He replied that she was very small - about as big as the other lady in the shop."And how big are her breasts?", asked th...
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Bra..
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.""What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...
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On the first day..
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On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years."The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"And God said th...
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At one point during a game, the coach..
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At one point during a game, the coachcalled one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked,Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?Yes, coach, replied the little boy.Do you understand that what matters is whether we winor lose together, as a team?The little boy nodded in the a...
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