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Why Sharks Circle-care all names have been deleted to protect the gui;ty
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Here's your (educational) story for the day . .Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied Politician survivors of a sunken ship.. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam towards the mass of politicians."First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our f...
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Beware the fish
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rgren2
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A Ripper
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One of the best instructional videos ever seen. Turn up the volume.
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Bobdown
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Liberal party, the greatest ever money managers. Lol
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-06-11/albanese-submarine-deal-with-france/101145042
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oldbloke
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A couple to entertain
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The Romans Julius Caesar: Why are all my royal chariots so dented and dinged up? Chariots Manager: Hail, Caesar. Julius Caesar Very Good, but again what happened to my chariots?  Mums Advice A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back...
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Gundog
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The Poor Hypnotist
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I went to a hypnotist's show last night. It started out quite well. The hypnotist got 5 men up on the stage and put them into a trance. He told them to hop on one foot, and they did. He then told them to act like monkeys, and they did. But one of the men bumped the tall speaker tower. It toppled over and lan...
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Mein
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Word Play
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I don't want to brag about my finances or anythingbut my credit card company calls me almost every day to tell me that my balance is outstanding. Ive just finished installing a high voltage fence around my house.The neighbours are dead against it. Scientists got together to study the effects of alc...
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Gundog
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Dog Sitter
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Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the do...
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Eye test
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A patient goes to the Optician for his eye test. The Optician asked him what he can see. "I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theatres and closed pubs." That's perfect says the Optician, you've got 2020 vision!
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Whenarewethere
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Wet and wild
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Good slippery dip.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdGjExnC/?k=1
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Bobdown
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Where the hell is Hughenden
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Last month Prince Charles and Camilla visited Hughenden and all the civic dignitaries were lined up at the Hughenden Road House when the coach arrived. As the bus wheeled in with a cloud of dust and huffed to a standstill the door to the Royal coach opened and out stepped HRH sporting a genuine fox fur h...
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I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!"..He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'Now his mind travels back to the only t...
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Friday's early
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Is there a Vaccine for that?
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Ivan 01
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Medicare- Part G
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Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself. The government says there's no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Part G. Part G gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are required to shoot...
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Paintar
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The Wrestler.
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Davo went to the carnival,saw a sign outside the wrestling tent, "Anyone who can stay three rounds with Slugger Thompson gets $100" Being in need of some readies he decided to give it a go. Now Slugger was a man mountain who made The Beast from the Chaser look like a midget, but Davo thought he would still...
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Magnarc
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Irish Lass
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5 most important men...........funny
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Bobdown
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The language of men
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Mein
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Memo to Men
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Bobdown
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From bad to worse
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When your situation's bad but you think to yourself, "Well, at least things can't get any worse."
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