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The Hotel Lobby
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A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'
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Rob Driver
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Familiar Posts
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It is to be reported that no Lightbulb was hurt during the posting of this topic. Isnt this the truth in every Nomad Caravan Forum Question: How many group members does it take to change light bulb ? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experie...
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Rob Driver
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putin's war desk
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Shouldn't be too difficult to sort out with western resources!
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Whenarewethere
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One day Nick's wife
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One day Nick's wife asked him "What will he do if she were to die".Nick replied "I'll also die". She asked him "Why?"Nick replied "Well, you know I have a heart condition and most likely I would not be able to tolerate that much happiness". 2Chris Bruty and David Gaze
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aussie_paul
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Test of Patience
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Bobdown
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I will have something from the menu
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A crusty old biker from out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER : $2.00MEAT PIE : $2.25BACON & EGG PIE : $2.50BURGER WITH THE WORKS : $3...
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Rob Driver
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And before we save the world
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Rooms to rent, please
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The wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will help me get an erection . You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills! I'm looking for a place to live, can you help me?
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Rob Driver
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Not too good at the moment
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Calvin...
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covid stuff again
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Annna Graams
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This is very clever ANAGRAMS This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails in a while. Someone out there Must be "deadly" at Scrabble.. (Wait till you see the last one)! PRESBYTERIAN : When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MO...
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Craig1
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Quickies
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Son: Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Father: Yes, we arson. Why do bees stay in their hive throughout winter? 'Swarm. Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c? Because you can't see in the dark. How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced? A bucaneer. Why should you never buy flowers from a monk? To pre...
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Kids drawings
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They must have a dirty mind.....funny https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeKRSBoE/
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Bobdown
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Feeling down
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Sometimes, I just wish that someone would give me a big hug and say, "Don't worry! You'll soon be back on your feet. How about I make you a nice cup of tea and give you $50,000?"
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Mein
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Here is one for Vlad
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Ivan 01
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Speed control
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Canadian Speed Control! Speed control being used in Canada. How's this for effective speed control? I don't know about you, but this would certainly slow me down! People slow down and actually try to "straddle" the hole. This is an actual speed control device that is currently in use. I...
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Bobdown
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Cheap Shotgun Alert
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Made in China........don't buy it.
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Bobdown
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What mouse?
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Mein
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Massive Things
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I'm fascinated by these massive things.
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Mein
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