Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

They Walk Among Us! And .......... they vote. \ To get rid of his old fridge, a man put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home, you want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrus...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Texas.As usual he sits down with his dummy on his knee and he starts going through the first part of his session which is heavily loaded with dumb blonde jokes.Everything is going well and the audience are laughing and...

Bobdown · Bobdown

The guy didn't stand a chance.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeGAUJMN/

Possum3 · Possum3

86GTS · 86GTS

True story: During WW2 my mother-in-law was traveling on a Melbourne tram. Sitting beside her were two American soldiers. Sitting opposite her was an old lady with a string net bag bulging full with oranges. The netting split & the oranges dropped & were rolling all over the floor of the tra...

Hitting the road · Hitting the road

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from th...

Possum3 · Possum3

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing'What do they say?' the priest asked.They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,Then he thought for a moment......

Bobdown · Bobdown

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Possum3 · Possum3

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?The bru...

Mein · Mein

Why not?

Bobdown · Bobdown

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Boris https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSes3mhvQ/

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

A man was sitting in the bar at Mascot Terminal and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, 'Wow, she's so gorgeous... she must be an air hostess. I wonder which airline she works for.' "I still call Australia home...," he says to her. She pulled away from him and...

Craig1 · Craig1

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting thes...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Oops.. "Sir, please understand, to buy anti depressant tablets, you really need a proper prescription....Simply showing me your Marriage Certificate and a photo of your wife, is not enough!"..... -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 4th of February 2022 05:13:10 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Possum3 · Possum3

Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:11. "What the @#$% do you mean, were sinking?"~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.10. "What the @#$% was that?"~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 19459...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	About time (Preview)	Bobdown	2	878	05:31 PM Feb 9, 2022 by Bobdown
	A Few More (Preview) They Walk Among Us! And .......... they vote. \ To get rid of his old fridge, a man put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home, you want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrus...	Craig1	0	757	11:14 AM Feb 9, 2022 by Craig1
	English. (Preview)	Possum3	0	709	11:05 AM Feb 9, 2022 by Possum3
	The ventriloquist. (Preview) A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Texas.As usual he sits down with his dummy on his knee and he starts going through the first part of his session which is heavily loaded with dumb blonde jokes.Everything is going well and the audience are laughing and...	Possum3	0	506	10:12 AM Feb 9, 2022 by Possum3
	Fight club (Preview) The guy didn't stand a chance.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeGAUJMN/	Bobdown	1	953	06:38 AM Feb 9, 2022 by SoloMC
	Retirement. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1041	05:38 PM Feb 8, 2022 by Cassie63
	Wayward Oranges (Preview) True story: During WW2 my mother-in-law was traveling on a Melbourne tram. Sitting beside her were two American soldiers. Sitting opposite her was an old lady with a string net bag bulging full with oranges. The netting split & the oranges dropped & were rolling all over the floor of the tra...	86GTS	0	758	02:07 PM Feb 8, 2022 by 86GTS
	...looking forward to retiring... (Preview) After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from th...	Hitting the road	1	838	02:05 PM Feb 8, 2022 by Bicyclecamper
	Parrots swearing. (Preview) A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem.I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing'What do they say?' the priest asked.They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed,Then he thought for a moment......	Possum3	0	797	01:57 PM Feb 8, 2022 by Possum3
	Savage wife (Preview) https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeGLotGP/	Bobdown	2	857	01:55 PM Feb 8, 2022 by Bicyclecamper
	No way. (Preview) Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?The bru...	Possum3	0	851	10:58 AM Feb 8, 2022 by Possum3
	Why not? (Preview) Why not?	Mein	5	1620	06:51 PM Feb 7, 2022 by peter67
	Funnies 2 (Preview)	Bobdown	0	817	01:26 PM Feb 7, 2022 by Bobdown
	Funnies 1 (Preview)	Bobdown	0	714	01:25 PM Feb 7, 2022 by Bobdown
	Great leader (Preview) Boris https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSes3mhvQ/	Bobdown	0	769	01:23 PM Feb 7, 2022 by Bobdown
	The air hostess (Preview) A man was sitting in the bar at Mascot Terminal and noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, 'Wow, she's so gorgeous... she must be an air hostess. I wonder which airline she works for.' "I still call Australia home...," he says to her. She pulled away from him and...	Ivan 01	1	1084	10:32 PM Feb 5, 2022 by Warren-Pat_01
	sarcasm at it's best (Preview) A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting thes...	Craig1	1	781	09:24 PM Feb 5, 2022 by peter67
	Pharmacist to customer: (Preview) Oops.. "Sir, please understand, to buy anti depressant tablets, you really need a proper prescription....Simply showing me your Marriage Certificate and a photo of your wife, is not enough!"..... -- Edited by aussie_paul on Friday 4th of February 2022 05:13:10 PM	aussie_paul	2	1194	02:47 PM Feb 4, 2022 by dorian
	lol... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	1004	11:59 AM Feb 4, 2022 by aussie_paul
	Question: When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable? (Preview) Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:11. "What the @#$% do you mean, were sinking?"~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.10. "What the @#$% was that?"~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 19459...	Possum3	4	1788	11:05 AM Feb 4, 2022 by Buzz Lightbulb
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