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No good on land either
(Preview)
Drives like Yobarr ..........
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Bobdown
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4
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1420
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7 Degrees of Blondeness
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A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch. Wow the copper gasped your car looks like and accordion that was stomped on by an Elephant Are you OK? Why yes officer, I am fi...
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aussie_paul
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0
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1063
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Drinking is a man’s job.!
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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2
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1334
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Opinions?
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Southern Cruizer
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2
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1161
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Old navy chief
(Preview)
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking,but how old do you think I am?'About 32,' is the reply.'...
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aussie_paul
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0
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929
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Ah ha.
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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882
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lol..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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651
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Simple Life of the 1950s
(Preview)
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yobarr
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0
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1039
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PC ?
(Preview)
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yobarr
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2
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1378
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Not often..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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2
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1163
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Longer skirts
(Preview)
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yobarr
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0
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1096
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Court exchanges......sound familiar DMax
(Preview)
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ___________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ___________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ___________...
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Bobdown
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3
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1358
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Man on JobSeeker self-identifies as submarine in attempt to get more government funding
(Preview)
https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/04/19/man-on-jobseeker-self-identifies-as-submarine/A
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dorian
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4
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1130
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Little Freddy
(Preview)
Little Freddy, playing with some new friends in the street, he'd been out there for about an hour when he came running in to mum & asked, "Mum, where did I come from?" It was the time that she had dreaded, but it was going to be now or never, so she sat him down and explained all about the birds & the be...
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aussie_paul
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0
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886
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One of my favourites
(Preview)
Pilots Vs Maintenance Engineers After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never le...
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Mike Harding
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0
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838
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Some pearls of wisdom
(Preview)
Ive learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake. If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban. Im responsible for what I say, not what you understand...
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anolphart
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1
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829
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SCHOOL - 1950s v 2023
(Preview)
Scenario : Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. 2022 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark and charge them with assault. Both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger man...
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Bobdown
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9
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1295
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No more Moby
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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1
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672
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Great Indian Hills signs 2
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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746
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Great Indian Hills signs
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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661
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