Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Possum3 · Possum3

Husband:My wife is missing.She went out yesterday and has not come home...Sergeant at Police Station:What is her height?Husband:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant:Weight?Husband:Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant:Colour of eyes?Husband:Sort of brown I th...

Possum3 · Possum3

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Interviewed from those who have no idea !!

Possum3 · Possum3

*This letter was sent to the Broken Hill High School Principals office in Broken Hill, outback Australia after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors.An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankin...

anolphart · anolphart

Possum3 · Possum3

A fly was buzzing above a lake and a fish in the lake thought to itself, If only that fly would drop six inches, I would be able to jump up and eat it. A bear was in the lake and thought, If only that fly would drop six inches, the fish would jump up and I would be able to catch the fish. A hunter was on the grounds an...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DE Gaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded "Does that include those who are buried here?" You could have heard a pin drop ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

oldbloke · oldbloke

. Abbott and Costello. Lolhttps://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fgOldbloke

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates."Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bloke goes to Melbourne City Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I cant drink coffee. Have you ever served in the military? Yes. he says. I was in Iraq for two years. The interviewer says, That will give you five extra points t...

Possum3 · Possum3

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks,"Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever be...

Halfwaythere · Halfwaythere

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

anolphart · anolphart

I wonder what the new legislation passed recently that requires couples to both give consent prior to sexual activity should be called? My contribution is: The Nooky Nod

Possum3 · Possum3

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A MillionaireRegis: Barbara, youve done very well so far $500,000 and one lifeline left phone a friend.The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 are you ready?Barbara: Sure,...

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Subject: FW: Why teachers continue to drink heavilyThe following questions were in last year's GED examination(These are genuine answers).Q. What is a turbine?A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.Q. Ho...

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	Four worms. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	993	01:38 PM Nov 27, 2021 by Blues Man
	Missing wife. (Preview) Husband:My wife is missing.She went out yesterday and has not come home...Sergeant at Police Station:What is her height?Husband:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant:Weight?Husband:Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant:Colour of eyes?Husband:Sort of brown I th...	Possum3	2	1356	11:01 AM Nov 27, 2021 by oldbloke
	New Car. (Preview)	Possum3	0	495	10:32 AM Nov 27, 2021 by Possum3
	How interviews go these days . (Preview) Interviewed from those who have no idea !!	Aus-Kiwi	2	799	09:05 AM Nov 27, 2021 by Cupie
	Thank you letter. (Preview) *This letter was sent to the Broken Hill High School Principals office in Broken Hill, outback Australia after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors.An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankin...	Possum3	2	1061	08:47 AM Nov 27, 2021 by Blues Man
	That's Not Cricket! (Preview)	anolphart	0	511	08:00 AM Nov 27, 2021 by anolphart
	The Fly. (Preview) A fly was buzzing above a lake and a fish in the lake thought to itself, If only that fly would drop six inches, I would be able to jump up and eat it. A bear was in the lake and thought, If only that fly would drop six inches, the fish would jump up and I would be able to catch the fish. A hunter was on the grounds an...	Possum3	0	426	10:31 PM Nov 26, 2021 by Possum3
	You could have heard a pin drop ...... (Preview) JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DE Gaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded "Does that include those who are buried here?" You could have heard a pin drop ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...	aussie_paul	3	941	07:49 AM Nov 26, 2021 by Possum3
	Abbott and Costello (Preview) . Abbott and Costello. Lolhttps://youtu.be/kTcRRaXV-fgOldbloke	oldbloke	0	905	08:54 PM Nov 25, 2021 by oldbloke
	The Drover... (Preview) A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates."Have you even done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered."On a trip to Broken Hill, I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young sh...	aussie_paul	1	1049	05:57 PM Nov 25, 2021 by Blues Man
	New seatbelt design.... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	843	01:57 PM Nov 25, 2021 by aussie_paul
	Applying for a council job (Preview) A bloke goes to Melbourne City Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything? He replies, Yes, caffeine. I cant drink coffee. Have you ever served in the military? Yes. he says. I was in Iraq for two years. The interviewer says, That will give you five extra points t...	Bobdown	2	1120	12:32 PM Nov 25, 2021 by Bobdown
	Father????? (Preview) A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks,"Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever be...	Possum3	1	1519	11:25 PM Nov 24, 2021 by chappy
	Just Saying..... (Preview)	Halfwaythere	3	752	10:07 PM Nov 24, 2021 by watsea
	To my children... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	1247	04:14 PM Nov 24, 2021 by aussie_paul
	New sexual consent legislation (Preview) I wonder what the new legislation passed recently that requires couples to both give consent prior to sexual activity should be called? My contribution is: The Nooky Nod	anolphart	0	931	11:17 AM Nov 24, 2021 by anolphart
	Quiz show. (Preview) A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A MillionaireRegis: Barbara, youve done very well so far $500,000 and one lifeline left phone a friend.The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 are you ready?Barbara: Sure,...	Possum3	1	1412	09:00 AM Nov 24, 2021 by Blues Man
	Jaqui's been let off her leash (Preview)	anolphart	0	831	09:21 PM Nov 23, 2021 by anolphart
	Oops... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	901	01:04 PM Nov 23, 2021 by aussie_paul
	JOKES - ENJOY! (Preview) Subject: FW: Why teachers continue to drink heavilyThe following questions were in last year's GED examination(These are genuine answers).Q. What is a turbine?A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head. Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.Q. Ho...	aussie_paul	0	953	12:36 PM Nov 23, 2021 by aussie_paul
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