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Ok Craig you asked for it!!!
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In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam Loud was his mirth, Cos he knew that on earth, There were only two balls - and he had em. (I know I said I wouldn't but then I found this one!)
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Magnarc
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St Giles
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From down in the crypt at St Giles Came a scream that resounded for miles Said the vicar "Good Gracious, has Brother Ignatious Forgotten the Bishop has piles.
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DMaxer
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Poem
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There once was a chap from Cape Horn, Who wished that he'd never been born, He woudn't have been if his pappy had seen, That the end of his franger was torn. PS. I promise to be a good boy in future and refrain from submitting this kind of poetry on the forum.
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Atoms etc:
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Then there was the atom scientist with VD who went into hospital and came out with a new clear weapon.
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More funny nonsense
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Different meanings
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THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-sh...
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Bobdown
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Funny Billboards
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Bobdown
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Funnies...mixed bag
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Bobdown
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Failing to stop at a stop sign
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy.He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...Deputy says, "License and registration, please."Lawyer sa...
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Polly Joke
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-09/trial-of-former-one-nation-senator-rod-culleton/101837150?utm_campaign=abc_news_web&utm_content=link&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_source=abc_news_web
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Tony Bev
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The queue for Harry's book
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anolphart
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The confession.
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An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, hed been in the bar when he met a young woman. Maybe 22, he says. A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father. Yes, says the priest, Lust is a dangerous sin. Theres more, says the man. We went back to her place and made passionate love...
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Roy E
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They Walk Among Us
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rgren2
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Things to ponder as you age . . .
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Things to ponder as you age . . . The inventor of the treadmill died at the age of 54 The originator of gymnastics died at the age of 57 The past world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41 The best soccer player in history, Maradona, died at the age of 60 ...
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Cricket
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The Pope.
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A Lawyer and the Pope died at the same time, both went to heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter who conducted them to their rooms.The Pope's room was spartan with bare floor, army cot for a bed, and a single bulb for light. They came to the Lawyer's room. It was huge with wall to wall carpeting...
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rgren2
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Health Assesment
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anolphart
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Doggie doorbell
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A big welcome..... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8MtSenQ/
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Bobdown
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More nonsense
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Bobdown
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Two Paddy's
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Two Paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole...
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